Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
27 Years, 308 Days and 77274 Haiku later...

Im falling in love
Cute Japanese girl
Nice Tango dancer

Beauty Brains, talent
Consultant phychsiatrist
But just so dam cute.

I must be mad to dance!
Haiku # 48126, November 10, 2011 4:39 am ET
by William
sometime structure is
outweighed by faith but then the
new foundation stands...
Haiku # 48125, November 10, 2011 2:21 am ET
by bs
A Million Pixals
And the dam thing is still slow
fast broadband my Arse
Haiku # 48124, November 8, 2011 6:18 am ET
by William
and the Rapture did
not happen, surprise sur
prise... and thank God not...
Haiku # 48123, November 8, 2011 2:42 am ET
by bs
driving down the road
watching sceneries unfold
crossed a man so old
Haiku # 48122, November 8, 2011 2:27 am ET
by indiana
and to stand on a
milk crate to stomp trash down
to be nobody...
Haiku # 48121, November 8, 2011 2:22 am ET
by bs
caveat hubris...
and several dots later
do I have herpes?
Haiku # 48120, November 8, 2011 2:21 am ET
by bs
and I will be quite
happy to toss the notice
about bad plumbing too...
Haiku # 48119, November 8, 2011 2:19 am ET
by bs
excuse me oh girls and
men of canada, all due
respect, I've a world

to save...sans semantics...
Haiku # 48118, November 8, 2011 2:18 am ET
by bs
and one time long in
the past I'd say drink me but
that time is now done...
Haiku # 48117, November 8, 2011 2:18 am ET
by bs
each day the same old
setting and not one bit, I
see brooms, and dustpans...
Haiku # 48116, November 8, 2011 2:17 am ET
by bs
from being really
open to becoming a
secretive schmuck...
Haiku # 48115, November 8, 2011 2:16 am ET
by bs
and the best pasta
chef in the world and the golf
game in heaven or

sighs...hold on
Haiku # 48114, November 8, 2011 2:14 am ET
by bs
and jamaicans
and duck confit, and film students
that don't know how

to....use.....a...mop
Haiku # 48113, November 8, 2011 2:13 am ET
by bs
now imagine the
lecture on trash showing in
a dumpster, damn it
Haiku # 48112, November 8, 2011 2:11 am ET
by bs
before I came here
I got almost killed by a
volvo semi truck...
Haiku # 48111, November 8, 2011 2:08 am ET
by bs
as for smashing plates...
well for now I do that and
get reprimanded
Haiku # 48110, November 8, 2011 2:08 am ET
by bs
it begins to sound like
the old way of internet
butting heads, no more...
Haiku # 48109, November 8, 2011 2:07 am ET
by bs
anyone knows where?
I can smash glass plates on wall
that would be fun too
Haiku # 48108, November 7, 2011 10:12 pm ET
by indiana
the haiku zealot
in respect to the art form
issues this fatwā
Haiku # 48107, November 7, 2011 9:20 pm ET
by ash
that's always been a
point of mine, when can I just
throw paint at canvas...

do I need permission?


Haiku # 48106, November 7, 2011 1:29 pm ET
by bs
stream of consciousness
it's not just the syllables
there's also syntax
Haiku # 48105, November 7, 2011 5:10 am ET
by ash
some show on the H.
channel about energy
the big bang is still

with us, the cars we
drive, the food we eat, the light
all be energy...

Haiku # 48104, November 6, 2011 10:05 pm ET
by bs
Illuminating
Fundeamental as water
Light is everything...


Haiku # 48103, November 6, 2011 12:39 pm ET
by William
well, perhaps it is
time to cast shadow from raised
middle fingers to

that which needs it to
know perhaps
Haiku # 48102, November 6, 2011 1:54 am ET
by bs
the lights are dimming
casting distorted shadows
from little fingers
Haiku # 48101, November 5, 2011 8:36 pm ET
by indiana
periods of conflict
give time to voice the anxiety
and produce ideas
Haiku # 48100, November 5, 2011 1:41 pm ET
by bs
andy rooney passed
and it's hard to imagine
the world we once had

with the faces that spoke
to us and what replaces
those old faces?
Haiku # 48099, November 5, 2011 1:37 pm ET
by bs
We are in a mess
Armature politicians
That
Haiku # 48098, November 5, 2011 7:56 am ET
by again
We are in a mess
Armature politicians
That
Haiku # 48097, November 5, 2011 7:55 am ET
by William
sit down and share those
memories with one I knew
in grade school, and could

not believe she had
a son, but so long ago
we were the children
Haiku # 48096, November 5, 2011 1:01 am ET
by bs
just four days after
but twenty-eight years ago
seemed like yesterday
Haiku # 48095, November 4, 2011 8:10 am ET
by ash
Warm rain and sunshine
Unusual for November
Flowers still blooming
Haiku # 48094, November 4, 2011 5:01 am ET
by William
fresh snow has fallen
atop a dead hollow tree
changing its color
Haiku # 48093, November 4, 2011 2:41 am ET
by indiana
someday, somehow, the
world will be saved by haiku
and oddly, slim jims
Haiku # 48092, November 2, 2011 10:57 pm ET
by bs
Uncomfortable truths
easy to make others cry
sharing emotions..
Haiku # 48091, November 2, 2011 12:09 pm ET
by William
halloween mutates
another hallmark event
scary marketing
Haiku # 48090, November 2, 2011 3:19 am ET
by ash
reawaken, thou
this is resurrection, the
seed planted right now
Haiku # 48089, October 28, 2011 12:11 am ET
by jerk chicken
I'm not sure if someone doesn't like stephanie meyer's books here...
Haiku # 48088, October 23, 2011 2:58 am ET
by js
cold wind caressing
my naturally pale skin
notorious new moon
Haiku # 48087, October 22, 2011 8:07 am ET
by indiana
Friday Afternoon
Boobs on the internetwebs
Library Vixen
Haiku # 48086, October 21, 2011 4:42 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet of in da Hayooos!
risen from the grave
the man returns, reborn and
renewed from his tomb
Haiku # 48085, October 21, 2011 3:30 am ET
by bs
portal to the grave
fallen stars and rising tides
etched in poet's web
Haiku # 48084, October 20, 2011 8:05 pm ET
by indiana
this site is going
to be known as good haiku
among some bad ones...
Haiku # 48083, October 18, 2011 1:02 pm ET
by bs
I called out your name
But mine was the only sound
Silence sounds pitch black.
Haiku # 48082, October 18, 2011 10:33 am ET
by William.
if I live my life
in fear of others or dreams
what shall I deny God
Haiku # 48081, October 18, 2011 1:09 am ET
by bs
the car broke in two
littering the narrow street
with shattered pieces
Haiku # 48080, October 17, 2011 8:15 pm ET
by indiana
the car broke in two
littering the narrow street
with shattered pieces
Haiku # 48079, October 17, 2011 8:15 pm ET
by indiana
in this time and place
I feel like disappearing
"everyone's a star..."
Haiku # 48078, October 17, 2011 1:14 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
hunting for big game
way over the water
Haiku # 48077, October 17, 2011 9:12 am ET
by indiana
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