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27 Years, 316 Days and 77286 Haiku later...

You beat me today
But I won this little war
When I gave you AIDS
Haiku # 44827, December 3, 2009 1:42 pm ET
by MDH! of South Jersey
smell your own shit you
cunts, taste your own asses
dip into your own wells
Haiku # 44826, December 3, 2009 1:40 pm ET
by scorp
I wouldn't be so
God damned quick to
judge someone else

"pretentious" when you
fucking post here too
you cunt
Haiku # 44825, December 3, 2009 1:39 pm ET
by scorp
generally, people are assholes on this website
and expressing that

that's not an act of art
is it?
Haiku # 44824, December 3, 2009 1:37 pm ET
by scorp
I'd write something nice
but people are assholes
to me here
Haiku # 44823, December 3, 2009 1:37 pm ET
by scorp
ah, and I scream my
frustration and life at the
world, hoping they feel

my pain
Haiku # 44822, December 3, 2009 1:36 pm ET
by scorp
Pretentious monsters
howl and scream their ignorance
All noise, no substance.
Haiku # 44821, December 3, 2009 1:33 pm ET
by mean d. of So cal
as for farm animals
I'm more like an ox, stubborn
and a bit horny
Haiku # 44820, December 3, 2009 1:26 pm ET
by scorp
just think on this and
your own words, does one turn from
fiction to reality

what did Catcher In The Rye do?
Haiku # 44819, December 3, 2009 1:23 pm ET
by scorp
I have a life to
get to, as much as I'd like
to continue to argue

with fat on line jerks
who masturbate thinking
to me actually BEING

in their own mind

I like vampires
Haiku # 44818, December 3, 2009 1:21 pm ET
by scorp
I wonder when this
turns into proceedings of a more
forlorn and lawful agenda
Haiku # 44817, December 3, 2009 1:20 pm ET
by scorp
I wonder how tough
you and i would be face to face
would we speak or fight

would we see eye to
eye, or would I knife you
in the kneecap in revenge?

I'm giving you ideas
in case we meet for real
Haiku # 44816, December 3, 2009 1:18 pm ET
by scorp
ha ha ha....the pause
the heckler, rampage, repeat
report, crucify

Haiku # 44815, December 3, 2009 1:15 pm ET
by scorp
funny little sheep
with superficial ideas
baah! baah! baah! some more
Haiku # 44814, December 3, 2009 1:08 pm ET
by septic funeral
hmm, seems I'm the one
with these emotions run mad
over the top, through the

Woods....
Haiku # 44813, December 3, 2009 12:46 pm ET
by scorp
oh come on, you know
I know I'm enjoying this
what say what not folks?

give me more insults
to feed on
Haiku # 44812, December 3, 2009 12:42 pm ET
by scorp
you know my great damn
it is I'll forget that it's

5-7-5 and folks

will go off for about 4 or 5
posts about that
Haiku # 44811, December 3, 2009 12:40 pm ET
by scorp
if I do fine some
thing I love I need to keep
it from the people

who people speculate
hang around at home feeling
they just might consider

acting out their

revenge fantasies

make a fucking movie
and make a back off it
take your anger

instead of feeding off mine
you pot smoking welfare
fatass and do something

fun

if you enjoy my pain
you ARE an idiot
my pain isn't even
an original composition

and it died out in the 1990s
didn't it?
Haiku # 44810, December 3, 2009 12:38 pm ET
by scorp
I have shared death
with others, notices the rope
people seem to be

giving me to hang myself here

;)...prick
Haiku # 44809, December 3, 2009 12:36 pm ET
by scorp
i also have shared death
with others, it's called my "poetry" recitals

Haiku # 44808, December 3, 2009 12:35 pm ET
by scorp
I also have shared death
with others, it's called you have
to work with me at

a job i hate and
I don't shut up
Haiku # 44807, December 3, 2009 12:34 pm ET
by scorp
I already have
shared it with others septic
it's called "my cooking"
Haiku # 44806, December 3, 2009 12:33 pm ET
by scorp
some people get sick
of hearing these thoughts then old
johnny cash remakes

"Hurt" and the whole world
watches
Haiku # 44805, December 3, 2009 12:32 pm ET
by scorp
death is a delight
do not waste it on yourself
share it with others
Haiku # 44804, December 3, 2009 12:31 pm ET
by septic funeral
it's not so funny
when the rope is around your
own neck but if the

person who does so
enjoys other's pain then their
death is a relief

for me

hang youself
Haiku # 44803, December 3, 2009 12:31 pm ET
by scorp
it's nice sometimes to
get it all out, then one can
bring the real self out

the dark side got too
much airplay in the 1990s
now we tell it go

hang itself
Haiku # 44802, December 3, 2009 12:30 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
why did David
Foster Wallace hang himself?
why do you enjoy

other people's pain?

