Bad Haiku
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28 Years, 41 Days and 77432 Haiku later...

a slanted canter
buttressed by public house walls
share your boot with me
Haiku # 49139, October 10, 2012 1:54 am ET
by Lush
I've been away for
about nine years now. Time flies.
So, what have I missed?
Haiku # 49138, October 9, 2012 5:01 pm ET
by frenchy
Endless horizon
The walls that enclose your art
encircles yourself
.
Haiku # 49137, October 9, 2012 10:25 am ET
by William
Empty coffee cup
Alas, de facto status
Decaffeinated
Haiku # 49136, October 8, 2012 7:31 pm ET
by windbag of NC
you berate your room
but it appears all is well
don't go to water
Haiku # 49135, October 8, 2012 7:24 pm ET
by ash
a trap door atop
but zero windows within
where to hang my art?
Haiku # 49134, October 8, 2012 6:30 pm ET
by Lush
cylindrical room
described by a single side
i am so confused
Haiku # 49133, October 8, 2012 6:28 pm ET
by Lush of nations riedlee
The insipid cold
As summer slips fast away
I escape southward.
Haiku # 49132, October 8, 2012 4:12 pm ET
by William
Enjoy suffering?
One day it will be yours though
I am glad for you
Haiku # 49131, October 8, 2012 12:28 pm ET
by William.
well after all these
years I am glad I do see
the pains eating you
Haiku # 49130, October 7, 2012 2:20 am ET
by bhs
Thy head throbbing hard,
sit, pills, water, couch, tv,
a smashing last night.
Haiku # 49129, October 3, 2012 2:13 pm ET
by yarbles of Jersey
As shadows shorten
Winter gobbles up the day
Soon darkness prevails
Haiku # 49128, October 2, 2012 4:27 pm ET
by William finland
a shadow's lament
deprived of third dimension
twisted, longing
Haiku # 49127, October 2, 2012 3:52 am ET
by Lush
beauty unabridged
a moonglow analysis
swiping in a jar
Haiku # 49126, October 2, 2012 3:49 am ET
by Lush
under the influence
many things are possible
but fewer are done
Haiku # 49125, October 1, 2012 6:20 am ET
by ash
i pimp slapped myself
for withholding mad ducats
deregulation
Haiku # 49124, September 30, 2012 3:16 am ET
by Lush
abandoned hobbies
amid surgical failures
presage victory
Haiku # 49123, September 30, 2012 3:13 am ET
by Lush
as the horrors mount
i twist mine elbow toward
urge satisfaction
Haiku # 49122, September 30, 2012 3:10 am ET
by Lush
funneling whiskey
into my clock medallion
break in case of lame

Haiku # 49121, September 30, 2012 3:09 am ET
by Lush
A green shinny frog
Inspirits me every day,
Never says a word.
Haiku # 49120, September 29, 2012 8:13 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
A blanket of snow
Covers the sad dying trees
Like a giant tomb.
Haiku # 49119, September 28, 2012 9:58 am ET
by Daisy
gratification
if it's not right here and now
later will do fine
Haiku # 49118, September 28, 2012 5:05 am ET
by ash
a daily protest
i hereby pledge to suppress
pepper spray omelete
Haiku # 49117, September 28, 2012 12:16 am ET
by Lush
venetian slitted
yet eyelid penetrating
i decry the dawn
Haiku # 49116, September 28, 2012 12:13 am ET
by Lush
Shed tears for my life
Misadventure on all points
A dam festival
Haiku # 49115, September 27, 2012 6:47 pm ET
by William
Twelve hundred years pass
Seeking quite solitude,
Life is a constant.
Haiku # 49114, September 27, 2012 5:14 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
new snow
footprints follow me
Haiku # 49113, September 27, 2012 6:34 am ET
by martin gottlieb cohen
Brightness of daylight
Close the doors and the shutters,
Waiting for darkness.
Haiku # 49112, September 26, 2012 4:46 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Green-glazed coffee mug
Appears to be more real
than its surroundings
Haiku # 49111, September 26, 2012 1:41 pm ET
by Amongst The Rabble
Cafeteria
Frustrating over priced slop
Eating faberge
Haiku # 49110, September 25, 2012 12:29 pm ET
by Thom of Universe
Cafeteria
Frustrating over priced slop
Eating faberg
Haiku # 49109, September 25, 2012 12:26 pm ET
by Thom of Universe
Natures color change
Beauty gallops by, and BANG !
Slaughtered bloody venison
Haiku # 49108, September 25, 2012 11:42 am ET
by Thom of Universe
Psychiatric help?
Don't tell us your secrets here.
We do not care less!!!!
Haiku # 49107, September 24, 2012 10:32 am ET
by William
I saw a chicken
getting raped by a redneck.
Looks like lots of fun.
Haiku # 49106, September 23, 2012 9:27 pm ET
by Chicken Fucker of Alabama
try as i mightn't
decry mine hypocrisy
fly but i'm flightless
Haiku # 49105, September 23, 2012 12:01 am ET
by Lush
hosted gallery
fingerpaintings of the blind
leaded paints, oh my!
Haiku # 49104, September 22, 2012 11:59 pm ET
by Lush
savoring prime beef
raising dough for charity
arterial clog
Haiku # 49103, September 22, 2012 11:56 pm ET
by Lush
basking in sunshine
with sympathy for the poor
whilst courting cancer
Haiku # 49102, September 22, 2012 11:53 pm ET
by Lush
Hang my head in shame
Sadly we are not wanted
We're superflous
.
Haiku # 49101, September 21, 2012 3:13 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Hang my head in shame
Sadly we are not wanted
We
Haiku # 49100, September 21, 2012 3:11 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
I don't need you people
Haiku # 49099, September 21, 2012 1:45 pm ET
by bhs
Bucharest city
Beautiful and decrepit
But I love it all
Haiku # 49098, September 18, 2012 7:17 am ET
by William
Ah Romania
Rich delights and poverty
A land of contrast
Haiku # 49097, September 18, 2012 7:12 am ET
by William
dykes in the bedroom
i stack them high like cordwood
slash and burn those hoes
Haiku # 49096, September 16, 2012 11:56 pm ET
by septic funeral
Inner Senseis' word
Move toward the mountain top,
Master the small box.
Haiku # 49095, September 16, 2012 4:01 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
The cowbell sounds loud
Gears and society moves,
Timestamped and silent.
Haiku # 49094, September 16, 2012 12:14 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Herein, copyright
"bullshit, all over the joint."
timestamp might slay me.


Haiku # 49093, September 16, 2012 1:31 am ET
by Lush
i love to sing-a
about the poon-a and the
vulva and the thing... (umm)
Haiku # 49092, September 15, 2012 11:07 pm ET
by Lush
collaboration
digits flitting, keys abound
oh shit, it's autumn
Haiku # 49091, September 15, 2012 11:04 pm ET
by Lush
read the back pages
my anus remains famous
tell 'em Paul sent ya
Haiku # 49090, September 15, 2012 11:01 pm ET
by Lush
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