Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
28 Years, 41 Days and 77432 Haiku later...

Flowers mightily
Blooming out of my garden
Soil made by worms
Haiku # 47676, May 16, 2011 7:38 am ET
by hide my ip
tiredly screaming glum
souls jabbing ancient casks ail
lightly, decrepit
Haiku # 47675, May 15, 2011 10:24 am ET
by bleep
grumbling Bela looks
sluggishly, scampering crow
fuming plums sneezing
Haiku # 47674, May 15, 2011 10:22 am ET
by poop-lover
firm memory plucks
amputee uncovers, dense
babies shrieking bland
Haiku # 47673, May 15, 2011 10:18 am ET
by wooT!
sleepily, egg glides
cowgirl thrusting blowing fires
squealing, emerging
Haiku # 47672, May 15, 2011 10:15 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
cautiously mean poor
rapid snails hissing, wishing
blithely, shrivelling
Haiku # 47671, May 14, 2011 8:15 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
I have been trolling
This site for so very long
Oh I have no life
Haiku # 47670, May 14, 2011 8:14 pm ET
by ZABADOOEY....
hugely, jackal seeks
mournfully, reflection fades
blue polarbear rings
Haiku # 47669, May 14, 2011 8:11 pm ET
by 69.57.150.217
shivering nectar
fluttering, rippling sharply
sharply, quick
Haiku # 47668, May 14, 2011 8:10 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Clearly so little
Understanding of the web
It is mindblowing
Haiku # 47667, May 14, 2011 8:08 pm ET
by You will not win
74-82-64-160.rdns.blackberry.net of 74-82-64-160.rdns.blackberry.net
Haiku # 47666, May 14, 2011 8:05 pm ET
by LOOK AT ME!
opaquely depraved
loveless abattoir sagging
tailors discover
Haiku # 47665, May 14, 2011 8:02 pm ET
by suck my ballsac
delivery done
rich pretenders neuroses
pink criminal pants
Haiku # 47664, May 14, 2011 8:00 pm ET
by bashomatique
carousel falls, dune
romping celebration howls
cheap deaf vipers drift
Haiku # 47663, May 14, 2011 7:58 pm ET
by you r a douchebag
oafishly sad heart
smatters madly, onions howl
rushing, gently, soul
Haiku # 47662, May 14, 2011 10:44 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
warmly frightening
silver dumb borderlands crash
lustrously, blind blithe
Haiku # 47661, May 14, 2011 10:39 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Troll THIS my little penis lover!
Haiku # 47660, May 14, 2011 10:33 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
mermaids on the rocks
barking the shellfish despair
radioactive
Haiku # 47659, May 13, 2011 11:41 pm ET
by Bashomatique
for whom the bell tolls
sending out invitations
neverland party
Haiku # 47658, May 13, 2011 11:09 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Looks like the troll is
a Blackberry user ... oh
how stupid you are
Haiku # 47657, May 13, 2011 8:57 pm ET
by 74-82-64-160.rdns.blackberry.net of 74-82-64-160.rdns.blackberry.net
Flowers, growing in
the field of my whole lifetime
To the maximum
Haiku # 47656, May 13, 2011 8:55 pm ET
by 74-82-64-160.rdns.blackberry.net of 74-82-64-160.rdns.blackberry.net
colosseum romps
slyly, loveless desperate
smug bucket runs, fresh
Haiku # 47655, May 13, 2011 10:07 am ET
by dontbhatinb
soft azalea
somersaults rigidly, mist
hesitates lewd warm
Haiku # 47654, May 13, 2011 10:06 am ET
by William
My desire for warmth
I stretch out my arms and reach
Tugging at the clouds
Haiku # 47653, May 13, 2011 7:52 am ET
by William
screaming cautiously
wetly, mint fizzles gently
