chafing at dry chaff
metaphor fecund ideas
germinate and grow
by farmer Brown
monolithic grist
mill grinding out bad haiku
nothing but chaff here
by Haiku half-wit
welcome home janis
amidst the acrimony
we love you long time
by ash
went to the market
my dollar found it's way home
many things have changed
by 3 quarters 2 dimes and a nickle
stooping to observe....
a genuflection to God's
detailed handiwork
by Haiku half-wit of New Paltz
one man's ceiling is
another man's floor..red rocks
of Sedona ROCK!
by nature boy of frigid northeast
car radio fails
cacti, rocks... none to think about
dull road stretches on
by vince of phoenix
Thirteen years! Now your
badness is your own problem.
Mazel tov BH.
by Adam of Toronto
Its been a while since
I've been by here to write one
But here I am now
by Janis of Toronto
if I'd the time I'd
go searchin' for gems right here
betcha I'd find some
by who is counting
forty-five thousand bad
haikus in thirteen years..the
good ones stand apart
........this is not one of them
by who is counting
zapooper can work
in Glendale AZ with Chuck M...
both are hatin' gays
by son of septic
his zapooper chute's
clogged with repetitive shit...
quick, get him Ex lax!
by son of septic
Vols rue rules offense
hostess slaps hoop recruit
for his drive to the
.........................hole
by son of septic
tell Rosa
the captain with her heart
returns tomorrow
by Phil of NEW BRIGHTON
Tennessee hostess
"volunteers" her ass..ets to
recruit hot prospects
by tennessee jed
the hounds of judgement
bark in the dark
you'll never feed em
by Phil of NEW BRIGHTON
chased all the way home
by a shadow in the cold
stomach turnin'
by Phil of NEW BRIGHTON
tho' nature's gifts be
sullied by foul renderings
lo' withstand they shall
by Haiku half-wit
holly sampson's lips
clamped 'round Tiger's wood.. a trap
he can't pitch out of
by son of septic
arching tendrils strain
'gainst icy weight locked in white
embrace...holly bush
by Haiku half-wit
some can see the code
in the matrix while others
only see a maze
by son of septic
huge fan of Twilight
already got Edward's face
tattooed on my face
by vince
call my thoughts stupid
village idiot am I
with grace I accept
by son of septic
melie...Mai Lai...it's
all a bunch of lies just one
bloody massacre
by son of septic
frequency here
more often then not again
hearing static
by mellie
there are thieves about
stealing my name and glory
but I am the ONE
by son of septic
I get no RESPECT
trying my damn best to bake
these Bad Haiku pies
by son of septic
Swallowed in blankets,
I am safe from monsters' mouths.
Please leave the lights on.
by snail
i'm a stupid face
because i say stupid things
stupid is as stupid does
by son of septic
how am I doing
dad? son, seed from my loins you
are. you done real good!
by son of septic
more than a pawn he
was a tool for her pleasure
ten inch tool was he
by son of septic
"the eyes of Texas
are upon you all the live
long day"...you stalker!!
by son of septic
Wilt claimed to sleep with
twenty thousand women so
pick up the pace Ti.....
...........................grrr!
by son of septic
why are the Cowboys
called America's team? son,
this one is easy
American's love
winners, particularly
Debbie does Dallas
by son of septic
why did Oswald kill
John Kennedy in a book
suppository?
son, it was a book
depository and Lee
Harvey wasn't there
by son of septic
davey crockett died
at the alamode? no son
'twas the Alamo
by son of septic
but you're from texas
Y'all should learn to read and write
stop burning your books
by septic funeral
Y'all are all losers.
Posting some worthless babble.
You guys need a life
by Jesse R. of Texas
zen bowel movement
sit...sit...waiting for perfect
shit moment....aaah..NOW!
by son of septic
is it me or what?
that a kid's icon that's round
and brown is named "pooh"
is it me or what?
pooh's paw dripping honey from
vagina shaped hole
by son of septic
paper is pooh-free
no further wipes required
life's small victories
by septic funeral
so far, no player
with pheripheral device
that performs handjobs
by vince of science failed us
keep up with the times
easier said than done...so
BETA porn tapes anyone?
by Craig S. List
divide LUST by the
square root of AGING leaves
the sum of all FEARS
by living in de Nile
road to perdition
paved with countless transgressions
no U-turns here....FUCKED!!
by Goin up to the spirit in the sky
dreamt Jesus pwned me
in a Halo 3 deathmatch
dude kept respawning
by vince
playing "nearer to
thee my Lord" the band never
made it to the boats
by HMS Titanic survivor
The Midnight Express
Oxycontin and Jack D
Hell is behind me
..........for the moment
by Nearer to Thee
painkillers and booze
there's a pounding in head
and I hear Elvis
no music playing
just a hillbilly talking
about me and God
by Nearer to Thee
