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Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
29 Years, 78 Days and 78054 Haiku later...
Soft beautiful Ducks
Survives in the freezing snow
But killed by Humans
Haiku # 41448 August 9, 2008 2:15 pm ET
by Shirley Smothers of ssmothers@satx.rr.com
don't forget to laugh
at the people you step on
as you climb higher
Haiku # 41447 August 9, 2008 5:32 am ET
by sf
whats a drone to do
luscious flowers everywhere
honey wrestling too
Haiku # 41446 August 7, 2008 8:41 pm ET
by Technokoi of Venice Beach
my life is mundane
and i hardly write haiku
where's the fun in that ?
Haiku # 41445 August 7, 2008 4:38 am ET
by ash of 778f0
these r bad poems
and drunken release, malaise
torrid surcease, haze.
Haiku # 41444 August 7, 2008 4:24 am ET
by Lush
christ in handbasket
evil in harbor, velour
a brand new jacket
Haiku # 41443 August 7, 2008 4:20 am ET
by Lush
horrid posts galore
morbid homos dig for gore
sing refuse and more
Haiku # 41442 August 7, 2008 4:18 am ET
by Lush
wretched poseurs stand
against perfidy and shame
find mistake and blame
Haiku # 41441 August 7, 2008 4:16 am ET
by Lush
Gone for way too long
On a journey to no where.
Home is not too bad.
Haiku # 41440 August 6, 2008 12:23 am ET
by Mean D. of SoCal
smiling bright green eyes
boring patrons surround us
this bar well tended
Haiku # 41439 August 5, 2008 12:38 pm ET
by Technokoi of Venice Beach
Zombies don't despair
They only wander around
bugs nesting in hair
Haiku # 41438 August 4, 2008 2:59 pm ET
by Migraine Chick
i was scared today
open water swim panic
but there was no need
Haiku # 41437 August 4, 2008 2:28 am ET
by disappointed in me
communication
what can you expect from nerds ?
lots of acronyms
Haiku # 41436 August 2, 2008 11:45 pm ET
by ash
delicious nature
a baby cow's death juices
dribbling down my chin
Haiku # 41435 August 2, 2008 8:44 pm ET
by sf
Nature sketches Winter
With Pen and Ink
Sharp and Clear and Fine

Nature draws Spring
In Pastel Chalk
Forsynthia against a Wall

Nature paints Summer
In slender Watercolors
Pure and Clear

Nature works Autumn
In fat,thick Oils
Brilliant,Twining, and Vining

Altogether- Nature's Paintbox
Haiku # 41434 August 2, 2008 7:27 pm ET
by Lynnie Johnson of New York City
moronic fissure
an imbecilic ravine
dimwitted crevice
Haiku # 41433 August 1, 2008 8:16 pm ET
by Lush
walking through stone land
chanced upon a long gone friend
discovered my death
Haiku # 41432 July 31, 2008 7:39 pm ET
by Darksky
the gods of thunder
lightning cracks a child jumps
this one is in VAIN
Haiku # 41431 July 31, 2008 3:08 pm ET
by checkin the playbill
sun baked paving stone,
a cat purrs invitingly -
the girls in short skirts
Haiku # 41430 July 31, 2008 1:07 pm ET
by elio
to temper oneself
clear mind wakes ancient soul
demons find no perch
Haiku # 41429 July 30, 2008 1:10 pm ET
by Technokoi of Venice Beach
to those who pay their
dues to the demons one word
the cost, life of fear
Haiku # 41428 July 28, 2008 4:10 pm ET
by bs
breathe in and breathe out
what the fuck was i thinking ?
breathe in and breathe out
Haiku # 41427 July 27, 2008 7:32 am ET
by ash
your perfume and taste
then memory of forms touch
whilst sleeping on floor
Haiku # 41426 July 24, 2008 6:56 pm ET
by Technokoi of Venice Beach
such an anecdote
threadbare inadequacy
my versions sweeter
Haiku # 41425 July 24, 2008 6:51 pm ET
by Technokoi of Venice Beach
chirping preening bird
beak to nape and a few shakes
love becomes anger
Haiku # 41424 July 23, 2008 2:59 pm ET
by bluesky
to bitches and whores
who gives a fuck what they:
well you know so BE
Haiku # 41423 July 21, 2008 5:43 pm ET
by pay it forward - why not
so til next time babe
say, always leave em laughing
til they say goodbye
Haiku # 41422 July 21, 2008 5:41 pm ET
by big bows and shit
welcome matt below
open, say hi or even
take me through hello...



