Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
28 Years, 40 Days and 77431 Haiku later...

I'm here to write now
the threads of fate intertwine
part of the whole quilt
Haiku # 48972, July 31, 2012 2:06 am ET
by bhs
what is said of pride
is it the last refuge of
those who are dead souls?
Haiku # 48971, July 31, 2012 2:01 am ET
by bhs
if you wish to live
gracefully, stop dying
and start living well
Haiku # 48970, July 31, 2012 1:58 am ET
by bhs
the show of power
always a shade of grey in
the face before snark
Haiku # 48969, July 31, 2012 1:56 am ET
by bhs
paronychia
glowing on my rude finger
please go and get fucked
Haiku # 48968, July 30, 2012 11:02 pm ET
by counting it better
paronychia
glowing on my rude finger
go and get fucked
Haiku # 48967, July 30, 2012 11:01 pm ET
by ash
words escape me but
here are the words, written, now
escaping my keys
Haiku # 48966, July 30, 2012 1:59 am ET
by Proba Iselleyb
heralding the dawn
prolific shitty haiku
drenching the welcome
Haiku # 48965, July 28, 2012 10:10 pm ET
by Lush
the source now divorced
from the filtration system
flows unseen, shallow
Haiku # 48964, July 28, 2012 10:07 pm ET
by Lush
insufflate darkness
my once beloved vortex
finished with that shit
Haiku # 48963, July 28, 2012 10:05 pm ET
by Lush
condensed vitriol
sublimates on my black heart
vaporized at once
Haiku # 48962, July 28, 2012 10:03 pm ET
by Lush
ever see the horror
film, man finds pregnant woman
then one night she's not

he has sex with her
then he's sucked into her then
she's pregnant again...

eats a man up now
don't it? add to the idea
there's male and female

signs in the stars, and
such idealism does say
a lot, to us cocks...
Haiku # 48961, July 27, 2012 1:52 am ET
by bhs
gather ye ova
and dash the phallus once more
audience reclines
Haiku # 48960, July 26, 2012 5:36 am ET
by Lush
let us face the truth
gender biased axiom
males: superior
Haiku # 48959, July 26, 2012 5:34 am ET
by Lush
oh come on now then
aren't we all fung shuied or
what have you man/woah

we are the breaks to
each other on the runaway
highway of life
Haiku # 48958, July 26, 2012 1:07 am ET
by bhs
Got to have our fix
Woman to stroke our ego
So simple us men
Haiku # 48956, July 25, 2012 5:43 am ET
by William
Give money to banks
They can't manage our Billions
Capital idea
Haiku # 48955, July 25, 2012 5:31 am ET
by William
Nothing fucks up your
Friday like realizing
its only Tuesday
Haiku # 48954, July 25, 2012 3:12 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
my vertex 2 sleeps
as if spiked by nembutal
fuck you ocz
Haiku # 48953, July 24, 2012 9:17 am ET
by ash
Lonely small town girl
Bad boy. Fast car. Alcohol.
Tragedy ensues.
Haiku # 48952, July 24, 2012 3:11 am ET
by Crimson Mind of Phoenix, AZ
a disburbing prose
designed to get tension
might not need answers...

so we leave it here
read, green, blue, and so on,
angry sounds of loss
Haiku # 48951, July 23, 2012 1:52 am ET
by bhs
Romantic Christmas Memories

Approximately 50,000 universes explode in my left nostril, the sparkly bursting lights reminding me of dead Christmases past with all the bright green and red pools of bloody wrapping around the memories of grandparents and dinners that are no more and never to be again. The farce-ness of it all, the dead curb-side forests after New Years
Haiku # 48950, July 22, 2012 3:36 pm ET
by Chicken Fucker of Hell's outhouse
well I just made a
slight investment in cheese
tonight, films that is

