Bad Haiku
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27 Years, 322 Days and 77293 Haiku later...

Market crashes down
Capitalism dead now?
I will miss the whores
Haiku # 41740, September 23, 2008 4:49 pm ET
by SandmanEsq of NYC
Here we are again
We can't do this forever
Jeez what is that Smell!?
Haiku # 41739, September 23, 2008 4:45 pm ET
by Jonafi
Awe? Perhaps, but how
do I convert it into
something more useful?
Haiku # 41738, September 23, 2008 4:14 pm ET
by snail
Art is like breathing.
Music flows inside and out,
bridging the two worlds.
Haiku # 41737, September 23, 2008 4:08 pm ET
by snail
Finding a boyfriend
Socialising through singing
Men may be in Awe!

Haiku # 41736, September 23, 2008 3:41 pm ET
by Tisme
fans buy the tickets
they are here for the music
your friends? there, backstage
Haiku # 41735, September 23, 2008 3:38 pm ET
by vince
Played on stage. Got fans
instead of friends. Great applause
for social failure.
Haiku # 41734, September 23, 2008 3:17 pm ET
by snail
Wishing for new friends,
I got lost between "Nice song,"
and "Thanks. What's your name?"
Haiku # 41733, September 23, 2008 2:57 pm ET
by snail
Open mic, still shy,
not a virgin to music,
just new locations.
Haiku # 41732, September 23, 2008 2:48 pm ET
by snail
dude, i'll shower you
with irony like urine
on a brand new pledge
Haiku # 41731, September 23, 2008 2:43 pm ET
by sf of Skull and Bones
+
Haiku # 41730, September 23, 2008 2:37 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Visit this site, please.
Bad haiku? Judge for yourself.
At least it
Haiku # 41729, September 23, 2008 2:16 pm ET
by Tom S. of Pasadena, CA
Visit this site, please.
Bad haiku? Judge for yourself.
At least it
Haiku # 41728, September 23, 2008 2:15 pm ET
by Tom S. of Pasadena, CA
houdini done it
and there we go, what did him
in, a sucker punch...
Haiku # 41727, September 23, 2008 12:46 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
playful autumn wind
hushed amongst calm cherry trees
crimson confetti
Haiku # 41726, September 23, 2008 9:46 am ET
by vince
david fucking blaine
why don't you hang by your neck ?
that's entertainment
Haiku # 41725, September 22, 2008 9:51 pm ET
by ash
soft warm current melts
but hard glacial ice remains
adrift and interned
Haiku # 41724, September 22, 2008 7:32 pm ET
by Technokoi of Venice Beach
i wonder if silence
would be golden here or
I should keep going
Haiku # 41723, September 22, 2008 4:22 pm ET
by bs
some thing are all new
a world of risks and the sort
resistance, old
Haiku # 41722, September 22, 2008 4:21 pm ET
by bs
sacrifice of blood
for alters and firesides
time devours all
Haiku # 41721, September 22, 2008 1:12 pm ET
by everyone kept rowing
born isn't it so
here I am; here I remain
imaginary
Haiku # 41720, September 22, 2008 1:09 pm ET
by here lies
true love harmony
is sweet and seemly to die
eternal female
Haiku # 41719, September 22, 2008 1:04 pm ET
by hinc illae lacrimae
fierce indignation
only the nocturnal love
can restore her faith
Haiku # 41718, September 22, 2008 1:00 pm ET
by the other side of private vengence
female horse, the mare
she journies into the night
her beauty evil
Haiku # 41717, September 22, 2008 12:56 pm ET
by nightmare
a truck on the road
rain, head lights and a small deer
and he just stands there
Haiku # 41716, September 22, 2008 12:53 pm ET
by yeah ok
the vernacular
of the elite is mown down
by death like us all
Haiku # 41715, September 22, 2008 12:50 pm ET
by bs
well, pass the sour
chianti, and I will sit
back myself, relax
Haiku # 41714, September 22, 2008 12:48 pm ET
by bs
a lonely candle
two moths dance above the flames
sound of crackling wings
Haiku # 41713, September 22, 2008 10:09 am ET
by vince
i buy and sell you
people everyday while i
sip my chianti
Haiku # 41712, September 22, 2008 7:57 am ET
by sf of the nobility
I see that you are
And you're still so arrogant
Amazing really
Haiku # 41711, September 22, 2008 2:51 am ET
by SF not a gentalman
the public schooled with
their peasant vernacular
it's such a pity
Haiku # 41710, September 21, 2008 5:51 pm ET
by sf of the nobility
Lovely laughing eyes
Corners of you're mouth turned up
Softly kiss your lips
Haiku # 41709, September 21, 2008 1:30 pm ET
by Tisme for snail of Non erotic just for you
SF "Your Ego" !!!!
You still sitting in judgment?
Cast out your mote first
Haiku # 41708, September 21, 2008 7:00 am ET
by God protect SF he is not capable himself of Pray for him good people
it's allright young man
now you can be free because
you've admitted it
Haiku # 41707, September 20, 2008 10:36 pm ET
by awwwwww..hug xoxox
retarded boy in
remedial english dreams
of haiku greatness
Haiku # 41706, September 20, 2008 8:25 pm ET
by sf
this is the hard work
assertation of the earth
one that digs trenches
Haiku # 41705, September 20, 2008 5:02 pm ET
by a hearty eater
it feels just like that
rock like a rock, earth like earth
water, warm and wet
Haiku # 41704, September 20, 2008 4:57 pm ET
by straight to the point
so it all depends
the house needs painted
on where you may live
Haiku # 41703, September 20, 2008 4:53 pm ET
by past participle needy idioms
Syphilus in tale
venerial contagion
the sun god was mad
Haiku # 41702, September 20, 2008 4:50 pm ET
by Doctors and poets
silly blue monster
sang "C" "C" "C" is for me
and crumbs went flying
Haiku # 41701, September 20, 2008 4:35 pm ET
by kookiness ...
you have just reached it
significant to your life
and so you now choose...
Haiku # 41700, September 20, 2008 4:30 pm ET
by milestone
denote the written
precedence of behavior
order of the court
Haiku # 41699, September 20, 2008 4:27 pm ET
by Holy Roman Emperor Charles V
what ever if not
then more than one but alot
all together now
Haiku # 41698, September 20, 2008 4:22 pm ET
by Deo volente
sit back and enjoy
the show, it adds up to one
big tao of a time
Haiku # 41697, September 20, 2008 12:21 pm ET
by bs
I've dumped my boyfriend
I wanted babies, he not!
She said so sweetly

I'd like that says I
Like to have babies with you
"Well we could practise"

She just laughed out loud
She got the joke then kissed me
God I fancy her
Haiku # 41696, September 20, 2008 3:41 am ET
by Tisme
Awake to the dawn
Condensation on window
obscuring my view

Stark outlines appear
Mist covers the muted hills
Colours returning
Haiku # 41695, September 20, 2008 3:25 am ET
by William Nippress
Sun warming my skin
Been so long since we've seen you
And summers over
Haiku # 41694, September 20, 2008 3:12 am ET
by William Nippress
Five, seven and five?
I wish I studied counting
better in school

(see - even this one doesn't add up)
Haiku # 41693, September 20, 2008 12:28 am ET
by Varsity Loser
Snow swirls about me,
driven by relentless winds
I continue towards home
Haiku # 41692, September 20, 2008 12:25 am ET
by Varsity Loser
sometimes you arrive
to a place of fruition
completely alone
Haiku # 41691, September 20, 2008 12:13 am ET
by vince
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