Haiku # 41421 July 21, 2008 5:38 pm ET
by gave you my address
lick icing fingers
creamy whipped supreme frosting
soon I will throw up
Haiku # 41420 July 21, 2008 4:32 pm ET
by paying the price of sugar happiness
alone with your shirt
felix in the spin cycle
could not help myself
Haiku # 41419 July 21, 2008 12:18 pm ET
by kitten of Northern Maine
my husband at school
and at the rotary club
not unlike windmills
Haiku # 41418 July 21, 2008 11:50 am ET
by kitten of Northern Maine
my repetition
a browser error causes
my embarrassment
Haiku # 41417 July 21, 2008 11:43 am ET
by kitten of Northern Maine
red leaves falling down
spiraling in the cold sun
cause me to linger
Haiku # 41416 July 21, 2008 11:41 am ET
by kitten of Northern Maine
red leaves falling down
spiraling in the cold sun
cause me to linger
Haiku # 41415 July 21, 2008 11:34 am ET
by kitten of Northern Maine
what did you call me?
a stank whore-chasing scumbag
how long have you known?
Haiku # 41414 July 21, 2008 10:51 am ET
by kitten of Northern Maine
the question haunts you
what will you do when i die?
get a smelly dog
Haiku # 41413 July 21, 2008 10:47 am ET
by kitten of Northern Maine
why did i falter?
accept my apology
wet paint on your shirt
Haiku # 41412 July 21, 2008 10:41 am ET
by kitten of Northern Maine
i really lost it
picnic with strangers in rain
cold wet pakoras
Haiku # 41411 July 21, 2008 10:39 am ET
by kitten of Northern Maine
sf, i love you
you make me laugh til i pee
puddles on the floor
Haiku # 41410 July 21, 2008 10:34 am ET
by kitten of Northern Maine
why do you come here?
i like optional headlights
youve read the others.
Haiku # 41409 July 21, 2008 10:27 am ET
by kitten of Northern Maine
the sunlight broken
a single raindrop fallen
when will you return?
Haiku # 41408 July 21, 2008 10:24 am ET
by kitten of Northern Maine
filling the pages
why do you write such nonsense?
only you would know
Haiku # 41407 July 21, 2008 10:23 am ET
by kitten of Northern Maine
why did you tell me?
simply say it isn't so
i cannot do that
Haiku # 41406 July 21, 2008 10:20 am ET
by kitten of Northern Maine
whispering to you
does the sea know your secrets?
no, but the cows do.
Haiku # 41405 July 21, 2008 10:19 am ET
by kitten of Northern Maine
oh pucha kuttan
when will you catch the cloth mouse?
when my fear subsides
Haiku # 41404 July 21, 2008 10:15 am ET
by kitten of Northern Maine
i'll check the mail now
when will you return, my love?
when youre old and grey
Haiku # 41403 July 21, 2008 10:12 am ET
by kitten of Northern Maine
where do the cows go?
trampling off to the sea
why aren't they cleaner?
Haiku # 41402 July 21, 2008 10:08 am ET
by kitten of Northern Maine
when will you love me?
when the cows truly come home
...shoveling cow dung
Haiku # 41401 July 21, 2008 10:04 am ET
by kitten of northern maine
spelling horrid things
exhorting me, i'm unhinged
beneath door i dream
Haiku # 41400 July 19, 2008 2:34 am ET
by Lush
pubic hairs galore
upon tessellated tiles
an alphabet soup
Haiku # 41399 July 19, 2008 2:32 am ET
by Lush