Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
27 Years, 321 Days and 77293 Haiku later...

Hey bully, let us
engage in harmless chatter.
We're not fighting you.
Haiku # 42039, October 17, 2008 2:42 pm ET
by snail
hey love birds either
shut up or find a chatroom
you are both losers
Haiku # 42038, October 17, 2008 12:11 pm ET
by sf
You need some lessons
Simple and body contact
Then you need ballroom
Haiku # 42037, October 17, 2008 11:06 am ET
by Tisme
black days here okay
yes I would do anything
my worst fear is here
Haiku # 42036, October 17, 2008 10:47 am ET
by securing their future
really..yeah for real????
I'm at the end of my rope
it's around miiiiiiiiii neck
Haiku # 42035, October 17, 2008 10:46 am ET
by to dance
figures in the dark
joints flare orange at the tips
long alley ahead
Haiku # 42034, October 17, 2008 9:33 am ET
by vince
Anything simple
that allows for vast amounts
of body contact?
Haiku # 42033, October 17, 2008 9:22 am ET
by snail
I looked up "tango"
and it seemed much too complex.
I have never danced.
Haiku # 42032, October 17, 2008 9:19 am ET
by snail
Dry humping? sounds Like
Dominican Republic
Bachata, "Sexy"
Haiku # 42031, October 17, 2008 8:29 am ET
by Tisme
Merengue, easy!
can learn in two minutes tops
Steps left, right, left, right

It is a dance from
Dominican republic
For US tourists

I am not kidding!
Its fun but not connected
Most unromantic

It's easy to learn
we teach it to begginers
Before the real thing
Haiku # 42030, October 17, 2008 8:24 am ET
by Tisme
I mean that in the
most romantic way that it
can be understood.
Haiku # 42029, October 17, 2008 7:53 am ET
by snail is embarrassed again
I just looked it up.
Sweet! It looks like dry-humping
only vertical.
Haiku # 42028, October 17, 2008 7:35 am ET
by snail is enthusiastic
Skull might be worth more
if covered in rare diamonds
and sold off as art
Haiku # 42027, October 17, 2008 7:21 am ET
by Migraine Chick of michigan
How is Merengue?
I think he has decided
we should try that style.
Haiku # 42026, October 17, 2008 4:57 am ET
by snail
Tango is the best
"Argentinean Tango"
Not! "Ballroom" tango
Haiku # 42025, October 17, 2008 4:38 am ET
by Tisme
Today is Thursday
Dress rehearsal for Friday
Weekend starts at 5
Haiku # 42024, October 17, 2008 1:34 am ET
by Crimson Mind of Phoenix, AZ
What kind of dancing
do you recommend for its
sensuality?
Haiku # 42023, October 17, 2008 12:50 am ET
by snail
that made me laugh so
most likely because you know
I think it is true
Haiku # 42022, October 17, 2008 12:39 am ET
by to laugh at oneself is...really just insane
Senior wine and cheese
They watch baseball loudly
And talk about sex
Haiku # 42021, October 16, 2008 8:43 pm ET
by lo
Hammurabis code
deciphered from the barstool
barrister says what
Haiku # 42020, October 16, 2008 8:12 pm ET
by Technokoi of Venice Beach
no one will mourn you
and at your funeral it
will probably rain
Haiku # 42019, October 16, 2008 7:50 pm ET
by sf
Yes it is like that
But ballroom is too "uptight"
You wo'nt find it there
Haiku # 42018, October 16, 2008 6:56 pm ET
by Tisme
If that's how it feels
to dance, then I can hardly
wait until I learn.
Haiku # 42017, October 16, 2008 5:31 pm ET
by to Tisme from snail
the sun disappears
leaden clouds pour their hearts out
on boston s shoulders
Haiku # 42016, October 16, 2008 4:13 pm ET
by vince of (damn apostrophes)
the sun disappears
leaden clouds pour their hearts out
on boston
Haiku # 42015, October 16, 2008 4:04 pm ET
by vince of bs made dizzy just now
no, I don't have to
you are smart enough, i know
add that up; that is
Haiku # 42014, October 16, 2008 2:56 pm ET
by piece you fool!! oh but I like peace better..just sayin..hahahaha
the big picture twist
silver linings come with black
rip, erase and dry
Haiku # 42013, October 16, 2008 2:54 pm ET
by and this pice I call: goodwill
I agree about
the false extremes both leading
away from the truth.

God is love, not the
oppressive judgment that so
many people seek.

Confused zealots just
scream louder, giving the meek
an unfair label.

