Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
27 Years, 308 Days and 77274 Haiku later...

well at least someone
else is writing haikus here
instead of myself
Haiku # 48130, November 13, 2011 9:34 am ET
by bs
the Foreman signals
to release the giant ball
upon his brick wall
Haiku # 48129, November 13, 2011 9:07 am ET
by indiana
stricken slothful and
the day is dead and off, all
amateur poems
Haiku # 48128, November 13, 2011 2:06 am ET
by bs
bring it all back, bring
it back to the front, bring back
that which we have known
Haiku # 48127, November 12, 2011 12:20 pm ET
by bs
Im falling in love
Cute Japanese girl
Nice Tango dancer

Beauty Brains, talent
Consultant phychsiatrist
But just so dam cute.

I must be mad to dance!
Haiku # 48126, November 10, 2011 4:39 am ET
by William
sometime structure is
outweighed by faith but then the
new foundation stands...
Haiku # 48125, November 10, 2011 2:21 am ET
by bs
A Million Pixals
And the dam thing is still slow
fast broadband my Arse
Haiku # 48124, November 8, 2011 6:18 am ET
by William
and the Rapture did
not happen, surprise sur
prise... and thank God not...
Haiku # 48123, November 8, 2011 2:42 am ET
by bs
driving down the road
watching sceneries unfold
crossed a man so old
Haiku # 48122, November 8, 2011 2:27 am ET
by indiana
and to stand on a
milk crate to stomp trash down
to be nobody...
Haiku # 48121, November 8, 2011 2:22 am ET
by bs
caveat hubris...
and several dots later
do I have herpes?
Haiku # 48120, November 8, 2011 2:21 am ET
by bs
and I will be quite
happy to toss the notice
about bad plumbing too...
Haiku # 48119, November 8, 2011 2:19 am ET
by bs
excuse me oh girls and
men of canada, all due
respect, I've a world

to save...sans semantics...
Haiku # 48118, November 8, 2011 2:18 am ET
by bs
and one time long in
the past I'd say drink me but
that time is now done...
Haiku # 48117, November 8, 2011 2:18 am ET
by bs
each day the same old
setting and not one bit, I
see brooms, and dustpans...
Haiku # 48116, November 8, 2011 2:17 am ET
by bs
from being really
open to becoming a
secretive schmuck...
Haiku # 48115, November 8, 2011 2:16 am ET
by bs
and the best pasta
chef in the world and the golf
game in heaven or

sighs...hold on
Haiku # 48114, November 8, 2011 2:14 am ET
by bs
and jamaicans
and duck confit, and film students
that don't know how

to....use.....a...mop
Haiku # 48113, November 8, 2011 2:13 am ET
by bs
now imagine the
lecture on trash showing in
a dumpster, damn it
Haiku # 48112, November 8, 2011 2:11 am ET
by bs
before I came here
I got almost killed by a
volvo semi truck...
Haiku # 48111, November 8, 2011 2:08 am ET
by bs
as for smashing plates...
well for now I do that and
get reprimanded
Haiku # 48110, November 8, 2011 2:08 am ET
by bs
it begins to sound like
the old way of internet
butting heads, no more...
Haiku # 48109, November 8, 2011 2:07 am ET
by bs
anyone knows where?
I can smash glass plates on wall
that would be fun too
Haiku # 48108, November 7, 2011 10:12 pm ET
by indiana
the haiku zealot
in respect to the art form
issues this fatwā
Haiku # 48107, November 7, 2011 9:20 pm ET
by ash
that's always been a
point of mine, when can I just
throw paint at canvas...

do I need permission?


Haiku # 48106, November 7, 2011 1:29 pm ET
by bs
stream of consciousness
it's not just the syllables
there's also syntax
Haiku # 48105, November 7, 2011 5:10 am ET
by ash
some show on the H.
channel about energy
the big bang is still

with us, the cars we
drive, the food we eat, the light
all be energy...

Haiku # 48104, November 6, 2011 10:05 pm ET
by bs
Illuminating
Fundeamental as water
Light is everything...


Haiku # 48103, November 6, 2011 12:39 pm ET
by William
well, perhaps it is
time to cast shadow from raised
middle fingers to

that which needs it to
know perhaps
Haiku # 48102, November 6, 2011 1:54 am ET
by bs
the lights are dimming
casting distorted shadows
from little fingers
Haiku # 48101, November 5, 2011 8:36 pm ET
by indiana
periods of conflict
give time to voice the anxiety
and produce ideas
Haiku # 48100, November 5, 2011 1:41 pm ET
by bs
andy rooney passed
and it's hard to imagine
the world we once had

with the faces that spoke
to us and what replaces
those old faces?
Haiku # 48099, November 5, 2011 1:37 pm ET
by bs
We are in a mess
Armature politicians
That
Haiku # 48098, November 5, 2011 7:56 am ET
by again
We are in a mess
Armature politicians
That
Haiku # 48097, November 5, 2011 7:55 am ET
by William
sit down and share those
memories with one I knew
in grade school, and could

not believe she had
a son, but so long ago
we were the children
Haiku # 48096, November 5, 2011 1:01 am ET
by bs
just four days after
but twenty-eight years ago
seemed like yesterday
Haiku # 48095, November 4, 2011 8:10 am ET
by ash
Warm rain and sunshine
Unusual for November
Flowers still blooming
Haiku # 48094, November 4, 2011 5:01 am ET
by William
fresh snow has fallen
atop a dead hollow tree
changing its color
Haiku # 48093, November 4, 2011 2:41 am ET
by indiana
someday, somehow, the
world will be saved by haiku
and oddly, slim jims
Haiku # 48092, November 2, 2011 10:57 pm ET
by bs
Uncomfortable truths
easy to make others cry
sharing emotions..
Haiku # 48091, November 2, 2011 12:09 pm ET
by William
halloween mutates
another hallmark event
scary marketing
Haiku # 48090, November 2, 2011 3:19 am ET
by ash
reawaken, thou
this is resurrection, the
seed planted right now
Haiku # 48089, October 28, 2011 12:11 am ET
by jerk chicken
I'm not sure if someone doesn't like stephanie meyer's books here...
Haiku # 48088, October 23, 2011 2:58 am ET
by js
cold wind caressing
my naturally pale skin
notorious new moon
Haiku # 48087, October 22, 2011 8:07 am ET
by indiana
Friday Afternoon
Boobs on the internetwebs
Library Vixen
Haiku # 48086, October 21, 2011 4:42 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet of in da Hayooos!
risen from the grave
the man returns, reborn and
renewed from his tomb
Haiku # 48085, October 21, 2011 3:30 am ET
by bs
portal to the grave
fallen stars and rising tides
etched in poet's web
Haiku # 48084, October 20, 2011 8:05 pm ET
by indiana
this site is going
to be known as good haiku
among some bad ones...
Haiku # 48083, October 18, 2011 1:02 pm ET
by bs
I called out your name
But mine was the only sound
Silence sounds pitch black.
Haiku # 48082, October 18, 2011 10:33 am ET
by William.
if I live my life
in fear of others or dreams
what shall I deny God
Haiku # 48081, October 18, 2011 1:09 am ET
by bs
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