Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
27 Years, 362 Days and 77354 Haiku later...

Change is a dead weight
Keep it in one pocket and
You'll walk in circles.
Haiku # 47969, August 5, 2011 11:35 am ET
by William
Change is a dead weight
Keep it in one pocket and
You
Haiku # 47968, August 5, 2011 11:33 am ET
by William
a blessed angle
stopped to rest among the trees
renewing the way.
Haiku # 47967, August 3, 2011 12:25 pm ET
by mundane
a growth of flowers
lives with bee activity-
carefully i tread.
Haiku # 47963, August 2, 2011 9:57 pm ET
by mundane
thinking doesn't pay
how am i spending this life
and who gets the change
Haiku # 47962, August 2, 2011 9:06 am ET
by ash
songbirds chirp greetings
i look for a bit of shade-
to sit and share crumbs.
Haiku # 47961, August 1, 2011 10:10 pm ET
by mundane
many silences
streams flowing water gurgles-
noontime breeze shakes leaves.
Haiku # 47960, August 1, 2011 8:25 pm ET
by mundane
across the valley
where my feet sink deeply in-
the meadows green grass.
Haiku # 47959, August 1, 2011 7:59 pm ET
by mundane
living in this town
i long to walk the tree line-
into the valley.
Haiku # 47958, August 1, 2011 1:20 pm ET
by mundane
leave me where i lie
my soul is ripped from my heart
i don't want to live
Haiku # 47957, July 31, 2011 5:04 am ET
by ajl
oh busy sundays
ephemeral employment
but repetitive
Haiku # 47956, July 30, 2011 9:31 am ET
by ash
stream in slow motion
looks like the fog rolling in-
blue sky reflections.
Haiku # 47955, July 29, 2011 1:26 pm ET
by mundane
Heavenly Sand-worms in the makin'
Only one degree from
Kevin Bacon.
Haiku # 47953, July 28, 2011 3:45 pm ET
by Senor Pappas
the song remains the
same but the wrinkles and scars
tell us a story
Haiku # 47952, July 27, 2011 11:45 am ET
by ronin
over the weather
winter of my discontent
over the weather
Haiku # 47951, July 27, 2011 8:31 am ET
by ash
Constantly changing
Outside looks new, but cores old
We men dont change much
Haiku # 47950, July 27, 2011 6:32 am ET
by William
the habit of not
being able to shut up
worked well for glenn beck

for a time, but I
guess as we go blind, the show
must not go on...coda
Haiku # 47949, July 27, 2011 4:50 am ET
by ronin
over the years we have
changed from someone to someone
else, but we are us
Haiku # 47948, July 27, 2011 4:49 am ET
by ronin
Suffering for love
Curly red hair and freckles
Sweetest of Dutch girls

Forty one years old
Slim, articulate dancer
sang sweetly to me.

stroked my back and hair
We Tangoed with such beauty
I'm lost, i'm all yours!
Haiku # 47944, July 26, 2011 7:53 am ET
by William
I like it Betty
A wonderful description
Its meaning is clear.
Haiku # 47943, July 26, 2011 7:46 am ET
by William
You fit so nicely
between my arm and my chest
a key to my lock
Haiku # 47942, July 25, 2011 11:48 pm ET
by Betty LeBomb
I'm worried about
that some things don't change and that
could be the downfall
Haiku # 47939, July 25, 2011 8:02 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
I was thinking what
it means to be a "troll", why
is it done so and

why do people see
others in roles that maybe
others don't want to play
Haiku # 47938, July 25, 2011 8:01 am ET
by nyarlathotep
some things don't change for
a role is set by both by
the player and played
Haiku # 47937, July 25, 2011 7:59 am ET
by nyarlathotep
that troll's gotta troll
the poor pitiful princess
always our bridesmaid
Haiku # 47936, July 25, 2011 6:21 am ET
by ash
all hail to janis
cleaner of troll detritus
go you wonder grrrrl
Haiku # 47927, July 22, 2011 3:59 am ET
by ash
You sang in my ear
The falling leaves drift by my
window sill, My gift
Haiku # 47926, July 22, 2011 3:59 am ET
by William
at that great wedding
let it be widely revealed
you were the bridesmaid

