Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
28 Years, 43 Days and 77437 Haiku later...

I am tired of
being paranoid about
america gone mad

bookstores closing down
data mining prevalent
and it gets in the

way of my real creative desires
Haiku # 49384, February 2, 2013 12:29 pm ET
by vhs
girlfriend wanted:
girl next door type; smart, sexy
loves giving haiku
Haiku # 49383, February 2, 2013 12:52 am ET
by crimson mind of Phoenix, AZ
My farts are divine.
From my ass wholly holy,
comes the wind of God.
Haiku # 49382, February 2, 2013 12:07 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
A cold, cutting wind
punishes me savagely;
What have I done wrong?
Haiku # 49381, February 1, 2013 4:28 pm ET
by Amongst The Rabble
as time progresses
entropy, not progress is
the spirit rising
Haiku # 49380, January 31, 2013 9:51 pm ET
by vhs
A five syllable
Then a seven syllable
Next five syllable
Haiku # 49379, January 31, 2013 4:58 pm ET
by Shirley Smothers
did i smell something ?
like leftovers past their prime
itself a low point
Haiku # 49378, January 31, 2013 4:42 am ET
by ash
apostrophe now !
or capital punishment
if i may be frank
Haiku # 49377, January 31, 2013 4:40 am ET
by ash
no haiku today
stuck in a creative lull
no inspiration
Haiku # 49376, January 31, 2013 12:54 am ET
by crimson mind of Phoenix, AZ
I don't honestly
care guy who's been here for so
long he needs to die

before he changes and
I imagine I need to die too
maybe good damn riddance

to both of us
Haiku # 49375, January 30, 2013 11:04 am ET
by vhs
A wet wood fencepost;
Evidence of a rainstorm
That passed through last night
Haiku # 49372, January 28, 2013 8:57 am ET
by Amongst The Rabble
The weather forecast
Gentle snow or heavy ice
San Antoni-NO
Haiku # 49371, January 26, 2013 6:28 pm ET
by Shirley Smothers
http://search.yahoo.com/search?p=surveilence+culture&ei=UTF-8&fr=moz35
Haiku # 49370, January 24, 2013 2:45 pm ET
by vhs
find inspiration
a spiritual motive,
then go drink a beer.
Haiku # 49369, January 24, 2013 12:46 pm ET
by mundane
within this empire
should they make me a ruler
i'd prefer metric
Haiku # 49368, January 24, 2013 4:55 am ET
by ash
Nothing Happened Today

five o-clock news cast
pretty anchor woman says
nothing to report
Haiku # 49367, January 23, 2013 10:31 pm ET
by crimson mind of Phoenix, AZ
why the universe
can't get the hell out of the way
when I have things

to do is always
a mystery to me
Haiku # 49366, January 22, 2013 7:24 am ET
by vhs
an unblemished hope
might seam that shit together
or prove it's own void
Haiku # 49365, January 22, 2013 12:26 am ET
by Lush of what do i know
vacant hereafter
or some corrupt thereafter
dwindles to the same
Haiku # 49364, January 22, 2013 12:23 am ET
by Lush
one mustn't despair
generation density
son will rise again
Haiku # 49363, January 22, 2013 12:20 am ET
by Lush
have to stay awake
i feel like sleeping right now
can't let my eyes close
Haiku # 49362, January 20, 2013 7:36 pm ET
by crimson mind of Phoenix, AZ
it's times when a doubt
hits a person, feels stuck keeps on
fighting but feels like

giving up, the old
introverted whine fest kicks
in but it is real...
Haiku # 49361, January 19, 2013 12:23 pm ET
by vhs
I collapse within
a dream of methods without
justice eludes
Haiku # 49360, January 19, 2013 1:37 am ET
by Lush
vhs, my man
never doubt your value, son
please, please me. then...
Haiku # 49359, January 19, 2013 1:34 am ET
by Lush
mine mirrored beauty
and wealth immeasurable
curse this small penis
Haiku # 49358, January 19, 2013 1:19 am ET
by Lush
in an ideal world
i would be rich, good looking,
and not just well hung
Haiku # 49357, January 18, 2013 11:51 pm ET
by crimson mind of Phoenix, AZ
in an ideal world
i would be thin, rich, well hung
and good looking too
Haiku # 49356, January 18, 2013 11:46 pm ET
by crimson mind of Phoenix, AZ
one man's shit is but
another man's money so
pile on the shit and