tom servo and crow
are going to haunt me for
the next five months now
Haiku # 48949, July 21, 2012 1:05 am ET
by bhs
colleague of janis
the rapture of recaptcha
delivers the goods
Haiku # 48948, July 20, 2012 8:39 pm ET
by ash
Congratulations
Bad Haiku, and welcome to
your new web server.
Haiku # 48947, July 20, 2012 1:19 pm ET
by Adam
ringing familiar
holy deja vu, batman
badhaiku term search
Haiku # 48945, July 19, 2012 9:20 pm ET
by Lush
said tolling bell pealed
amid recently deceased
do not ask for whom
Haiku # 48944, July 19, 2012 9:18 pm ET
by Lush
a monkish Merton
on hearing the tolling Donne
paid some fine homage
Haiku # 48943, July 19, 2012 9:15 pm ET
by Lush
in freshman english
found no man is an island
John Donne, collected
Haiku # 48942, July 19, 2012 9:14 pm ET
by Lush
seeing we have choice
i rarely watch tv now
the web is more fun
Haiku # 48941, July 19, 2012 8:55 pm ET
by ash
I hope this place does
not become c-span book tv
in haiku form now...
Haiku # 48940, July 19, 2012 12:33 pm ET
by bhs
it's all relative
whilst no man is an island
some are insular
Haiku # 48939, July 19, 2012 7:46 am ET
by ash
mmhmm, we all live
in our own little realms of
existence, bubbles

who said no man is
an island. thomas meron
I think, he died from

an electric fan
during a shower and this
way to go, not cool
Haiku # 48937, July 19, 2012 1:41 am ET
by bhs
what others may think
defines so very little
for my existence
Haiku # 48936, July 18, 2012 9:56 am ET
by ash
tolkien wrote in his
fantasy writing the world
of his creation

was sung into be
a discordant voice, a
dark lord sang his own

in his myth this voice
brought evil into that world
but the song was sung

the song would be sung
again, when the time came to
make it all anew
Haiku # 48935, July 18, 2012 7:32 am ET
by bhs
sometimes meaningful
often whistled out of tune
haiku is a song

looking for reasons
predicting inspiration
pointless cogitation

sometimes you get it
other times it's a conundrum
it doesn't matter
Haiku # 48934, July 18, 2012 6:17 am ET
by ash
sounds as if zounds a
golem has walked from rabbis
halls, seeking revenge

for working sabbath
a man of clay, only shut down
when God becomes Death

boot to the head
Haiku # 48933, July 18, 2012 2:18 am ET
by bhs
sodden cerebrum
besotted with simulacrum
holy frijoles
Haiku # 48932, July 18, 2012 1:46 am ET
by Lush
horizons are mine
cantering, feeble t'wards naught
a ghostly gallop
Haiku # 48931, July 18, 2012 1:40 am ET
by Lush
on burial grounds
some erect a mirrored hall
poltergeists galore
Haiku # 48930, July 18, 2012 1:38 am ET
by Lush
so what do people
here care about, what drives you
all to create this
Haiku # 48929, July 17, 2012 1:34 pm ET
by bhs
what was the old gen
x stereotype, cobain or
to fade away, to step

back from the limelight
and to settle down, the
fourth turning then?
Haiku # 48928, July 17, 2012 1:31 pm ET
by bhs
you have families
maybe. people love, die, breathe
believe, disbelieve

transcendence was a
lost art perhaps to those who
forget to transcend
Haiku # 48927, July 17, 2012 1:25 pm ET
by bhs
still though life goes on
I repeat over the years we don't
know one another for

real, just what we read
here, of each other, I would either
hate or like you as

I deem fit over
time and likewise, or not care
likewise. wish I could
Haiku # 48926, July 17, 2012 1:24 pm ET
by bhs
passion is better
than delayed suicide, because
so much powdered words

are just dead dust with
no water, no life, just dust mites
posing as writers
Haiku # 48925, July 17, 2012 1:21 pm ET
by bhs
well I'm glad I care
because I can't be the person
who is too cool for school
Haiku # 48924, July 17, 2012 1:20 pm ET
by bhs
and I care too much
because I am not wired
to be a "aesthete"

that is whatever
passes here for "great haiku"
is a relic of

Gen X past
Haiku # 48923, July 17, 2012 1:16 pm ET
by bhs
well to be honest
it's like a fire hydrant
dogs marking the pump
Haiku # 48922, July 17, 2012 1:12 pm ET
by bhs
marking our surrounds
disdain on the public sheet
internet tissues
Haiku # 48921, July 17, 2012 6:05 am ET
by ash
reading your haiku
you compel me to confess
i really don't care
Haiku # 48920, July 17, 2012 5:58 am ET
by ash
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