are you in pain

you could you know, hang yourself
Haiku # 44801, December 3, 2009 12:29 pm ET
by scorp
but the blurring of
reality, and giving people
who enjoy other people's

pain ammo, at some point
will they hang themselves
if they have no ammo
Haiku # 44800, December 3, 2009 12:28 pm ET
by scorp
ah, so the right thing
to do is meet you at the bar
beat the shit out of

you, and go "not so
funny now is it, now
go hang youself"
Haiku # 44799, December 3, 2009 12:27 pm ET
by scorp
if it is ignored
then perhaps the guy will look
in the mirror and

catchphrase

hang yourself!!!
Haiku # 44798, December 3, 2009 12:26 pm ET
by scorp
it's like a drug that
takes people's minds off their own
pain, making it go

it doesn't go away
till you hang yourself (or get
a life)
Haiku # 44797, December 3, 2009 12:25 pm ET
by scorp
exactly...which is
why people hang themselves and
I hope you do too
Haiku # 44796, December 3, 2009 12:24 pm ET
by scorp
if something of real
pearl came down here on this
webby, how long would

it take the swine to
turn and trample them then
rend the pearl bearer?

then hang themselves
Haiku # 44795, December 3, 2009 12:23 pm ET
by scorp
other people's pain
unconditional hatred
it brightens my day
Haiku # 44794, December 3, 2009 12:22 pm ET
by septic funeral
You can see when I
get mad I don't hold it in
watch craig fergeson

Haiku # 44793, December 3, 2009 12:21 pm ET
by scorp
they call it the ennui
existential blues, I call it
bored, rich, spolied, pompous

some grow up
some hang themselves
some don't grow up

some do all three at once
Haiku # 44792, December 3, 2009 12:20 pm ET
by scorp
most idiots who
think they are geniuses write
oh perhaps "Infinite Jest"

Well he WAS a genius
who hung himself, and I
wish people who aren't

WORTH the website space
take themselves out of the gene pool here

then I'll feel I've won
cause, you'd feel the same
about me offing myself
Haiku # 44791, December 3, 2009 12:19 pm ET
by scorp
in fact all are in
some way flawd, just most idiots

re people on this website

lie to themselves and post
how bad others are
Haiku # 44790, December 3, 2009 12:17 pm ET
by scorp
let's face it, in real
life there's always assholes who
destroy and move on

and some grow up and
don't think "I hope they serve beer in hell"
is a good guide to life behavior

or if they do then they hang themselves

can you tell if I think I repeat "hang themselves"
over and over someone
will literally kill themselves
and I'll say "hey, you'd want me to destroy myself out of giving up on life, why not you first?"
Haiku # 44789, December 3, 2009 12:16 pm ET
by scorp
now to rise above
it and walk away like I
said, rise get a rise

sounds like someone likes
me to sound like a really
bad James Joyce impression
Haiku # 44788, December 3, 2009 12:13 pm ET
by scorp
I think it's one guy
doing three voices and still
doing the compete

accuse, destroy thing
that lawyer's sons are so good at
before they hang themselves
Haiku # 44787, December 3, 2009 12:10 pm ET
by scorp
Now your just getting
irritable and childish
Need your nappy changes?
Haiku # 44786, December 3, 2009 11:37 am ET
by Get A Life
the youth need money
stop draining our benefits
by living longer
Haiku # 44785, December 3, 2009 11:23 am ET
by septic funeral
what confers wisdom?
apparently not old age
hurry up and die
Haiku # 44784, December 3, 2009 11:15 am ET
by septic funeral
this two front conflict
grows tiresome and boring
time for a break...ADMF**!

**- not to be confused with Almighty Do Me A Favor.... Adios Motherfuckers
Haiku # 44783, December 3, 2009 9:00 am ET
by anti-septic funeral
This mental midget
Get A Life throws words around
substance?...just gas...psssssss....
Haiku # 44782, December 3, 2009 8:54 am ET
by anti-septic funeral
in your septic tank
you wallow....scum/shit/blood/pus
screaming..."LOOK AT ME!!!"

shock jock of wordplay
upon these open airwaves
kindred spirits guffaw

bow low before the
vomitorium ruler
SEPTIC FUNERAL

reigning supreme in
the bowels of his shithole
"Long live the king.....NOT!!"
Haiku # 44781, December 3, 2009 8:37 am ET
by anti-septic funeral
Woman

The arch of your back
The soft warmth of your belly
Your welcoming smile

You're oh so long legs
The shap of your firm bottom
Your so tempting lips

Your arms that hold me
Your smouldering misty eyes
The slop of your breasts

God I love Woman!!!
Haiku # 44780, December 3, 2009 8:21 am ET
by William Nippress
Nice! Getting betterr
Soon you'll be writing good stuff
Childish repost though
Haiku # 44779, December 3, 2009 8:13 am ET
by Get A Life
You, a year older,
master critic of the universe,
but none the wiser

Getta' Life roosts high
'yon perch cock-a-doodling
blinded by the light

of self-importance
strutting to and 'fro till
the silver fox springs

a feathery trail
leads us to the den wherein
this tale of hubris........
ENDS
Haiku # 44778, December 3, 2009 8:06 am ET
by anti-septic funeral
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