Somebody bitchy?
Angry at the world again?
Just scratch that itch.

And don't let it spread,
fester like a bad cold
Nobody will care

about sophomoric
rants and useless diatribes
What makes you special?

Bull in a glass shop
charging to be a bad ass
in shattered glasses.

Bring that umbrella
They say it could get messy
When it rains like this

You beat me today
But I won this little war
When I gave you AIDS

smell your own shit you
cunts, taste your own asses
dip into your own wells

I wouldn't be so
God damned quick to
judge someone else

"pretentious" when you
fucking post here too
you cunt

generally, people are assholes on this website
and expressing that

that's not an act of art
is it?

I'd write something nice
but people are assholes
to me here

ah, and I scream my
frustration and life at the
world, hoping they feel

my pain

Pretentious monsters
howl and scream their ignorance
All noise, no substance.

as for farm animals
I'm more like an ox, stubborn
and a bit horny

just think on this and
your own words, does one turn from
fiction to reality

what did Catcher In The Rye do?

I have a life to
get to, as much as I'd like
to continue to argue

with fat on line jerks
who masturbate thinking
to me actually BEING

in their own mind

I like vampires

I wonder when this
turns into proceedings of a more
forlorn and lawful agenda

I wonder how tough
you and i would be face to face
would we speak or fight

would we see eye to
eye, or would I knife you
in the kneecap in revenge?

I'm giving you ideas
in case we meet for real

ha ha ha....the pause
the heckler, rampage, repeat
report, crucify

funny little sheep
with superficial ideas
baah! baah! baah! some more

hmm, seems I'm the one
with these emotions run mad
over the top, through the

Woods....

oh come on, you know
I know I'm enjoying this
what say what not folks?

give me more insults
to feed on

you know my great damn
it is I'll forget that it's

5-7-5 and folks

will go off for about 4 or 5
posts about that

if I do fine some
thing I love I need to keep
it from the people

who people speculate
hang around at home feeling
they just might consider

acting out their

revenge fantasies

make a fucking movie
and make a back off it
take your anger

instead of feeding off mine
you pot smoking welfare
fatass and do something

fun

if you enjoy my pain
you ARE an idiot
my pain isn't even
an original composition

and it died out in the 1990s
didn't it?

I have shared death
with others, notices the rope
people seem to be

giving me to hang myself here

;)...prick

i also have shared death
with others, it's called my "poetry" recitals

I also have shared death
with others, it's called you have
to work with me at

a job i hate and
I don't shut up

I already have
shared it with others septic
it's called "my cooking"

some people get sick
of hearing these thoughts then old
johnny cash remakes

"Hurt" and the whole world
watches

death is a delight
do not waste it on yourself
share it with others

it's not so funny
when the rope is around your
own neck but if the

person who does so
enjoys other's pain then their
death is a relief

for me

hang youself

it's nice sometimes to
get it all out, then one can
bring the real self out

the dark side got too
much airplay in the 1990s
now we tell it go

hang itself

why did David
Foster Wallace hang himself?
why do you enjoy

other people's pain?

are you in pain

you could you know, hang yourself

but the blurring of
reality, and giving people
who enjoy other people's

pain ammo, at some point
will they hang themselves
if they have no ammo

ah, so the right thing
to do is meet you at the bar
beat the shit out of

you, and go "not so
funny now is it, now
go hang youself"

if it is ignored
then perhaps the guy will look
in the mirror and

catchphrase

hang yourself!!!

it's like a drug that
takes people's minds off their own
pain, making it go

it doesn't go away
till you hang yourself (or get
a life)

exactly...which is
why people hang themselves and
I hope you do too

if something of real
pearl came down here on this
webby, how long would

it take the swine to
turn and trample them then
rend the pearl bearer?

then hang themselves

other people's pain
unconditional hatred
it brightens my day

You can see when I
get mad I don't hold it in
watch craig fergeson

they call it the ennui
existential blues, I call it
bored, rich, spolied, pompous

some grow up
some hang themselves
some don't grow up

some do all three at once

most idiots who
think they are geniuses write
oh perhaps "Infinite Jest"

Well he WAS a genius
who hung himself, and I
wish people who aren't

WORTH the website space
take themselves out of the gene pool here

then I'll feel I've won
cause, you'd feel the same
about me offing myself

in fact all are in
some way flawd, just most idiots

re people on this website

lie to themselves and post
how bad others are

let's face it, in real
life there's always assholes who
destroy and move on

and some grow up and
don't think "I hope they serve beer in hell"
is a good guide to life behavior

or if they do then they hang themselves

can you tell if I think I repeat "hang themselves"
over and over someone
will literally kill themselves
and I'll say "hey, you'd want me to destroy myself out of giving up on life, why not you first?"

now to rise above
it and walk away like I
said, rise get a rise

sounds like someone likes
me to sound like a really
bad James Joyce impression

I think it's one guy
doing three voices and still
doing the compete

accuse, destroy thing
that lawyer's sons are so good at
before they hang themselves

Now your just getting
irritable and childish
Need your nappy changes?

the youth need money
stop draining our benefits
by living longer

what confers wisdom?
apparently not old age
hurry up and die

this two front conflict
grows tiresome and boring
time for a break...ADMF**!

**- not to be confused with Almighty Do Me A Favor.... Adios Motherfuckers

This mental midget
Get A Life throws words around
substance?...just gas...psssssss....

in your septic tank
you wallow....scum/shit/blood/pus
screaming..."LOOK AT ME!!!"

shock jock of wordplay
upon these open airwaves
kindred spirits guffaw

bow low before the
vomitorium ruler
SEPTIC FUNERAL

reigning supreme in
the bowels of his shithole
"Long live the king.....NOT!!"

Woman

The arch of your back
The soft warmth of your belly
Your welcoming smile

You're oh so long legs
The shap of your firm bottom
Your so tempting lips

Your arms that hold me
Your smouldering misty eyes
The slop of your breasts

God I love Woman!!!