Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
28 Years, 41 Days and 77432 Haiku later...

acrid, rampant source
toppled by volume, beneath
massive denouncement
Haiku # 49170, October 20, 2012 11:08 pm ET
by Lush
myopic dunces
and gender neutral maroons
fuel the intrusion
Haiku # 49169, October 20, 2012 11:02 pm ET
by Lush
you a stupid hoe
you a you a stupid hoe
you a stupid hoe
Haiku # 49166, October 18, 2012 1:18 am ET
by sashafierce of 90210
orange juice orange juice is
a good thing to drink if you're
alone and crying
Haiku # 49165, October 18, 2012 1:16 am ET
by sashafierce of 90210
a young boy once said
that my lip gloss was poppin
corn beef and cabbage
Haiku # 49164, October 18, 2012 1:15 am ET
by sashafierce of 90210
sweet sweet strawberries
make me happy, but lentils
make my dick frown
Haiku # 49163, October 18, 2012 12:57 am ET
by cfk of 207
ah hell I can't just
focus on making haiku
too much of life crap
Haiku # 49162, October 17, 2012 11:39 am ET
by bhs
Creative word craft
Fitted to a formular
Sorry folks, just bored
Haiku # 49161, October 17, 2012 6:06 am ET
by William
Creative word craft
Fitted to a formular
Is skill invilved here?
Haiku # 49160, October 17, 2012 6:04 am ET
by William
Creative word craft
Fitted to a formular
And be done with it.
Haiku # 49159, October 17, 2012 6:02 am ET
by William only atveste
Creative word craft
Fitted to a formular
I can't finish it.
Haiku # 49158, October 17, 2012 5:56 am ET
by William
libertarian
generation still pushing
a few holla backs
Haiku # 49157, October 16, 2012 3:40 pm ET
by bhs
as summer beckons
i reflect on some haiku
and count my blessings
Haiku # 49156, October 16, 2012 5:28 am ET
by ash
it's all about me
in truth i don't give a fuck
that's your perception
Haiku # 49155, October 16, 2012 5:24 am ET
by ash
archaic laptop
kamikaze gnats: screen splash!
still: fuck that iPhone
Haiku # 49154, October 16, 2012 1:16 am ET
by Lush
ya lift the lid off
escapees mount the rampart
horizons beckon
Haiku # 49153, October 16, 2012 1:12 am ET
by Lush
slid into fits
a reconciliation
summer down under
Haiku # 49152, October 16, 2012 1:10 am ET
by Lush
Let your mind range wide
set free in the search for words
A Haiku is born
Haiku # 49151, October 15, 2012 1:17 pm ET
by William
pretty much snapshots
of what people feel at the
time, posting, these words
Haiku # 49150, October 14, 2012 10:12 pm ET
by bhs
sometimes I post I
am pissed and want untold wrath
on those who post here.

people still writing
pretty much for their crowd if
this is called a crowd

just the old watering haiku hole
Haiku # 49149, October 14, 2012 10:11 pm ET
by bhs
Cartman: suck my balls
Ms. Choksondik: present them
owns The Graduate
Haiku # 49148, October 12, 2012 11:57 pm ET
by Lush
Caught in this contest
Who writes the obscure Haikus
No dont answer that.
Haiku # 49147, October 12, 2012 10:49 am ET
by William
crisis of ego
some of these Captcha phrases
are pure poetry
Haiku # 49146, October 11, 2012 3:08 am ET
by Lush
small business failure
upstart cat-walking service
I blame Obama
Haiku # 49145, October 11, 2012 3:07 am ET
by Lush
humorless no more
reverse leeching if you will
transfusion of joy
Haiku # 49144, October 11, 2012 3:03 am ET
by Lush
leg hair enveloped
fingertips and side pillows
leave me alone please
Haiku # 49143, October 10, 2012 9:43 pm ET
by kat of sleeping
Dog poo on my shoe
Can not get rid of the smell
Oh my, what the hell
Haiku # 49142, October 10, 2012 5:01 pm ET
by Shirley Smothers
whereas we project
our thoughts to infinity
dilute with solvent
Haiku # 49141, October 10, 2012 2:04 am ET
by Lush
abject firmament
encapsuled terra firma
of the dunderpates
Haiku # 49140, October 10, 2012 2:01 am ET
by Lush
a slanted canter
buttressed by public house walls
share your boot with me
Haiku # 49139, October 10, 2012 1:54 am ET
by Lush
I've been away for
about nine years now. Time flies.
So, what have I missed?
Haiku # 49138, October 9, 2012 5:01 pm ET
by frenchy
Endless horizon
The walls that enclose your art
encircles yourself
.
Haiku # 49137, October 9, 2012 10:25 am ET
by William
Empty coffee cup
Alas, de facto status
Decaffeinated
Haiku # 49136, October 8, 2012 7:31 pm ET
by windbag of NC
you berate your room
but it appears all is well
don't go to water
Haiku # 49135, October 8, 2012 7:24 pm ET
by ash
a trap door atop
but zero windows within
where to hang my art?
Haiku # 49134, October 8, 2012 6:30 pm ET
by Lush
cylindrical room
described by a single side
i am so confused
Haiku # 49133, October 8, 2012 6:28 pm ET
by Lush of nations riedlee
The insipid cold
As summer slips fast away
I escape southward.
Haiku # 49132, October 8, 2012 4:12 pm ET
by William
Enjoy suffering?
One day it will be yours though
I am glad for you
Haiku # 49131, October 8, 2012 12:28 pm ET
by William.
well after all these
years I am glad I do see
the pains eating you
Haiku # 49130, October 7, 2012 2:20 am ET
by bhs
Thy head throbbing hard,
sit, pills, water, couch, tv,
a smashing last night.
Haiku # 49129, October 3, 2012 2:13 pm ET
by yarbles of Jersey
As shadows shorten
Winter gobbles up the day
Soon darkness prevails
Haiku # 49128, October 2, 2012 4:27 pm ET
by William finland
a shadow's lament
deprived of third dimension
twisted, longing
Haiku # 49127, October 2, 2012 3:52 am ET
by Lush
beauty unabridged
a moonglow analysis
swiping in a jar
Haiku # 49126, October 2, 2012 3:49 am ET
by Lush
under the influence
many things are possible
but fewer are done
Haiku # 49125, October 1, 2012 6:20 am ET
by ash
i pimp slapped myself
for withholding mad ducats
deregulation
Haiku # 49124, September 30, 2012 3:16 am ET
by Lush
abandoned hobbies
amid surgical failures
presage victory
Haiku # 49123, September 30, 2012 3:13 am ET
by Lush
as the horrors mount
i twist mine elbow toward
urge satisfaction
Haiku # 49122, September 30, 2012 3:10 am ET
by Lush
funneling whiskey
into my clock medallion
break in case of lame

Haiku # 49121, September 30, 2012 3:09 am ET
by Lush
A green shinny frog
Inspirits me every day,
Never says a word.
Haiku # 49120, September 29, 2012 8:13 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
A blanket of snow
Covers the sad dying trees
Like a giant tomb.
Haiku # 49119, September 28, 2012 9:58 am ET
by Daisy
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