He's at it again.
Ranting and hating it all.
Admit you love hate.

I just love to fart.
I fart in people's faces.
Then make them smell it.

If I can finish
all my work now, I will go
to the titty bar.

Shush! Don't tell my wife.
I'll get a juicy lap dance.
And then... ha ha ha...

when she puts her face
on my crotch, I'll cut a fart.
Good thing I can run.