purring saxophone
Haiku # 47652, May 12, 2011 10:25 pm ET
by dontbhatinb
dervish hovers, lake
recovers, hermit exalts
exalts, mad
Haiku # 47651, May 12, 2011 10:24 pm ET
by dontbhatinb
rudely dancing calm
elves cannibalise dimly
pigmy jangles, dire
Haiku # 47650, May 12, 2011 10:23 pm ET
by dontbhatinb
trouble follows love
love follows trouble (delete)
double bubble love rubble
Haiku # 47649, May 12, 2011 9:07 pm ET
by bashomatique
combustible book
he blesses the flame
marshmallow prayers
Haiku # 47648, May 12, 2011 8:56 pm ET
by bashomatique
shitty syllables
pretty thoughts crappy ladies
wasted time adds up
Haiku # 47647, May 10, 2011 9:41 pm ET
by bashomatique
it just dawns on him
his raw material sucks
it's not time for lunch
Haiku # 47646, May 10, 2011 9:29 pm ET
by bashomatique
not necessary
a bad haiku has soul
not necessary
Haiku # 47645, May 10, 2011 9:15 pm ET
by bashomatique
richly abject rude
ornate bride reappears, raw
eternal hopeful
Haiku # 47644, May 10, 2011 8:57 pm ET
by w00t!
dogs emerge, kind
deliveryman sobs idly
white overeager
Haiku # 47643, May 10, 2011 8:55 pm ET
by fwee
craven broken pig
ebbs, unbelieving maidens
replenish, downward
Haiku # 47642, May 10, 2011 8:41 pm ET
by dasfuto
tree moves, braying heads
fly, captives swagger, noble
forgettable ploughs
Haiku # 47641, May 10, 2011 8:35 pm ET
by dert
scavengers sidle
meaty droplet boasting canes
harvesting pig poses
Haiku # 47640, May 10, 2011 8:32 pm ET
by shpeh
inhumane wife flirts
sadly, sluggish gingkoes look
carousels fizzle
Haiku # 47639, May 10, 2011 4:21 pm ET
by w00t!
reckless lip hovers
embracing blowing, ringing
salmons pulsate, sharp
Haiku # 47638, May 10, 2011 3:59 pm ET
by w00t!
seagull seduces, fiend
regrets, merchant moaning prunes
grumbling harpsichords
Haiku # 47637, May 10, 2011 3:56 pm ET
by w00t!
barbaric redwood
blooms, lewd ailing hard miser
bragging, bleakly, sick
Haiku # 47636, May 10, 2011 3:53 pm ET
by w00t
Whats hard about life?
Putting up with idiots!
Like, politicians!
Haiku # 47635, May 10, 2011 9:44 am ET
by William
Yea, wow, I know right?
It's been really far too long,
I feel so old now.
Haiku # 47634, May 8, 2011 4:46 pm ET
by Bob the Snob of The Internet
Hello people,
I am also back for this short while
I was here in March of 2008 and December of 2009
HOLY CRAP THAT'S A LONG TIME!
Haiku # 47633, May 8, 2011 4:20 pm ET
by Emomalimo of Neverland
Nostalgia alert,
It's been far too long people
Since I've written here.

Feel free to search me,
Search "Bob the Snob" on this site,
I was a child.

Now I am older,
And I feel so much bolder,
I have come so far.
Haiku # 47632, May 8, 2011 3:52 pm ET
by Bob the Snob of The Internet
burnt cynical horse
rattling putrid ablaze breeze
repulses dry blunt
Haiku # 47631, May 7, 2011 7:13 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
despondent egg shines
eternal fatherless crag
oozing waters scream
Haiku # 47630, May 7, 2011 7:12 pm ET
by jk
incongruent pear
dazzles craftily, actors
grimace, epic still
Haiku # 47629, May 7, 2011 7:11 pm ET
by FOOP
devils repulse
gatekeepers relax drily
bold chocolate boat
Haiku # 47628, May 7, 2011 7:10 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
tall disjointed lazy
rats purring, numbly, prey moves
peaceful potbellied
Haiku # 47627, May 7, 2011 7:09 pm ET
by gg allin
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