well do you accept
yourselves, now do I get to
hear how people, why
everyone here seemed
so freaking depressed, gen x
indifferent?
by vhs
Junk mail I actually don't mind receiving Haiku
Pretty young women
Lingerie, panties and bras
Thank you Frederick's
by Crimson Mind of Phoenix, AZ
my heart is beating
but the rest of me feels dead
how did that happen ?
by ash
I was going to
leave this site like so many
times before then you post...
by vhs
I believe only in vhs. never give up giving up giving up. our host is perishing from within. huzzah.
by Lush
is glass half empty?
or is glass half full? who care?
just pour me more beer!
inspired by haiku 1726
by Crimson Mind of Phoenix, Arizona
what does virgo got
that scorpio don't got it
knows how to shut up
by vhs
everyone has this
graft and crap and and and and
goes on doesn't it?
by vhs
I have given up
on giving up because faith
just won't fuck off babe
by vhs
everyone wants to
dis each other but gen x
is dead but alive
we recongnized
illusion yet embraced it
and took the money
and we ran and thus
we lied to others and ourselves
and boomers believe
their own bullshit
by vhs
I think I just give
up on lost souls here, there's no
writing for you all...
by vhs
Today I farted
The stench of a thousand hells
Wafting from my ass
by Click here to download document of bad poetry of Tulsa, Oklahoma
Actors, audience:
We are part of the drama,
even when we watch
by Amongst the Rabble
we stand back and watch
their drama unfold as a
play is the one thing
by vhs
more than a day late
and trillions of dollars short
fiscal cliff deferred
by crimson mind of Phoenix, AZ
the world keeps turning
no matter how one tries to
stop it spinning but...
I am dizzy
by vhs
old year departed
and a new one has arrived
yet more of the same
by crimson mind of phoenix, az
Day by Day by Day
Earth, Moon, Sky, Sun, Universe-
Seconds, Minutes, Hours.
by mundane
the snarkiness of
this place makes me nostalgic
for this snarkiness
by vhs
and so irony
the last refuge for those who
waste their time living
by vhs
one might fairly ask:
Why in the fuck do you care?
I reply: I'm fake.
by Lus
and fanclub posters\
fall short of idolatry
by an ass hair's width
by Lush
most heroes are borne
upon a cirrus of fiction
these are wispy clouds
by Lush
I wrote a haiku
about the game sudoku.
It was pure poo poo.
by Check out my youtube porn
so long people
enjoy your haikus and
talk amongst yourselves
by vhs
laughs, if that's all you
got, I might as well give you
my phone number and we
can talk about me and
dressing up as santa and
we can play the game
of 50 shades of ho ho ho
by vhs
I hate Santa Claus.
He should be raped by reindeer.
Along with his elves.
by Anonymous Poet
it's been many years
shoot it down if you must but
merry christmas
by vhs
wasn't there a song
called Detachable Penis
by King Missle? hmm
by vhs
the world could not end
because christmas would have been
cancelled, take that you
mayas...charlie brown
wins this battle but charles schultz
redheaded girl, real...
by vhs
oh canada it
is that time of year where it's
cold and salt with ice
I ain't talkin margarittas now
by vhs
abandon fabrics
circumvent convention, ho
streak where possible
by Lush
the gravitation
threatens our pure expansion
we grow or collapse
by Lush
I'll go ok, the old
poetry slam is still on
about such metaphors
by vhs
Today my Penis fell off and onto my shoe.
Then I picked it back up and reattached it with glue.
But then when I did, my hand fell off too.
Now when I get an erection, I wave "Yoo Hoo!" (My hand stuck to it with Super Glue.)
What will you do when I wave at you?
Will you faint, or scream or run away?
Perhaps you'll like it, perhaps you'll stay.
Perhaps you want to be leprosy fisted.
Shit, I'm twisted.
Black-listed bastard.
Evade Dave is Evade Dave backward.
by Anonymous Poet
well we have tightness
in our hearts and shock and all
I can do is post
by vhs
my alter ego
has naught to confess these days
prime minister: truth
by Lush
universal woes
tyranny knows no border
peace, a fickle friend
by Lush
educated mass
'Merica bashing is stale
let us ALL forbear
by Lush
You need guns if you
Have a very small Penis
So Americans?
by Anonymous Poet
Don't know what to say!
twenty dead little children
and NO gun control!
by William of No guns, no dead children!
flag is still at 1/2
mast, 20 will never see
7 or 8 or 9....
by vhs
having a Sunkist
amid some good vibrations
seems insufficient
by Lush
theory in practice
I dind't start the war, son
who will stifle it?
by Lush
I can only put my
flag down at half mast today
and can say no more
by vhs
Ikea Monkey
learns the emptiness of a
new Billy bookcase.
by Sean Michaels of The Toronto Star
there's more than one way
to not give a shit and one
way is to not give a shit
some people walk away
not giving a shit, oh mr
bukowski, I can hear you moaning
by vhs
when an introvert
gen xer acts tough? tilts head does
this compute? error error
zap zap, does not execute
malfunction, pass the nachos
I need a cheap red
by vhs
ok then if this is
so, go ahead and go to war
if you see the limbs
of your comrades, those
who fought in war come back
shaken, changed, they want
to build, I've never
been to war, never been over
there, it is not a game
by vhs
well we took violence
to new heights in the 1990s
with Mortal Kombat...
ripping out hearts and heads
became cartoonish and parodyish
"FINISH HIM", splat gush
like Wile E. Coyote with blood
and guts...rediculous
the real thing is Hell
by vhs