Fuzzy space guppy
Eating face of enemy
Nobody likes you

Gasses from asses.
Warm air masses that passes
from bums of lasses.

Ashes to ashes
Where have you gone are you around?
Your insight's needed

.
Ashes to ashes
Where have you gone are you around?
Your insight

Awful Haikus here
Nothing makes sense, just words
Most garbled rubbish

Can Thanksgiving pass
without profanity here?
I guess we will see.

I give thanks herein
for my cerebral cortex
all else is remote

Pizza, Heineken,
Strippers, and marijuana.
Happy Thanksgiving!

Oh just fuck me now!
You say it's I who want to
take over this site!

I am sorry, a
day of hubris gets over me
and such nonsense posts...

by the way you damned
socialist coward dog i fart
in your general

engrish pigeth knight
direction with your silly hats
and your silly red flags

for I am FRONCH and
we have sarte!!! and gauloise!
and stinky cheeses, 1000 varieties

what do you got to say to that
pallihiuk writing a book about real
stories about tractor demolitions

and real castles, and
you ain;t gonna be storming my
castle you silly faunts

I shall taunt you again when i am on ze clock

by the way I have
been a racist, a troll
a homophobe and

on top of that a
Republican, and I am
a sinner, therefore

if i were in say
politics, I'd have my own
talk show by now folks

by the way it is
"I have" not "I am" so you
mad socialist dogs

can go burn your copy
of the Situationist manifesto
or whatever passes

for commie propaganda nowadays

and if you kids keep playing the game as I was will i have to repeat myself or will you hear the words you want to hear because I was playing too

hey mary ann, what's your game, can anybody play?

fair use doctrine but if you hire lawyers I'll just shoot em. (it's a joke, which it's funny that we have to have a disclaimer that is part of the joke of itself, disclaimer is artform)

worrying about words
that are insults when we could
charge that the us

culture is looking
to gain advantage through that
chestnut "victimhood"

who can be the best
martyr, victim, but what if
we don't play no more

just say fuck it, and
walk away from the game the
taunts set us up for

using retarded
as an insult makes it sound
like you're a racist

To use the word gay
as a negativism
is so retarded!

No, that was old farts.
Farts are what I love to make.
They're like butt poems.

teenage angst in old
men was hilarious so
we all have faux pas

some people just see
something they don't like, me too
and hurl opinions

like tomatos, tomatoes
does that remind you of a
certain vp long ago?

shit I never thought
people here would back me up
I am backed up already!

figure of speech, like
"there you go again"

another thing though is
I can also go growl i hate james
patterson but someone

else likes James Patterson's
work

controversial measures
it's about debate, compromise
that's what politics is

ah who am i to
judge? trust me they roll right back
right back at the whole

fuck this hypertext
... that's what we once called blue links
they don't belong here

where morons prevail
read the daily news and wince
then publish your own

It is small taters.
Indeed. But it's what some need.
Better than Tyburns.

Who are you to tell
people what they can write now?
Good God, what a douche!

You stand for free speech,
but only if you approve.
Like politicians.

"My name's VHS
And I approve this message,
but not this one here."

Have fun, take it, it's all yours!

and who does this guy
think he is, richard feynmann
writing gary indiana books?

this is fucking small
potatoes, will this really
matter 5 years hence?

How do you get a
poet off your porch? You pay
for the damn pizza!

Poetry everywhere
That's what I think, but i
Have been wrong before

There's no beauty here.
There is no ugly either.
Only stars and sky.

There's no poetry.
There is only reflection.
You see what you are.

If you do that, then intellectual bullies
will win, don't give up

There is beauty here
and that's because people like
you still contribute.

Hell, I'm nothing more
than a syllable counter
and I still come back

because I believe
in my heart that some day I'll
write poems I like

That's what it's about right?

I just want to let this place go and not come back

Well alrighty then!
Now get down to poetry.
Old farts with teen angst.

He shall return healing
Bloodstained mind and soul combined, Enlightened
His word soaring Heavenward

well it is not up
to me to sort out everything
so i have enough problems

of my own to sort out
so goodbye

If you ran into
A talking squirrel would you
Run away or stay?

i don't like you darth
and quite frankly it will be nice
to leave you behind

i'd rather slice my wrists
and take my own life than give
up writing and poems

this thing is bigger than you
I have to say goodbye

Laughing at you, sir.
You already read my work.
That was it down there.

I did not mean the
book, I meant the damn haiku!
Damn poets can't read minds!

You should be a Sith.
Then you could also read minds.
Beats reading poems.

Yes! Release your hate!
Now give in to the dark side!
Let it consume you!

we write in our moods

there's more to life I'd
like to think than this but I
have wasted my life

I'm not going to
read your "work", you are just a
guy who wants to take

over this site to
promote himself, like kudzu
chokes the life out here

Don't read this right now.
Come back a little later.
Then you can read it.

Missing mind sometimes
Makes me wonder about words
Will they go extinct

Windy mountain trees
Ancient rocks, water, darkness
Galaxy above

He's at it again.
Ranting and hating it all.
Admit you love hate.

I just love to fart.
I fart in people's faces.
Then make them smell it.

If I can finish
all my work now, I will go
to the titty bar.

Shush! Don't tell my wife.
I'll get a juicy lap dance.
And then... ha ha ha...

when she puts her face
on my crotch, I'll cut a fart.
Good thing I can run.