Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
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that ain't just a captcha, babe
it's a Yes album
Haiku # 48149, November 17, 2011 4:01 am ET
by Lush
often the ground rock
powdered and nasally rent
renders me ill bent
Haiku # 48148, November 17, 2011 3:59 am ET
by Lush
bs aplenty
whilst ash absorbs a portion
Indiana, too
Haiku # 48147, November 17, 2011 3:56 am ET
by Lush
I don't like this
I'm sorry, I can't play anymore
Haiku # 48146, November 17, 2011 1:50 am ET
by bs
perched on hollow tree
the owl sees the sniffing rat
as hallmark event
Haiku # 48145, November 16, 2011 9:14 pm ET
by indiana
you can pick your friends
and you can pick your nose, but...
don't pick your friend's nose
Haiku # 48144, November 16, 2011 7:03 am ET
by ash
looks like a stiff breeze
has blown the sand everywhere
so keep your eyes closed
Haiku # 48143, November 15, 2011 8:24 am ET
by indiana
it's fight or flight in
my psyche when put to test
should I run or fight?

Haiku # 48142, November 15, 2011 2:06 am ET
by bs
the real me would just
write as he sees the world, so
others are painful

for me to bare, to
deal with, I feel condemned by
strangers I don't know
Haiku # 48141, November 15, 2011 2:04 am ET
by bs
strong compulsions
to answer people who I
do not really know
Haiku # 48140, November 15, 2011 2:03 am ET
by bs
so whatever it is
is it worth the time I
have to pass the words
Haiku # 48139, November 15, 2011 2:01 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
it's mostly men here
and men tend to compete for
whatever it is
Haiku # 48138, November 15, 2011 2:01 am ET
by bs
the tension i feel
here drives answers but it feels
evil, destroys faith
Haiku # 48137, November 15, 2011 1:59 am ET
by bs
we only have the time
we are allotted in this life
no more, no less
Haiku # 48136, November 15, 2011 1:58 am ET
by bs
the rock will soon turn
into powdery white sand
have you enough time?
Haiku # 48135, November 15, 2011 12:45 am ET
by indiana
when all the words are
put down by the last human
hand, what will they mean?
Haiku # 48134, November 14, 2011 11:21 am ET
by bs
You write a chalenge
You ask us to write Haiku's
here's cause and affect
Haiku # 48133, November 14, 2011 5:28 am ET
by William
seething, writhing, for
the real is more scary than
the insubstantial
Haiku # 48132, November 13, 2011 11:10 pm ET
by bs
counting prisoners
held long in isolation
keeping tab of days
Haiku # 48131, November 13, 2011 10:07 am ET
by indiana
well at least someone
else is writing haikus here
instead of myself
Haiku # 48130, November 13, 2011 9:34 am ET
by bs
the Foreman signals
to release the giant ball
upon his brick wall
Haiku # 48129, November 13, 2011 9:07 am ET
by indiana
stricken slothful and
the day is dead and off, all
amateur poems
Haiku # 48128, November 13, 2011 2:06 am ET
by bs
bring it all back, bring
it back to the front, bring back
that which we have known
Haiku # 48127, November 12, 2011 12:20 pm ET
by bs
Im falling in love
Cute Japanese girl
Nice Tango dancer

Beauty Brains, talent
Consultant phychsiatrist
But just so dam cute.

I must be mad to dance!
Haiku # 48126, November 10, 2011 4:39 am ET
by William
sometime structure is
outweighed by faith but then the
new foundation stands...
Haiku # 48125, November 10, 2011 2:21 am ET
by bs
A Million Pixals
And the dam thing is still slow
fast broadband my Arse
Haiku # 48124, November 8, 2011 6:18 am ET
by William
and the Rapture did
not happen, surprise sur
prise... and thank God not...
Haiku # 48123, November 8, 2011 2:42 am ET
by bs
driving down the road
watching sceneries unfold
crossed a man so old
Haiku # 48122, November 8, 2011 2:27 am ET
by indiana
and to stand on a
milk crate to stomp trash down
to be nobody...
Haiku # 48121, November 8, 2011 2:22 am ET
by bs
caveat hubris...
and several dots later
do I have herpes?
Haiku # 48120, November 8, 2011 2:21 am ET
by bs
and I will be quite
happy to toss the notice
about bad plumbing too...
Haiku # 48119, November 8, 2011 2:19 am ET
by bs
excuse me oh girls and
men of canada, all due
respect, I've a world

to save...sans semantics...
Haiku # 48118, November 8, 2011 2:18 am ET
by bs
and one time long in
the past I'd say drink me but
that time is now done...
Haiku # 48117, November 8, 2011 2:18 am ET
by bs
each day the same old
setting and not one bit, I
see brooms, and dustpans...
Haiku # 48116, November 8, 2011 2:17 am ET
by bs
from being really
open to becoming a
secretive schmuck...
Haiku # 48115, November 8, 2011 2:16 am ET
by bs
and the best pasta
chef in the world and the golf
game in heaven or

sighs...hold on
Haiku # 48114, November 8, 2011 2:14 am ET
by bs
and jamaicans
and duck confit, and film students
that don't know how

to....use.....a...mop
Haiku # 48113, November 8, 2011 2:13 am ET
by bs
now imagine the
lecture on trash showing in
a dumpster, damn it
Haiku # 48112, November 8, 2011 2:11 am ET
by bs
before I came here
I got almost killed by a
volvo semi truck...
Haiku # 48111, November 8, 2011 2:08 am ET
by bs
as for smashing plates...
well for now I do that and
get reprimanded
Haiku # 48110, November 8, 2011 2:08 am ET
by bs
it begins to sound like
the old way of internet
butting heads, no more...
Haiku # 48109, November 8, 2011 2:07 am ET
by bs
anyone knows where?
I can smash glass plates on wall
that would be fun too
Haiku # 48108, November 7, 2011 10:12 pm ET
by indiana
the haiku zealot
in respect to the art form
issues this fatwā
Haiku # 48107, November 7, 2011 9:20 pm ET
by ash
that's always been a
point of mine, when can I just
throw paint at canvas...

do I need permission?


Haiku # 48106, November 7, 2011 1:29 pm ET
by bs
stream of consciousness
it's not just the syllables
there's also syntax
Haiku # 48105, November 7, 2011 5:10 am ET
by ash
some show on the H.
channel about energy
the big bang is still

with us, the cars we
drive, the food we eat, the light
all be energy...

Haiku # 48104, November 6, 2011 10:05 pm ET
by bs
Illuminating
Fundeamental as water
Light is everything...


Haiku # 48103, November 6, 2011 12:39 pm ET
by William
well, perhaps it is
time to cast shadow from raised
middle fingers to

that which needs it to
know perhaps
Haiku # 48102, November 6, 2011 1:54 am ET
by bs
the lights are dimming
casting distorted shadows
from little fingers
Haiku # 48101, November 5, 2011 8:36 pm ET
by indiana
periods of conflict
give time to voice the anxiety
and produce ideas
Haiku # 48100, November 5, 2011 1:41 pm ET
by bs
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