grow something
Haiku # 49355, January 18, 2013 2:49 pm ET
by vhs
blow out the candles
the icepick in the shit cake
means the party's over
Haiku # 49354, January 18, 2013 6:15 am ET
by ash
i would not do that
says a voice in my mind but
i do write haiku
Haiku # 49353, January 17, 2013 11:56 am ET
by mastahari of Austria
Can't get credit cards
You would think that cash would do
So it goes I guess
Haiku # 49352, January 16, 2013 12:49 pm ET
by nombre
trying to be hip
when hip is dead and we all dead
and we should but don't
Haiku # 49351, January 13, 2013 6:03 pm ET
by vhs
books are likely dead
I saw a mom in a thai food
joint having her son

watching cartoons on
a freaking tablet, ike what
do you think of the

interconnected
military experiment
called the internet?
Haiku # 49350, January 13, 2013 4:31 pm ET
by vhs
Jesus Christ for
God's sakes they don't get beavis
and butthead jokes, GOSH!
Haiku # 49349, January 13, 2013 4:30 pm ET
by vhs
I want to hit that
rewind button but today's kids
have no idea what rewind means
Haiku # 49348, January 13, 2013 4:29 pm ET
by vhs
I'd like to think art
or writing can change the world
but society lost

it's way and we have
to say there's evil and there
always will be, can

you defeat hitler
with a painting or with the
might of the firearm?
Haiku # 49347, January 13, 2013 4:28 pm ET
by vhs
well do you accept
yourselves, now do I get to
hear how people, why

everyone here seemed
so freaking depressed, gen x
indifferent?
Haiku # 49346, January 12, 2013 11:41 pm ET
by vhs
Junk mail I actually don't mind receiving Haiku

Pretty young women
Lingerie, panties and bras
Thank you Frederick's
Haiku # 49345, January 12, 2013 10:47 pm ET
by Crimson Mind of Phoenix, AZ
my heart is beating
but the rest of me feels dead
how did that happen ?
Haiku # 49344, January 12, 2013 4:36 pm ET
by ash
I was going to
leave this site like so many
times before then you post...
Haiku # 49343, January 11, 2013 10:44 am ET
by vhs
I believe only in vhs. never give up giving up giving up. our host is perishing from within. huzzah.
Haiku # 49342, January 11, 2013 1:13 am ET
by Lush
is glass half empty?
or is glass half full? who care?
just pour me more beer!

inspired by haiku 1726
Haiku # 49341, January 9, 2013 11:18 pm ET
by Crimson Mind of Phoenix, Arizona
what does virgo got
that scorpio don't got it
knows how to shut up
Haiku # 49340, January 5, 2013 11:19 pm ET
by vhs
everyone has this
graft and crap and and and and
goes on doesn't it?
Haiku # 49339, January 5, 2013 11:17 pm ET
by vhs
I have given up
on giving up because faith
just won't fuck off babe
Haiku # 49338, January 5, 2013 11:17 pm ET
by vhs
everyone wants to
dis each other but gen x
is dead but alive

we recongnized
illusion yet embraced it
and took the money

and we ran and thus
we lied to others and ourselves
and boomers believe

their own bullshit
Haiku # 49337, January 5, 2013 11:16 pm ET
by vhs
I think I just give
up on lost souls here, there's no
writing for you all...
Haiku # 49336, January 5, 2013 11:13 am ET
by vhs
Today I farted
The stench of a thousand hells
Wafting from my ass
Haiku # 49335, January 3, 2013 8:55 pm ET
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Actors, audience:
We are part of the drama,
even when we watch
Haiku # 49334, January 2, 2013 11:22 am ET
by Amongst the Rabble
we stand back and watch
their drama unfold as a
play is the one thing
Haiku # 49333, January 2, 2013 9:08 am ET
by vhs
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