Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
27 Years, 312 Days and 77281 Haiku later...

walk the tightrope to
follow your heart yet DO NO
HARM as others have
Haiku # 46781, April 15, 2010 11:02 pm ET
by a thorny path to travel bro
fear fills their faces
suprise fills mine with pain, hate
what do i do next
Haiku # 46780, April 15, 2010 9:18 pm ET
by sonny badwind of dallas
in times of grave stress
charismatic psychopaths
beat drums of discord
Haiku # 46779, April 15, 2010 4:39 pm ET
by I can see Russia from Wassalla
critical thinking
never a strong suit for the
Palin loving crowd
Haiku # 46778, April 15, 2010 4:34 pm ET
by Do you love your freedom?!
billowing vision
of crisp salty breeze flapping
sails heading seaward
Haiku # 46777, April 15, 2010 9:21 am ET
by Haiku half-wit of Cape Cod
Cheerful May
By gentle smell involves
lilac in full bloom
Haiku # 46776, April 15, 2010 8:09 am ET
by gena
seismic orgasms
coital encounters 'midst the
hotel's wobbly walls
Haiku # 46775, April 14, 2010 8:15 pm ET
by 7.3 Richter sex in Chile
insipid blather
the herpes sores resurface
touting and taunting
Haiku # 46774, April 14, 2010 8:10 pm ET
by zapruder unter anus
Zaps' vinyl scratched disc*
with revolutionary
repetition...Gay shit

* not tapes
Haiku # 46773, April 14, 2010 5:21 pm ET
by blah blah blah blah blah
allure of things past
like waves crashing on a shore-
from earth to earth, gone.
Haiku # 46770, April 14, 2010 1:51 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Apple CEO
Steve Jobs or whatev - who cares
Dresses like a nerd
Haiku # 46769, April 14, 2010 12:34 pm ET
by Badman
the day the music
died Somali radio
stations [14] are silenced...
Haiku # 46768, April 14, 2010 9:56 am ET
by Muslim extremism
Look of his values
Insight into his dull mind
His secret desires
Haiku # 46767, April 14, 2010 5:56 am ET
by William Nippress
Small brain submision
Likes Mono syllabic text
One subject haiku
Haiku # 46766, April 14, 2010 5:51 am ET
by William Nippress
borne in my journal
the marks of Jesus.. his blood
weeping for our sins
Haiku # 46765, April 13, 2010 11:28 pm ET
by Stigmata Obligatus
in these sunny climes
shady characters do roam
with impunity
Haiku # 46762, April 13, 2010 4:56 pm ET
by gird your loins
cause, gone intentions
fading away - moment non
time, another day.
Haiku # 46761, April 13, 2010 10:00 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Sun heating my back
Bitter cold wind from the north
Turn like a spit roast
Haiku # 46760, April 13, 2010 4:46 am ET
by William Nippress
sticks and cardboard box
doth make a fort defended
with epic redux
Haiku # 46759, April 12, 2010 10:07 pm ET
by childhood classics
chrysalis world of
twitter/Ipod/wii births
dysphoric children

