Bashō says something unhelpful
Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
29 Years, 79 Days and 78056 Haiku later...
by the way you damned
socialist coward dog i fart
in your general

engrish pigeth knight
direction with your silly hats
and your silly red flags

for I am FRONCH and
we have sarte!!! and gauloise!
and stinky cheeses, 1000 varieties

what do you got to say to that
pallihiuk writing a book about real
stories about tractor demolitions

and real castles, and
you ain;t gonna be storming my
castle you silly faunts

I shall taunt you again when i am on ze clock
Haiku # 50478 November 27, 2013 12:11 am ET
by vhs
by the way I have
been a racist, a troll
a homophobe and

on top of that a
Republican, and I am
a sinner, therefore

if i were in say
politics, I'd have my own
talk show by now folks

by the way it is
"I have" not "I am" so you
mad socialist dogs

can go burn your copy
of the Situationist manifesto
or whatever passes

for commie propaganda nowadays
Haiku # 50477 November 27, 2013 12:08 am ET
by vhs of I approve this message
and if you kids keep playing the game as I was will i have to repeat myself or will you hear the words you want to hear because I was playing too

hey mary ann, what's your game, can anybody play?

fair use doctrine but if you hire lawyers I'll just shoot em. (it's a joke, which it's funny that we have to have a disclaimer that is part of the joke of itself, disclaimer is artform)
Haiku # 50476 November 27, 2013 12:05 am ET
by vhs
worrying about words
that are insults when we could
charge that the us

culture is looking
to gain advantage through that
chestnut "victimhood"

who can be the best
martyr, victim, but what if
we don't play no more

just say fuck it, and
walk away from the game the
taunts set us up for
Haiku # 50475 November 27, 2013 12:03 am ET
by vhs
using retarded
as an insult makes it sound
like you're a racist
Haiku # 50474 November 26, 2013 11:22 pm ET
by Carla Tortelli of Boston
To use the word gay
as a negativism
is so retarded!
Haiku # 50473 November 26, 2013 10:35 pm ET
by Darth Figpucker
No, that was old farts.
Farts are what I love to make.
They're like butt poems.
Haiku # 50469 November 26, 2013 2:48 pm ET
by Pppprrrooottt toot toot of Palhaniuk is making Fight Club 2
teenage angst in old
men was hilarious so
we all have faux pas
Haiku # 50468 November 26, 2013 1:01 pm ET
by vhs
some people just see
something they don't like, me too
and hurl opinions

like tomatos, tomatoes
does that remind you of a
certain vp long ago?
Haiku # 50467 November 26, 2013 6:40 am ET
by vhs
shit I never thought
people here would back me up
I am backed up already!

figure of speech, like
"there you go again"
Haiku # 50466 November 26, 2013 6:18 am ET
by vhs
another thing though is
I can also go growl i hate james
patterson but someone

else likes James Patterson's
work
Haiku # 50465 November 26, 2013 6:17 am ET
by vhs
controversial measures
it's about debate, compromise
that's what politics is

ah who am i to
judge? trust me they roll right back
right back at the whole
Haiku # 50464 November 26, 2013 6:16 am ET
by vhs
fuck this hypertext
... that's what we once called blue links
they don't belong here
Haiku # 50462 November 26, 2013 1:37 am ET
by Lush
where morons prevail
read the daily news and wince
then publish your own
Haiku # 50461 November 26, 2013 1:35 am ET
by Lush
It is small taters.
Indeed. But it's what some need.
Better than Tyburns.
Haiku # 50460 November 26, 2013 12:08 am ET
by Less Nessman of Cincinnati
Who are you to tell
people what they can write now?
Good God, what a douche!

You stand for free speech,
but only if you approve.
Like politicians.

"My name's VHS
And I approve this message,
but not this one here."

Have fun, take it, it's all yours!
Haiku # 50459 November 25, 2013 11:25 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
and who does this guy
think he is, richard feynmann
writing gary indiana books?
Haiku # 50458 November 25, 2013 10:47 pm ET
by vhs
this is fucking small
potatoes, will this really
matter 5 years hence?
Haiku # 50457 November 25, 2013 10:45 pm ET
by vhs
How do you get a
poet off your porch? You pay
for the damn pizza!
Haiku # 50456 November 25, 2013 8:33 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Poetry everywhere
That's what I think, but i
Have been wrong before
Haiku # 50455 November 25, 2013 7:24 pm ET
by Why are poets poor?
There's no beauty here.
There is no ugly either.
Only stars and sky.
Haiku # 50454 November 25, 2013 7:15 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
There's no poetry.
There is only reflection.
You see what you are.
Haiku # 50453 November 25, 2013 7:09 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
If you do that, then intellectual bullies
will win, don't give up

There is beauty here
and that's because people like
you still contribute.