how gay was that role ?
you tried hard as the princess
but a bad leia

hard as you tried to
filling your gold bikini
was an epic fail
Haiku # 47925, July 20, 2011 5:31 am ET
by ash
your strange disorder
may be certifiable
but you're mostly troll
Haiku # 47924, July 20, 2011 5:25 am ET
by ash
i've seen much pussy
eaten it and drilled it too
but you're the biggest
Haiku # 47923, July 20, 2011 5:21 am ET
by ash
when you stop and think
all that gay repetition
says more about you
Haiku # 47920, July 19, 2011 8:36 am ET
by ash
10 years and you
still won't shut up, but that's me
as well and at large


How gay was that?? w00t! ROFLMAO LOL ROFLMAO LOL w00t!
Haiku # 47919, July 18, 2011 10:40 pm ET
by shank you
a troll may be droll
but you are out of control
jump back in your hole
Haiku # 47913, July 18, 2011 8:29 am ET
by ash
10 years and you
still won't shut up, but that's me
as well and at large
Haiku # 47912, July 18, 2011 4:08 am ET
by bs
i saw a man with
a hole in his face from the
tobacco he used...
Haiku # 47910, July 17, 2011 1:54 pm ET
by nyarlathotep
Rolling cigarette
U can't stop the addiction
The flame tempts you so
Haiku # 47909, July 17, 2011 4:14 am ET
by Ac of Jersey
what if a real artist
was here, would you admit
he was she was here?
Haiku # 47907, July 14, 2011 3:44 am ET
by nyarlathotep
i have nothing more to say
because I have said it all
and I'll say it again and again and again...
Haiku # 47906, July 14, 2011 2:28 am ET
by nyarlathotep
god am without damn
i am blaspehmous yet faithful
living for the saints

crushed by a oorld of voices
building politically correct and undead ways of thought

merry meet and merry part
and don't even show up again lest you bring 36 cans of stella artois for the superbowl so we can watch

ads more interesting
than the game itself
Haiku # 47905, July 14, 2011 2:27 am ET
by the crawling chaos
guess who's back, guess who
who cares, tell no one, no friends
not even a reprimand
Haiku # 47903, July 14, 2011 2:20 am ET
by the crawling chaos
have we lost our
humanity to the market and the sense
of what we should know
about each other and who we fuck and what we draw close to our egotisical ways
have we forgotten our freedom so easily
Haiku # 47902, July 14, 2011 2:18 am ET
by the crawling chaos
would jack kerouac
still be alive to see the internet
and respond with jazz

and insulted for living with
his mother and his
roaming catholic ways
Haiku # 47901, July 14, 2011 2:17 am ET
by the crawling chaos
what have you to give
to the great buddha of self
but bullshit and nonsense

or will you outgrow
this nonsense and cut all ties
with this crawling art
Haiku # 47900, July 14, 2011 2:15 am ET
by the crawling chaos
the words we say shall
we outgrow this time of dead
gen x nonsense or

grow irrelevant with
the insults in our cloistered
clerk shells waitingf dust
Haiku # 47899, July 14, 2011 2:13 am ET
by the crawling chaos
oaks quiver, soaring
blossoming, slyly, haystacks
moaning, screaming clouds
Haiku # 47898, July 9, 2011 7:46 pm ET
by shpingle
competitiveness
irresponsibility
civilization
Haiku # 47897, July 9, 2011 3:42 pm ET
by found by search engine of the internet
distracted by spam
i lost my rhythmic mojo
spam thou art evil
Haiku # 47896, July 9, 2011 9:31 am ET
by ash
spam spam spam spam spam
spam spam spam spam spam spam spam
topped with more luverly spam
Haiku # 47895, July 9, 2011 9:30 am ET
by ash
Coupling couples
Copulating copiously
come competitive.
Haiku # 47891, July 5, 2011 10:38 am ET
by William
damn viagra ads
you should harden the fuck up
your meat is our spam
Haiku # 47890, July 5, 2011 9:17 am ET
by ash
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