In rebellion, some
move to new darkness, thinking
"if this is light, then..."
Haiku # 42012, October 16, 2008 2:53 pm ET
by snail of empathy
britanny spears was
going through rough waters and the
news was all over her

this stupid thing, that
all her mistakes, her madness
reporting her every move

where is she now...once
the cawing and crowing of
the vultures is over

aren't people who find
virtue quite a bit boring
who whipe their lives up

and who don't end them
to end the endless talk
which is frustrating

and turns a man evil
and loaded and isolated
and cold and wanting to

just taste blood to
shut up a few because
they're too afraid to speak

once they run down his
lips, full and flavourfull
and devoured themselves

evil isn't it, but it
is a vampire like existence
to point out the bad

and so forth, I know
it well
Haiku # 42011, October 16, 2008 2:38 pm ET
by bs
crowley was in a rut
telling me i am in one
makes me more Satanic

I don't want to be
Satanic, ever, so if that
means leaving here

then, here i leave it
the old dust on the shoes
routine, whipe whipe
Haiku # 42010, October 16, 2008 2:11 pm ET
by bs
maybe I should just
mind my own business and say
forget this and leave

the writing to the egomaniacs
of the world and take up
stock broking

but all the egomaniacs
are on wall street
Haiku # 42009, October 16, 2008 1:58 pm ET
by bs
anger reaction provoke
other reactions, and the usual
silence follows

when will I leave this
damned website and it's secular humanists
to their own pretentions

oil and water
go play on The Real World
and buck for the camera

you bloody people
Haiku # 42008, October 16, 2008 1:54 pm ET
by bs
playing ping pong with
God and Satan, you acting as paddles
this ain't table tennis

this is my life, not
yours, lash out, get lashed out back at
game 13-666 love

twists and bends...don't make
me re-write naked lunch
maybe this is a cry from hell

a cry for help god damn it
Haiku # 42007, October 16, 2008 1:50 pm ET
by bs
to see the couple
in love? wasn't that what crowley
tried to find in his

Red Whore of Babylon
only finding heroin and
anti-Buddha in the end?
Haiku # 42006, October 16, 2008 1:46 pm ET
by bs
if I told you about
your own lives would you not
proclaim bullshit, and

lash out with your own
answers? what the hell do you know?
I don't know you

your lives, good or bad
are you whores, addicts?
where's the bleeding redemption?

are people so spiritually
unaware redemption is too advanced an idea?
Haiku # 42005, October 16, 2008 1:45 pm ET
by bs
wait till I put billy
graham and charles manson in the
same haiku, just did
Haiku # 42004, October 16, 2008 1:44 pm ET
by bs
crowley was tragic
faith replaced by magick and
I've seen what it does

reducing life to a
black hole, a dead center
denying the Lord

for the Self, we aren't
one in that case, but this
is the life of Hell
Haiku # 42003, October 16, 2008 1:43 pm ET
by bs
when fashion replaced
faith, certain symbols were cool
and life got shallower
Haiku # 42002, October 16, 2008 1:42 pm ET
by bs
it becomes a prison
not a rock against the rains
but alcatraz
Haiku # 42001, October 16, 2008 1:41 pm ET
by bs
they rebel to get
out of parent's strict faith which
is not faith, but works
Haiku # 42000, October 16, 2008 1:41 pm ET
by bs
look, I know crowley
died fat and addicted for
he's a warning, he

was a son in strict
rebellion against dad's faith
thanks a lot for not

understanding again
I appreciate the usual
I get it here a lot...
Haiku # 41999, October 16, 2008 1:40 pm ET
by bs
One more dance, i'm lost
My heart is hers. I'm in love
All consuming love
Haiku # 41998, October 16, 2008 12:54 pm ET
by Tisme
We're in unison
Like making love without the sex
We move as if one
Haiku # 41997, October 16, 2008 12:43 pm ET
by Tisme
I lead she follows
We move to tango music
Lost in the dancing
Haiku # 41996, October 16, 2008 12:36 pm ET
by Tisme
Her face close to mine
Her warm cheek on mine
Her arms around me
Haiku # 41995, October 16, 2008 12:31 pm ET
by Tisme
She moves towards me
I take her into my arms
She fits like a glove
Haiku # 41994, October 16, 2008 12:21 pm ET
by Tisme
The curve of her back
Smooth soft warm smell of woman
An invite for love
Haiku # 41993, October 16, 2008 12:15 pm ET
by Tisme
it learned a new trick
bringing in leash and collars
make humans walk out
Haiku # 41992, October 16, 2008 10:18 am ET
by vince
I absorb the way
life looks through your artist's eyes
when I am near you.
Haiku # 41991, October 16, 2008 1:21 am ET
by snail
Eyes as wide as moons
reflect the light they take in
until they can glow.
Haiku # 41990, October 16, 2008 1:18 am ET
by snail
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