Hell, I'm nothing more
than a syllable counter
and I still come back

because I believe
in my heart that some day I'll
write poems I like

That's what it's about right?
Haiku # 50452 November 25, 2013 3:12 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
I just want to let this place go and not come back
Haiku # 50451 November 25, 2013 12:32 pm ET
by vhs
Well alrighty then!
Now get down to poetry.
Old farts with teen angst.
Haiku # 50450 November 25, 2013 12:03 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
He shall return healing
Bloodstained mind and soul combined, Enlightened
His word soaring Heavenward
Haiku # 50449 November 25, 2013 1:40 am ET
by Jeremy of USA
well it is not up
to me to sort out everything
so i have enough problems

of my own to sort out
so goodbye
Haiku # 50448 November 25, 2013 1:00 am ET
by vhs
If you ran into
A talking squirrel would you
Run away or stay?
Haiku # 50447 November 25, 2013 12:39 am ET
by Merle of Meskogee
i don't like you darth
and quite frankly it will be nice
to leave you behind
Haiku # 50446 November 25, 2013 12:32 am ET
by vhs
i'd rather slice my wrists
and take my own life than give
up writing and poems
Haiku # 50445 November 25, 2013 12:26 am ET
by vhs
this thing is bigger than you
I have to say goodbye
Haiku # 50444 November 25, 2013 12:13 am ET
by vhs
Laughing at you, sir.
You already read my work.
That was it down there.

I did not mean the
book, I meant the damn haiku!
Damn poets can't read minds!

You should be a Sith.
Then you could also read minds.
Beats reading poems.
Haiku # 50443 November 24, 2013 10:34 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Yes! Release your hate!
Now give in to the dark side!
Let it consume you!
Haiku # 50442 November 24, 2013 10:29 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
we write in our moods
Haiku # 50441 November 24, 2013 9:02 pm ET
by vhs
there's more to life I'd
like to think than this but I
have wasted my life
Haiku # 50440 November 24, 2013 4:16 pm ET
by vhs
I'm not going to
read your "work", you are just a
guy who wants to take

over this site to
promote himself, like kudzu
chokes the life out here
Haiku # 50439 November 24, 2013 12:57 pm ET
by vhs
Don't read this right now.
Come back a little later.
Then you can read it.
Haiku # 50438 November 24, 2013 12:49 pm ET
by evi1 - a novel about you of Hanging upside down in the bat cave watching batman and robin changing their underwear - it's nothing special
Missing mind sometimes
Makes me wonder about words
Will they go extinct
Haiku # 50436 November 23, 2013 2:46 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Windy mountain trees
Ancient rocks, water, darkness
Galaxy above
Haiku # 50435 November 23, 2013 12:12 am ET
by J D
He's at it again.
Ranting and hating it all.
Admit you love hate.

I just love to fart.
I fart in people's faces.
Then make them smell it.

If I can finish
all my work now, I will go
to the titty bar.

Shush! Don't tell my wife.
I'll get a juicy lap dance.
And then... ha ha ha...

when she puts her face
on my crotch, I'll cut a fart.
Good thing I can run.
Haiku # 50432 November 22, 2013 5:04 pm ET
by Darth Figpucker of 2219 56586683
lsd is like tv
another distraction from the
dead reality
Haiku # 50431 November 22, 2013 10:54 am ET
by vhs
crisis ends and we
arise from the mess renewed
get me a towel
Haiku # 50430 November 22, 2013 1:24 am ET
by vhs
the risk we take to
say what we say off or on
line in this fuck fest

of an aborted
america, rife with political
aids, let it all

die, and be done with it
Haiku # 50429 November 22, 2013 12:32 am ET
by vhs
some of us inject
by proxy reading naked lunch
rather than become

junky, outcast, worm
witch jew, christian, artist or
d and d player

satanic, hardly
the modern nitwit who claims
to be a christian

needs to be shot so
they can't cast the first stone
oops, same idea huh
Haiku # 50428 November 22, 2013 12:30 am ET
by vhs
my other drug is
love, the blood flows more smoothly
to the heart and soul
Haiku # 50427 November 22, 2013 12:29 am ET
by vhs
my drug is hate, I
don't need lsd, it stabs
the blood runs cleaner...
Haiku # 50426 November 22, 2013 12:28 am ET
by vhs
I hate retards like
homophobes hate queers
I mean the people

who can help it not
the people who can't, who are
nice wiser than us

lousy poet vecks
as for you wannabe tough guys
get educated, get a job
Haiku # 50425 November 22, 2013 12:27 am ET
by vhs
I don't like Big Bird
Grating voice, weird eyes, stupid
Grover is sexy
Haiku # 50422 November 21, 2013 11:17 pm ET
by Poppy tone
I really wrote that
Stop stealing from me Karen
You cannot do that
Haiku # 50421 November 21, 2013 11:54 am ET
by Kendal of aclairica
i think I'm gonna
give this place a break and let
you guys flood it with

"transgressive ideas"
whilst i play with 20 sided dice
dragons and dark elves...
Haiku # 50420 November 21, 2013 11:53 am ET
by vhs