The cowbell sounds loud
Gears and society moves,
Timestamped and silent.

Herein, copyright
"bullshit, all over the joint."
timestamp might slay me.

i love to sing-a
about the poon-a and the
vulva and the thing... (umm)

collaboration
digits flitting, keys abound
oh shit, it's autumn

read the back pages
my anus remains famous
tell 'em Paul sent ya

Jean-Paul Sartre eh, eh?
drunk, canadien poets
should have their cards pulled

What is knowing eh?
Of being and nothingness,
Uh, have a drink eh.

Gypsies sell their wares.
Drig reps circle like buzzards.
Hospital life blows.

I cannot recall
the corn that dots my visit.
Show me the bidet.

it's disappointing
when well meaning decisions
turn out to be bad

a name emblazoned
embrace, forestall evasion
shirk that phony shit

preternatural
paranoia coupled with
false nomenclature

taciturnity
a placid eternity
laryngectomy

Slack jawed mouth breathers
Idiots of the workplace
Its only Monday

The tourists have gone
Cone lickers, slow drivers all
Good riddance bastards

Ode to Michaels hair.
That which is not on the top,
is lush on the chin.

My good friend Thomas
Abundantly flatulent
Oh so foul and gross

My good friend Thomas
Abundantly flatulent
Oh so foul and gross

Dirty nasty sex
Unbridled inhibitions
touch my dirt button.

Slowly enveloped
Steamy, pungent discomfort
Fart in the shower.

Clip clop clip clop bang.
The sound of country gangsters.
Menonite drive-by.

Crap in the hallway
Was it the naughty children
Or the fucking dog

Accidentally
Spread a falsehood, did not know
Google proved the truth

Octopus on ice
Goddamn that's nice
Zamboni, Zamboni

dog licks at crotch
she must have fleas in there now
i have some FrontLine

rooster awakened
shivering, inert... hastened
alcoholism

captive audience
orchestrated, faux applause
imbecility

bored conventioneers
profuse with slogans and beers
tarnish surroundings

i stifled friction
betwixt my scrotum and thigh
with organic powders

that seagull haiku
was flippin' hilarious
restored origins

holiday's over
the spambassadors return
but i'm not buying

Seagulls at Kmart
Are they keen bargain shoppers
or lost in the flock

a drunken buffoon
ambassador of malice
hasten forgiveness

math, sense memory
chemistry 'tis reflexive
pure identity

bhagavad gita
along with upanishads
fulfill med pre-reqs.

While at Institute
I studied engineering
'midst Patels Galore

of course the tutors
of physics and biology
hail from India

Who owns this country?
Government for Government
Such costly ideas

Cheat your online class.
Just click the link to the right.
I'll do your homework.

Blind leading the blind
you think its about you then?
Maybe its just porn

and that braille as well
never trusted those blind folk
am i paranoid?

studied ASL
so i could decipher shit
the deaf say 'bout me

lose the thumbs up, bro
unless you're a navy seal
or an astronaut

"There is no Dana,"
Said the thing in the icebox
"There is only Zool."

Your mom is so dumb
she even tried to make pie
...with dingleberries

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pretensions though make
tense spirits, tense minds and the
snake oil shows ride on

i measured my anus
and proclaimed a bloody lie
with this, i leave you

blast the unworthy
who would forestall festivals
i dance without blame

a tent opened wide
replete with clowns and zealots
carnival of all