Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
28 Years, 41 Days and 77433 Haiku later...

Pains me to say it
But its rather slow on here
Muse deserted you?
Haiku # 49197, November 3, 2012 7:15 am ET
by William
I don't know who is
worse, a cruel mistress or a
cruel master. both cut...

how they cut and with
what one rips the flesh but she
murders the damned soul
Haiku # 49196, November 1, 2012 7:17 am ET
by vhs
mistress most cruel
never turn your back on her
nature will ass rape
Haiku # 49195, November 1, 2012 12:26 am ET
by Lush
if a tree falls on
one who sought no prime shelter
should anyone care?
Haiku # 49194, November 1, 2012 12:23 am ET
by Lush
J. Bieber mirrors
Linda Blair in Exorcist
All of it makes sense
Haiku # 49193, November 1, 2012 12:21 am ET
by Lush
50 people dead and
a bit of damage done, this
is not a good thing
Haiku # 49192, October 31, 2012 1:41 am ET
by vhs
sandy gets all wet
giving that extreme blow job
she's going coastal
Haiku # 49191, October 30, 2012 5:58 am ET
by ash
oi vey, with the cheese
on the burger on friday?
ok, where's the a1?
Haiku # 49190, October 28, 2012 2:56 am ET
by vhs of rabbi conversion experience
ahh, you're killin' me
get's no respect, i tell ya
resignation, mine
Haiku # 49189, October 28, 2012 12:57 am ET
by Lush
bent over before
a floor to ceiling mirror
uttered, "hello, balls."
Haiku # 49188, October 28, 2012 12:53 am ET
by Lush
two poets enter
one a priest, one a rabbi
neither tells a joke
Haiku # 49187, October 28, 2012 12:50 am ET
by Lush
Well I did not laugh
But I did manage a smile
So thanks you people
Haiku # 49186, October 27, 2012 10:03 am ET
by William
well I can say this
after all these years you birds
are consistent
Haiku # 49185, October 25, 2012 2:24 am ET
by vhs
lift a glass to ASS
knot-heads and conquests alike
this poem doth suck
Haiku # 49184, October 24, 2012 9:03 pm ET
by Lush
find idiocy
in noose of moderation
chin up, dear William
Haiku # 49183, October 24, 2012 8:59 pm ET
by Lush
palace of wisdom
at the cul de sac of excess
according to Blake
Haiku # 49182, October 24, 2012 8:57 pm ET
by Lush
carnivorous, I
these haiku are for the birds
feed me an epic*

* a sonnet will do

Haiku # 49181, October 24, 2012 8:55 pm ET
by Lush
the thing is wisdom
brings much pain but you must
forgive yourself for

just being human
Haiku # 49180, October 24, 2012 12:34 pm ET
by vhs
feeling so fed up
Im in great need of something
Please make me to laugh
Haiku # 49179, October 24, 2012 10:33 am ET
by William
Worn out foolish man
Well I had no chance did I?
So much time wasted
Haiku # 49178, October 24, 2012 10:29 am ET
by William
life! you
Haiku # 49177, October 24, 2012 10:22 am ET
by William
Sorry to you all
anyone I've offended
Life is so dam hard
Haiku # 49176, October 24, 2012 10:16 am ET
by William
Life full of regretes
I've made so many mistakes
Life is a huge Maze
Haiku # 49175, October 24, 2012 10:09 am ET
by William
When the gold is gone
Only memories remain,
Long and winding road.
Haiku # 49174, October 22, 2012 5:32 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
the shock of seeing
a man broken in spirit
kills my selfish heart
Haiku # 49173, October 22, 2012 12:41 pm ET
by vhs
The colour gold rules
Richness of tone briefly shines
then its gone
just like the sunshine
Haiku # 49172, October 22, 2012 4:36 am ET
by William
we call em other
then we fall in love then we
have "inter-race" kids
Haiku # 49171, October 21, 2012 2:35 am ET
by vhs
acrid, rampant source
toppled by volume, beneath
massive denouncement
Haiku # 49170, October 20, 2012 11:08 pm ET
by Lush
myopic dunces
and gender neutral maroons
fuel the intrusion
Haiku # 49169, October 20, 2012 11:02 pm ET
by Lush
you a stupid hoe
you a you a stupid hoe
you a stupid hoe
Haiku # 49166, October 18, 2012 1:18 am ET
by sashafierce of 90210
orange juice orange juice is
a good thing to drink if you're
alone and crying
Haiku # 49165, October 18, 2012 1:16 am ET
by sashafierce of 90210
a young boy once said
that my lip gloss was poppin
corn beef and cabbage
Haiku # 49164, October 18, 2012 1:15 am ET
by sashafierce of 90210
sweet sweet strawberries
make me happy, but lentils
make my dick frown
Haiku # 49163, October 18, 2012 12:57 am ET
by cfk of 207
ah hell I can't just
focus on making haiku
too much of life crap
Haiku # 49162, October 17, 2012 11:39 am ET
by bhs
Creative word craft
Fitted to a formular
Sorry folks, just bored
Haiku # 49161, October 17, 2012 6:06 am ET
by William
Creative word craft
Fitted to a formular
Is skill invilved here?
Haiku # 49160, October 17, 2012 6:04 am ET
by William
Creative word craft
Fitted to a formular
And be done with it.
Haiku # 49159, October 17, 2012 6:02 am ET
by William only atveste
Creative word craft
Fitted to a formular
I can't finish it.
Haiku # 49158, October 17, 2012 5:56 am ET
by William
libertarian
generation still pushing
a few holla backs
Haiku # 49157, October 16, 2012 3:40 pm ET
by bhs
as summer beckons
i reflect on some haiku
and count my blessings
Haiku # 49156, October 16, 2012 5:28 am ET
by ash
it's all about me
in truth i don't give a fuck
that's your perception
Haiku # 49155, October 16, 2012 5:24 am ET
by ash
archaic laptop
kamikaze gnats: screen splash!
still: fuck that iPhone
Haiku # 49154, October 16, 2012 1:16 am ET
by Lush
ya lift the lid off
escapees mount the rampart
horizons beckon
Haiku # 49153, October 16, 2012 1:12 am ET
by Lush
slid into fits
a reconciliation
summer down under
Haiku # 49152, October 16, 2012 1:10 am ET
by Lush
Let your mind range wide
set free in the search for words
A Haiku is born
Haiku # 49151, October 15, 2012 1:17 pm ET
by William
pretty much snapshots
of what people feel at the
time, posting, these words
Haiku # 49150, October 14, 2012 10:12 pm ET
by bhs
sometimes I post I
am pissed and want untold wrath
on those who post here.

people still writing
pretty much for their crowd if
this is called a crowd

just the old watering haiku hole
Haiku # 49149, October 14, 2012 10:11 pm ET
by bhs
Cartman: suck my balls
Ms. Choksondik: present them
owns The Graduate
Haiku # 49148, October 12, 2012 11:57 pm ET
by Lush
Caught in this contest
Who writes the obscure Haikus
No dont answer that.
Haiku # 49147, October 12, 2012 10:49 am ET
by William
crisis of ego
some of these Captcha phrases
are pure poetry
Haiku # 49146, October 11, 2012 3:08 am ET
by Lush
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