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Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
29 Years, 80 Days and 78057 Haiku later...
Brightness of daylight
Close the doors and the shutters,
Waiting for darkness.
Haiku # 49112 September 26, 2012 4:46 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Green-glazed coffee mug
Appears to be more real
than its surroundings
Haiku # 49111 September 26, 2012 1:41 pm ET
by Amongst The Rabble
Cafeteria
Frustrating over priced slop
Eating faberge
Haiku # 49110 September 25, 2012 12:29 pm ET
by Thom of Universe
Cafeteria
Frustrating over priced slop
Eating faberg
Haiku # 49109 September 25, 2012 12:26 pm ET
by Thom of Universe
Natures color change
Beauty gallops by, and BANG !
Slaughtered bloody venison
Haiku # 49108 September 25, 2012 11:42 am ET
by Thom of Universe
Psychiatric help?
Don't tell us your secrets here.
We do not care less!!!!
Haiku # 49107 September 24, 2012 10:32 am ET
by William
I saw a chicken
getting raped by a redneck.
Looks like lots of fun.
Haiku # 49106 September 23, 2012 9:27 pm ET
by Chicken Fucker of Alabama
try as i mightn't
decry mine hypocrisy
fly but i'm flightless
Haiku # 49105 September 23, 2012 12:01 am ET
by Lush
hosted gallery
fingerpaintings of the blind
leaded paints, oh my!
Haiku # 49104 September 22, 2012 11:59 pm ET
by Lush
savoring prime beef
raising dough for charity
arterial clog
Haiku # 49103 September 22, 2012 11:56 pm ET
by Lush
basking in sunshine
with sympathy for the poor
whilst courting cancer
Haiku # 49102 September 22, 2012 11:53 pm ET
by Lush
Hang my head in shame
Sadly we are not wanted
We're superflous
.
Haiku # 49101 September 21, 2012 3:13 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Hang my head in shame
Sadly we are not wanted
We
Haiku # 49100 September 21, 2012 3:11 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
I don't need you people
Haiku # 49099 September 21, 2012 1:45 pm ET
by bhs
Bucharest city
Beautiful and decrepit
But I love it all
Haiku # 49098 September 18, 2012 7:17 am ET
by William
Ah Romania
Rich delights and poverty
A land of contrast
Haiku # 49097 September 18, 2012 7:12 am ET
by William
dykes in the bedroom
i stack them high like cordwood
slash and burn those hoes
Haiku # 49096 September 16, 2012 11:56 pm ET
by septic funeral
Inner Senseis' word
Move toward the mountain top,
Master the small box.
Haiku # 49095 September 16, 2012 4:01 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
The cowbell sounds loud
Gears and society moves,
Timestamped and silent.
Haiku # 49094 September 16, 2012 12:14 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Herein, copyright
"bullshit, all over the joint."
timestamp might slay me.


Haiku # 49093 September 16, 2012 1:31 am ET
by Lush
i love to sing-a
about the poon-a and the
vulva and the thing... (umm)
Haiku # 49092 September 15, 2012 11:07 pm ET
by Lush
collaboration
digits flitting, keys abound
oh shit, it's autumn
Haiku # 49091 September 15, 2012 11:04 pm ET
by Lush
read the back pages
my anus remains famous
tell 'em Paul sent ya
Haiku # 49090 September 15, 2012 11:01 pm ET
by Lush
Jean-Paul Sartre eh, eh?
drunk, canadien poets
should have their cards pulled
Haiku # 49089 September 15, 2012 10:59 pm ET
by Lush
What is knowing eh?
Of being and nothingness,
Uh, have a drink eh.
Haiku # 49088 September 15, 2012 9:06 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Gypsies sell their wares.
Drig reps circle like buzzards.
Hospital life blows.
Haiku # 49087 September 12, 2012 9:27 am ET
by Thom of Universe
I cannot recall
the corn that dots my visit.
Show me the bidet.
Haiku # 49086 September 12, 2012 8:32 am ET
by Thom of Universe
it's disappointing
when well meaning decisions
turn out to be bad
Haiku # 49085 September 12, 2012 4:57 am ET
by ash
a name emblazoned
embrace, forestall evasion
shirk that phony shit
Haiku # 49084 September 11, 2012 2:09 am ET
by Lush
preternatural
paranoia coupled with
false nomenclature
Haiku # 49083 September 11, 2012 2:05 am ET
by Lush
taciturnity
a placid eternity
laryngectomy
Haiku # 49082 September 11, 2012 12:04 am ET
by Lush
Slack jawed mouth breathers
Idiots of the workplace
Its only Monday
Haiku # 49081 September 10, 2012 4:41 pm ET
by Mike of Michigan
The tourists have gone
Cone lickers, slow drivers all
Good riddance bastards
Haiku # 49080 September 10, 2012 4:00 pm ET
by Mike of Michigan
Ode to Michaels hair.
That which is not on the top,
is lush on the chin.
Haiku # 49079 September 10, 2012 1:30 pm ET
by Thom of Universe
My good friend Thomas
Abundantly flatulent
Oh so foul and gross
Haiku # 49078 September 10, 2012 1:05 pm ET
by Mike of Michigan
My good friend Thomas
Abundantly flatulent
Oh so foul and gross
Haiku # 49077 September 10, 2012 11:41 am ET
by Mike of Michigan
Dirty nasty sex
Unbridled inhibitions
touch my dirt button.
Haiku # 49076 September 10, 2012 11:35 am ET
by Center of Uranus
Slowly enveloped
Steamy, pungent discomfort
Fart in the shower.
Haiku # 49075 September 10, 2012 11:01 am ET
by Thom of Interlochen, Mi
Clip clop clip clop bang.
The sound of country gangsters.
Menonite drive-by.
Haiku # 49074 September 10, 2012 10:53 am ET
by Thom of Interlochen, MI
Crap in the hallway
Was it the naughty children
Or the fucking dog
Haiku # 49073 September 10, 2012 10:40 am ET
by Mike of Michigan
Accidentally
Spread a falsehood, did not know
Google proved the truth
Haiku # 49072 September 9, 2012 6:55 pm ET
by Shirley Smothers
Octopus on ice
Goddamn that's nice
Zamboni, Zamboni
Haiku # 49071 September 9, 2012 12:15 pm ET
by Mike of Michigan
dog licks at crotch
she must have fleas in there now
i have some FrontLine
Haiku # 49069 September 7, 2012 1:58 pm ET
by nembocratious of Portland
rooster awakened
shivering, inert... hastened
alcoholism
Haiku # 49068 September 7, 2012 12:25 am ET
by Lush
captive audience
orchestrated, faux applause
imbecility
Haiku # 49067 September 7, 2012 12:15 am ET
by Lush
bored conventioneers
profuse with slogans and beers
tarnish surroundings
Haiku # 49066 September 6, 2012 10:09 pm ET
by Lush
i stifled friction
betwixt my scrotum and thigh
with organic powders
Haiku # 49065 September 6, 2012 10:04 pm ET
by Lush
that seagull haiku
was flippin' hilarious
restored origins
Haiku # 49064 September 6, 2012 10:02 pm ET
by Lush
holiday's over
the spambassadors return
but i'm not buying
Haiku # 49063 September 4, 2012 9:08 am ET
by ash
Seagulls at Kmart
Are they keen bargain shoppers
or lost in the flock
Haiku # 49059 August 31, 2012 2:46 pm ET
by Ryan of Greensboro, NC