Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
28 Years, 41 Days and 77433 Haiku later...

lift a glass to ASS
knot-heads and conquests alike
this poem doth suck
Haiku # 49184, October 24, 2012 9:03 pm ET
by Lush
find idiocy
in noose of moderation
chin up, dear William
Haiku # 49183, October 24, 2012 8:59 pm ET
by Lush
palace of wisdom
at the cul de sac of excess
according to Blake
Haiku # 49182, October 24, 2012 8:57 pm ET
by Lush
carnivorous, I
these haiku are for the birds
feed me an epic*

* a sonnet will do

Haiku # 49181, October 24, 2012 8:55 pm ET
by Lush
the thing is wisdom
brings much pain but you must
forgive yourself for

just being human
Haiku # 49180, October 24, 2012 12:34 pm ET
by vhs
feeling so fed up
Im in great need of something
Please make me to laugh
Haiku # 49179, October 24, 2012 10:33 am ET
by William
Worn out foolish man
Well I had no chance did I?
So much time wasted
Haiku # 49178, October 24, 2012 10:29 am ET
by William
life! you
Haiku # 49177, October 24, 2012 10:22 am ET
by William
Sorry to you all
anyone I've offended
Life is so dam hard
Haiku # 49176, October 24, 2012 10:16 am ET
by William
Life full of regretes
I've made so many mistakes
Life is a huge Maze
Haiku # 49175, October 24, 2012 10:09 am ET
by William
When the gold is gone
Only memories remain,
Long and winding road.
Haiku # 49174, October 22, 2012 5:32 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
the shock of seeing
a man broken in spirit
kills my selfish heart
Haiku # 49173, October 22, 2012 12:41 pm ET
by vhs
The colour gold rules
Richness of tone briefly shines
then its gone
just like the sunshine
Haiku # 49172, October 22, 2012 4:36 am ET
by William
we call em other
then we fall in love then we
have "inter-race" kids
Haiku # 49171, October 21, 2012 2:35 am ET
by vhs
acrid, rampant source
toppled by volume, beneath
massive denouncement
Haiku # 49170, October 20, 2012 11:08 pm ET
by Lush
myopic dunces
and gender neutral maroons
fuel the intrusion
Haiku # 49169, October 20, 2012 11:02 pm ET
by Lush
you a stupid hoe
you a you a stupid hoe
you a stupid hoe
Haiku # 49166, October 18, 2012 1:18 am ET
by sashafierce of 90210
orange juice orange juice is
a good thing to drink if you're
alone and crying
Haiku # 49165, October 18, 2012 1:16 am ET
by sashafierce of 90210
a young boy once said
that my lip gloss was poppin
corn beef and cabbage
Haiku # 49164, October 18, 2012 1:15 am ET
by sashafierce of 90210
sweet sweet strawberries
make me happy, but lentils
make my dick frown
Haiku # 49163, October 18, 2012 12:57 am ET
by cfk of 207
ah hell I can't just
focus on making haiku
too much of life crap
Haiku # 49162, October 17, 2012 11:39 am ET
by bhs
Creative word craft
Fitted to a formular
Sorry folks, just bored
Haiku # 49161, October 17, 2012 6:06 am ET
by William
Creative word craft
Fitted to a formular
Is skill invilved here?
Haiku # 49160, October 17, 2012 6:04 am ET
by William
Creative word craft
Fitted to a formular
And be done with it.
Haiku # 49159, October 17, 2012 6:02 am ET
by William only atveste
Creative word craft
Fitted to a formular
I can't finish it.
Haiku # 49158, October 17, 2012 5:56 am ET
by William
libertarian
generation still pushing
a few holla backs
Haiku # 49157, October 16, 2012 3:40 pm ET
by bhs
as summer beckons
i reflect on some haiku
and count my blessings
Haiku # 49156, October 16, 2012 5:28 am ET
by ash
it's all about me
in truth i don't give a fuck
that's your perception
Haiku # 49155, October 16, 2012 5:24 am ET
by ash
archaic laptop
kamikaze gnats: screen splash!
still: fuck that iPhone
Haiku # 49154, October 16, 2012 1:16 am ET
by Lush
ya lift the lid off
escapees mount the rampart
horizons beckon
Haiku # 49153, October 16, 2012 1:12 am ET
by Lush
slid into fits
a reconciliation
summer down under
Haiku # 49152, October 16, 2012 1:10 am ET
by Lush
Let your mind range wide
set free in the search for words
A Haiku is born
Haiku # 49151, October 15, 2012 1:17 pm ET
by William
pretty much snapshots
of what people feel at the
time, posting, these words
Haiku # 49150, October 14, 2012 10:12 pm ET
by bhs
sometimes I post I
am pissed and want untold wrath
on those who post here.

people still writing
pretty much for their crowd if
this is called a crowd

just the old watering haiku hole
Haiku # 49149, October 14, 2012 10:11 pm ET
by bhs
Cartman: suck my balls
Ms. Choksondik: present them
owns The Graduate
Haiku # 49148, October 12, 2012 11:57 pm ET
by Lush
Caught in this contest
Who writes the obscure Haikus
No dont answer that.
Haiku # 49147, October 12, 2012 10:49 am ET
by William
crisis of ego
some of these Captcha phrases
are pure poetry
Haiku # 49146, October 11, 2012 3:08 am ET
by Lush
small business failure
upstart cat-walking service
I blame Obama
Haiku # 49145, October 11, 2012 3:07 am ET
by Lush
humorless no more
reverse leeching if you will
transfusion of joy
Haiku # 49144, October 11, 2012 3:03 am ET
by Lush
leg hair enveloped
fingertips and side pillows
leave me alone please
Haiku # 49143, October 10, 2012 9:43 pm ET
by kat of sleeping
Dog poo on my shoe
Can not get rid of the smell
Oh my, what the hell
Haiku # 49142, October 10, 2012 5:01 pm ET
by Shirley Smothers
whereas we project
our thoughts to infinity
dilute with solvent
Haiku # 49141, October 10, 2012 2:04 am ET
by Lush
abject firmament
encapsuled terra firma
of the dunderpates
Haiku # 49140, October 10, 2012 2:01 am ET
by Lush
a slanted canter
buttressed by public house walls
share your boot with me
Haiku # 49139, October 10, 2012 1:54 am ET
by Lush
I've been away for
about nine years now. Time flies.
So, what have I missed?
Haiku # 49138, October 9, 2012 5:01 pm ET
by frenchy
Endless horizon
The walls that enclose your art
encircles yourself
.
Haiku # 49137, October 9, 2012 10:25 am ET
by William
Empty coffee cup
Alas, de facto status
Decaffeinated
Haiku # 49136, October 8, 2012 7:31 pm ET
by windbag of NC
you berate your room
but it appears all is well
don't go to water
Haiku # 49135, October 8, 2012 7:24 pm ET
by ash
a trap door atop
but zero windows within
where to hang my art?
Haiku # 49134, October 8, 2012 6:30 pm ET
by Lush
cylindrical room
described by a single side
i am so confused
Haiku # 49133, October 8, 2012 6:28 pm ET
by Lush of nations riedlee
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