Haiku # 46758, April 12, 2010 7:14 pm ET
by disconnect the disconnect
toward the village
down the path visiting homes
silences swept on.
Haiku # 46757, April 12, 2010 5:17 pm ET
by mundane
tetter-tottering
on cliff's edge the acid spoke..
"Do it! You can fly!!"
Haiku # 46756, April 12, 2010 2:24 pm ET
by true story of Shawangunk ridge
tripping on acid
he tetter-tottered on cliff's
edge then a voice.."FLY!!"
Haiku # 46755, April 12, 2010 12:58 pm ET
by listen to the voice of reason
standing on a ledge
balanced on one leg, alert,
for the changing winds.
Haiku # 46754, April 12, 2010 11:06 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
They keep flowing forth
Millions of tiny searchers--
Swimming in the flood
Haiku # 46753, April 11, 2010 2:27 am ET
by Templar of Steel of Medieval Scotland
chinese music sings
in the higlands calling an
irishman home there
Haiku # 46752, April 11, 2010 2:20 am ET
by bs
What the hell was that?
It flew across my vision--
A phantom Frisbee
Haiku # 46751, April 11, 2010 2:17 am ET
by Templar of Steel of Medieval Scotland
AMEN Scotland
bless it!
Haiku # 46750, April 11, 2010 2:14 am ET
by bs
Lips of golden warmth
Taste of strawberries and cream--
Decadent delight
Haiku # 46749, April 11, 2010 2:08 am ET
by Templar of Steel of Medieval Scotland
I'm not sure quite why
But her laugh is ecstasy--
I guess I'm in love
Haiku # 46748, April 11, 2010 1:54 am ET
by Templar of Steel of Medieval Scotland
I ate my watch
"Tick," it tocked in my gullet--
Then I met Jim Hook
Haiku # 46747, April 11, 2010 1:36 am ET
by Templar of Steel of Medieval Scotland
I ate my watch
"Tick," it tocked in my gullet
Haiku # 46746, April 11, 2010 1:35 am ET
by Templar of Steel of Medieval Scotland
in fact the "tactful"
are worthless pussies who lack
kerouac's spirit
Haiku # 46745, April 11, 2010 1:33 am ET
by bs
the tactful might as
well say fucking is like a
salad bar special dressing

Haiku # 46744, April 11, 2010 1:32 am ET
by bs
God DAMN tact...I say
beat TACT to death and let her
blood flow on the cross
Haiku # 46743, April 11, 2010 1:30 am ET
by bs
tis no hope for those
lacking tact and absent pose
a mirror'd horror
Haiku # 46742, April 11, 2010 12:04 am ET
by Lush
prostrate and bereft
prostate huge, balls i must heft
all manner of ills
Haiku # 46741, April 11, 2010 12:01 am ET
by Lush
shivering magnolias
await eve's imminent frost
first blossoms to fall
Haiku # 46740, April 9, 2010 6:59 pm ET
by Haiku half-wit
young dogwood blossoms
contained almost hesitant
is something missing?
Haiku # 46739, April 9, 2010 2:57 pm ET
by shy buds
one night, silently
this heart will break, come morning
you will find me gone
Haiku # 46738, April 9, 2010 10:53 am ET
by vince of i am patient but do not push
Casting long shadows
The spring sun calls the flowers
Tempting, show yourselves!
Haiku # 46737, April 9, 2010 4:59 am ET
by William Nippress
Pampas Grass

pampas grass
marsh mud glistens
in the rowboat


marsh wren's cry
the sun ripples onto the mud


wetland chill
a patch of ripples disappears


marsh lightning
the tree's blossoms open
into egrets


wetland channel
the moon spreads onto the grass
Haiku # 46736, April 8, 2010 8:51 pm ET
by martin
scurrying squirrels
amidst the dry foliage-
sounds like an army.
Haiku # 46735, April 8, 2010 7:31 pm ET
by mundane
avante garde haiku
is neither just poorly matched
pretentious bedmates
Haiku # 46734, April 6, 2010 6:06 pm ET
by pining for contributors of yore
child s bedroom
the sound of a mosquito
in the dark
Haiku # 46733, April 6, 2010 5:39 pm ET
by martin
child
Haiku # 46732, April 6, 2010 5:37 pm ET
by martin
child
Haiku # 46731, April 6, 2010 5:36 pm ET
by martin
spring field
the crow pecks its shadow
Haiku # 46730, April 6, 2010 5:28 pm ET
by martin
He talks of disgust
using and abadonment
He writes a novel
Haiku # 46729, April 6, 2010 3:21 pm ET
by Like it Vince.
midnight, blackest sky
the smell of satin and sweat
humid air like claws

an overhead fan
spinning lazily, rattling
head bobs up and down

awaiting release
money put on the dresser
he pretends to sleep

washing by the sink
while avoiding the mirror
the businessman snores

pulling the boots on
the night sticks to her insides
it will not wash off
Haiku # 46728, April 6, 2010 11:20 am ET
by vince of hong kong
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