Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
27 Years, 322 Days and 77294 Haiku later...

i count upon ash
to reduce poseurs to form
pardon my pretense
Haiku # 41468, August 24, 2008 5:24 am ET
by Lush
ashen residue
'neath absinthe soaked sugarcube
holy shite! my head
Haiku # 41467, August 24, 2008 5:22 am ET
by Lush
so okay maybe
as ifs, oh nos and how sos
so what do you know
Haiku # 41466, August 24, 2008 12:54 am ET
by who cares
Girl, 15
Charming but insane
Unable to stop worrying
Embarasses easily
Trys to escape
Fear, overwhelming
No need to stop
And catch her breath
When is Grips her heart



Lonely Soul
Haiku # 41465, August 23, 2008 11:22 pm ET
by Rainy Grey of Land of Spoiled Milk
mops of flaxen hair
wonderfully sounding toy
piano lessons
Haiku # 41464, August 22, 2008 2:25 pm ET
by Bluesky
Bill Miller confused
Glib traders rejoiced brightly
Legg Mason whispered
Haiku # 41463, August 21, 2008 7:16 pm ET
by Miller, William of Legg Masonville
Martingale great
Thick head tells Bill: Double Down
Fannie! Freddie! Die!
Haiku # 41462, August 21, 2008 7:12 pm ET
by Miller, William of Legg Masonville
all philosophy
pretentiously reflected
is narcissistic
Haiku # 41461, August 19, 2008 12:12 am ET
by ash
disconcertingly
between the gaps in my life
are large absences
Haiku # 41460, August 19, 2008 12:09 am ET
by ash
wormwood soaked stumble
a ghost haunts ivory tower
pot calls for kettle
Haiku # 41459, August 18, 2008 1:32 pm ET
by Technokoi of Venice Beach
As days grow shorter
I begin my abscission
start with toes this year
Haiku # 41458, August 17, 2008 12:23 pm ET
by Brady of Toronto
piss on the textbooks
wring the ink into a well
and dip your own quill
Haiku # 41457, August 16, 2008 2:24 am ET
by Lush
who could find a shit
within their capacity
to give? Moses pure.
Haiku # 41456, August 16, 2008 2:23 am ET
by Lush
for those who know these
try: Boito, or Leyner
Maxine Hong Kingston
Haiku # 41455, August 16, 2008 2:21 am ET
by Lush
some obscurantists
prefer Barthelme or Breuer
Castaneda, Hume
Haiku # 41454, August 16, 2008 2:18 am ET
by Lush
no one is impressed
with schrodinger, or umlaut
freshman references
Haiku # 41453, August 16, 2008 2:12 am ET
by Lush
umlaut squashed the first
gah a bloody A left in
hasty worse than bad
Haiku # 41452, August 12, 2008 5:16 pm ET
by Technokoi of Venice Beach
take Schrodinger's fist
the debauchery exists
in a paradox box
Haiku # 41451, August 12, 2008 5:11 pm ET
by Technokoi of Venice Beach
take Schr
Haiku # 41450, August 12, 2008 5:09 pm ET
by Technokoi of Venice Beach
quiet knowing smile
touched her unlike others have
least like to think so
Haiku # 41449, August 12, 2008 4:53 pm ET
by Technokoi of Venice Beach
Soft beautiful Ducks
Survives in the freezing snow
But killed by Humans
Haiku # 41448, August 9, 2008 2:15 pm ET
by Shirley Smothers of ssmothers@satx.rr.com
don't forget to laugh
at the people you step on
as you climb higher
Haiku # 41447, August 9, 2008 5:32 am ET
by sf
whats a drone to do
luscious flowers everywhere
honey wrestling too
Haiku # 41446, August 7, 2008 8:41 pm ET
by Technokoi of Venice Beach
my life is mundane
and i hardly write haiku
where's the fun in that ?
Haiku # 41445, August 7, 2008 4:38 am ET
by ash of 778f0
these r bad poems
and drunken release, malaise
torrid surcease, haze.
Haiku # 41444, August 7, 2008 4:24 am ET
by Lush
christ in handbasket
evil in harbor, velour
a brand new jacket
Haiku # 41443, August 7, 2008 4:20 am ET
by Lush
horrid posts galore
morbid homos dig for gore
sing refuse and more
Haiku # 41442, August 7, 2008 4:18 am ET
by Lush
wretched poseurs stand
against perfidy and shame
find mistake and blame
Haiku # 41441, August 7, 2008 4:16 am ET
by Lush
Gone for way too long
On a journey to no where.
Home is not too bad.
Haiku # 41440, August 6, 2008 12:23 am ET
by Mean D. of SoCal
smiling bright green eyes
boring patrons surround us
this bar well tended
Haiku # 41439, August 5, 2008 12:38 pm ET
by Technokoi of Venice Beach
Zombies don't despair
They only wander around
bugs nesting in hair
Haiku # 41438, August 4, 2008 2:59 pm ET
by Migraine Chick
i was scared today
open water swim panic
but there was no need
Haiku # 41437, August 4, 2008 2:28 am ET
by disappointed in me
communication
what can you expect from nerds ?
lots of acronyms
Haiku # 41436, August 2, 2008 11:45 pm ET
by ash
delicious nature
a baby cow's death juices
dribbling down my chin
Haiku # 41435, August 2, 2008 8:44 pm ET
by sf
Nature sketches Winter
With Pen and Ink
Sharp and Clear and Fine

