Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
28 Years, 42 Days and 77437 Haiku later...

everyone has this
graft and crap and and and and
goes on doesn't it?
Haiku # 49339, January 5, 2013 11:17 pm ET
by vhs
I have given up
on giving up because faith
just won't fuck off babe
Haiku # 49338, January 5, 2013 11:17 pm ET
by vhs
everyone wants to
dis each other but gen x
is dead but alive

we recongnized
illusion yet embraced it
and took the money

and we ran and thus
we lied to others and ourselves
and boomers believe

their own bullshit
Haiku # 49337, January 5, 2013 11:16 pm ET
by vhs
I think I just give
up on lost souls here, there's no
writing for you all...
Haiku # 49336, January 5, 2013 11:13 am ET
by vhs
Today I farted
The stench of a thousand hells
Wafting from my ass
Haiku # 49335, January 3, 2013 8:55 pm ET
by Click here to download document of bad poetry of Tulsa, Oklahoma
Actors, audience:
We are part of the drama,
even when we watch
Haiku # 49334, January 2, 2013 11:22 am ET
by Amongst the Rabble
we stand back and watch
their drama unfold as a
play is the one thing
Haiku # 49333, January 2, 2013 9:08 am ET
by vhs
more than a day late
and trillions of dollars short
fiscal cliff deferred
Haiku # 49332, January 2, 2013 3:07 am ET
by crimson mind of Phoenix, AZ
the world keeps turning
no matter how one tries to
stop it spinning but...

I am dizzy
Haiku # 49331, January 1, 2013 1:26 pm ET
by vhs
old year departed
and a new one has arrived
yet more of the same
Haiku # 49330, January 1, 2013 4:32 am ET
by crimson mind of phoenix, az
Day by Day by Day
Earth, Moon, Sky, Sun, Universe-
Seconds, Minutes, Hours.
Haiku # 49329, December 31, 2012 6:51 pm ET
by mundane
the snarkiness of
this place makes me nostalgic
for this snarkiness
Haiku # 49328, December 30, 2012 4:31 pm ET
by vhs
and so irony
the last refuge for those who
waste their time living
Haiku # 49327, December 29, 2012 2:38 am ET
by vhs
one might fairly ask:
Why in the fuck do you care?
I reply: I'm fake.
Haiku # 49326, December 27, 2012 11:29 pm ET
by Lus
and fanclub posters\
fall short of idolatry
by an ass hair's width
Haiku # 49325, December 27, 2012 11:24 pm ET
by Lush
most heroes are borne
upon a cirrus of fiction
these are wispy clouds
Haiku # 49324, December 27, 2012 11:22 pm ET
by Lush
I wrote a haiku
about the game sudoku.
It was pure poo poo.
Haiku # 49323, December 27, 2012 8:49 pm ET
by Check out my youtube porn
so long people
enjoy your haikus and
talk amongst yourselves
Haiku # 49322, December 26, 2012 1:08 am ET
by vhs
laughs, if that's all you
got, I might as well give you
my phone number and we

can talk about me and
dressing up as santa and
we can play the game

of 50 shades of ho ho ho
Haiku # 49321, December 26, 2012 12:57 am ET
by vhs
I hate Santa Claus.
He should be raped by reindeer.
Along with his elves.
Haiku # 49320, December 24, 2012 1:49 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
it's been many years
shoot it down if you must but
merry christmas
Haiku # 49319, December 24, 2012 1:05 pm ET
by vhs
wasn't there a song
called Detachable Penis
by King Missle? hmm
Haiku # 49318, December 23, 2012 5:21 pm ET
by vhs
the world could not end
because christmas would have been
cancelled, take that you

mayas...charlie brown
wins this battle but charles schultz
redheaded girl, real...
Haiku # 49317, December 23, 2012 5:20 pm ET
by vhs
oh canada it
is that time of year where it's
cold and salt with ice

I ain't talkin margarittas now
Haiku # 49316, December 23, 2012 5:19 pm ET
by vhs
abandon fabrics
circumvent convention, ho
streak where possible
Haiku # 49315, December 20, 2012 2:14 am ET
by Lush
the gravitation
threatens our pure expansion
we grow or collapse
Haiku # 49314, December 20, 2012 2:01 am ET
by Lush
I'll go ok, the old
poetry slam is still on
about such metaphors
Haiku # 49313, December 19, 2012 12:32 pm ET
by vhs
Today my Penis fell off and onto my shoe.
Then I picked it back up and reattached it with glue.
But then when I did, my hand fell off too.
Now when I get an erection, I wave "Yoo Hoo!" (My hand stuck to it with Super Glue.)
What will you do when I wave at you?

Will you faint, or scream or run away?
Perhaps you'll like it, perhaps you'll stay.
Perhaps you want to be leprosy fisted.
Shit, I'm twisted.
Black-listed bastard.
Evade Dave is Evade Dave backward.
Haiku # 49312, December 18, 2012 6:44 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
well we have tightness
in our hearts and shock and all
I can do is post
Haiku # 49311, December 17, 2012 1:13 pm ET
by vhs
my alter ego
has naught to confess these days
prime minister: truth
Haiku # 49310, December 17, 2012 12:02 am ET
by Lush
universal woes
tyranny knows no border
peace, a fickle friend
Haiku # 49309, December 17, 2012 12:01 am ET
by Lush
educated mass
'Merica bashing is stale
let us ALL forbear
Haiku # 49308, December 16, 2012 11:59 pm ET
by Lush
You need guns if you
Have a very small Penis
So Americans?
Haiku # 49307, December 16, 2012 9:17 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Don't know what to say!
twenty dead little children
and NO gun control!
Haiku # 49306, December 16, 2012 9:13 am ET
by William of No guns, no dead children!
flag is still at 1/2
mast, 20 will never see
7 or 8 or 9....
Haiku # 49305, December 16, 2012 1:11 am ET
by vhs
having a Sunkist
amid some good vibrations
seems insufficient
Haiku # 49304, December 15, 2012 6:41 pm ET
by Lush
theory in practice
I dind't start the war, son
who will stifle it?
Haiku # 49303, December 15, 2012 6:40 pm ET
by Lush
I can only put my
flag down at half mast today
and can say no more
Haiku # 49302, December 15, 2012 1:04 am ET
by vhs
Ikea Monkey
learns the emptiness of a
new Billy bookcase.
Haiku # 49301, December 14, 2012 10:41 am ET
by Sean Michaels of The Toronto Star
there's more than one way
to not give a shit and one
way is to not give a shit

some people walk away
not giving a shit, oh mr
bukowski, I can hear you moaning
Haiku # 49300, December 14, 2012 3:44 am ET
by vhs
when an introvert
gen xer acts tough? tilts head does
this compute? error error

zap zap, does not execute
malfunction, pass the nachos
I need a cheap red
Haiku # 49299, December 14, 2012 3:43 am ET
by vhs
ok then if this is
so, go ahead and go to war
if you see the limbs

of your comrades, those
who fought in war come back
shaken, changed, they want

to build, I've never
been to war, never been over
there, it is not a game
Haiku # 49298, December 14, 2012 3:41 am ET
by vhs
well we took violence
to new heights in the 1990s
with Mortal Kombat...

ripping out hearts and heads
became cartoonish and parodyish
"FINISH HIM", splat gush

like Wile E. Coyote with blood
and guts...rediculous
the real thing is Hell
Haiku # 49297, December 14, 2012 3:39 am ET
by vhs
a guy at Denny's
said to me, "walk away" and
it was very true

order the nachos
Haiku # 49296, December 14, 2012 3:38 am ET
by vhs
bullshit. some guy at
a bar in waterville shot a
guy who had two kids...

this asshole killed a
father and you're speaking in
theories. walk away
Haiku # 49295, December 14, 2012 3:34 am ET
by vhs
these soldiers of peace
art the minions of cowardice
stupendous menace
Haiku # 49294, December 14, 2012 3:04 am ET
by Lush
listen up matee
there's no virtue in weakness
become what beckons
Haiku # 49293, December 14, 2012 3:01 am ET
by Lush
zero pretext here
i trode the paths enlightened
that crap is folly
Haiku # 49292, December 14, 2012 3:00 am ET
by Lush
hatred thru nature
my opposite bares a cheek
smite it as the first
Haiku # 49291, December 14, 2012 2:58 am ET
by Lush
a declaration
finished with the timid shit
my flag is deep black
Haiku # 49290, December 14, 2012 2:55 am ET
by Lush
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