Nature draws Spring
In Pastel Chalk
Forsynthia against a Wall

Nature paints Summer
In slender Watercolors
Pure and Clear

Nature works Autumn
In fat,thick Oils
Brilliant,Twining, and Vining

Altogether- Nature's Paintbox
Haiku # 41434, August 2, 2008 7:27 pm ET
by Lynnie Johnson of New York City
moronic fissure
an imbecilic ravine
dimwitted crevice
Haiku # 41433, August 1, 2008 8:16 pm ET
by Lush
walking through stone land
chanced upon a long gone friend
discovered my death
Haiku # 41432, July 31, 2008 7:39 pm ET
by Darksky
the gods of thunder
lightning cracks a child jumps
this one is in VAIN
Haiku # 41431, July 31, 2008 3:08 pm ET
by checkin the playbill
sun baked paving stone,
a cat purrs invitingly -
the girls in short skirts
Haiku # 41430, July 31, 2008 1:07 pm ET
by elio
to temper oneself
clear mind wakes ancient soul
demons find no perch
Haiku # 41429, July 30, 2008 1:10 pm ET
by Technokoi of Venice Beach
to those who pay their
dues to the demons one word
the cost, life of fear
Haiku # 41428, July 28, 2008 4:10 pm ET
by bs
breathe in and breathe out
what the fuck was i thinking ?
breathe in and breathe out
Haiku # 41427, July 27, 2008 7:32 am ET
by ash
your perfume and taste
then memory of forms touch
whilst sleeping on floor
Haiku # 41426, July 24, 2008 6:56 pm ET
by Technokoi of Venice Beach
such an anecdote
threadbare inadequacy
my versions sweeter
Haiku # 41425, July 24, 2008 6:51 pm ET
by Technokoi of Venice Beach
chirping preening bird
beak to nape and a few shakes
love becomes anger
Haiku # 41424, July 23, 2008 2:59 pm ET
by bluesky
to bitches and whores
who gives a fuck what they:
well you know so BE
Haiku # 41423, July 21, 2008 5:43 pm ET
by pay it forward - why not
so til next time babe
say, always leave em laughing
til they say goodbye
Haiku # 41422, July 21, 2008 5:41 pm ET
by big bows and shit
welcome matt below
open, say hi or even
take me through hello...



Haiku # 41421, July 21, 2008 5:38 pm ET
by gave you my address
lick icing fingers
creamy whipped supreme frosting
soon I will throw up
Haiku # 41420, July 21, 2008 4:32 pm ET
by paying the price of sugar happiness
alone with your shirt
felix in the spin cycle
could not help myself
Haiku # 41419, July 21, 2008 12:18 pm ET
by kitten of Northern Maine
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