Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
28 Years, 67 Days and 77465 Haiku later...

it's a wild world you
say, people paint pictures of
others, and that's their pics
Haiku # 41034, April 22, 2008 8:17 pm ET
by bs
some like it hot so
not really sure what to think
serve it to me cold
Haiku # 41033, April 22, 2008 2:44 pm ET
by ur such a bitch
you're just mad I know
never did you make it to
tootsie in the pop
Haiku # 41032, April 22, 2008 2:36 pm ET
by you r a puss eh
boy walks home at night,
someone shouts "gis your hat lad..."
steps coming closer...
Haiku # 41031, April 22, 2008 11:50 am ET
by elio
someone is like a
vampire enjoying the
taste of my dread fear....
Haiku # 41030, April 22, 2008 11:34 am ET
by bs of I know what that feels like
how to fit the words?
at least i abide with it
this is not good hai-
Haiku # 41029, April 22, 2008 11:29 am ET
by vince (-ku.)
i denied myself
those nine years of blissful light
to have your darkness
Haiku # 41028, April 22, 2008 10:23 am ET
by vince
i
Haiku # 41027, April 22, 2008 10:21 am ET
by vince
the average person
fears being extraordinary
sometimes...fear
Haiku # 41026, April 22, 2008 9:44 am ET
by bs of fear is a god osama cnn 1984 crap
faith versus fear one
man wants me to have faith in
his fear, and lose me
Haiku # 41025, April 22, 2008 9:42 am ET
by bs
looks like a lot of
folks take out madness on others
rather than keep it...
Haiku # 41024, April 22, 2008 9:41 am ET
by bs
well, I can't think of
anything to say because
some guy prayed for me
Haiku # 41023, April 22, 2008 9:39 am ET
by bs
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Haiku # 41022, April 22, 2008 6:59 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
curious ant,
pushes a domino...
which way will it fall
Haiku # 41021, April 22, 2008 6:39 am ET
by elio
i have framed copy
of that painting at the back
(see above logo)
Haiku # 41020, April 21, 2008 5:40 pm ET
by p.s. for reals! ^_^ -vince
A cacophany
From the coffins of zombies
Behold their clamor
Haiku # 41019, April 21, 2008 5:39 pm ET
by Lush
"Let my hair air dry,
Thereby getting more hairpie..."
Best couplet ever!
Haiku # 41018, April 21, 2008 5:37 pm ET
by Lush
hey, you are to me
a fascinating landscape.
what am I to you?
Haiku # 41017, April 21, 2008 1:55 pm ET
by vince, out of a silence fraught with pregnant meanings
life goes on despite
the emotions faced within
such strange unreal things
Haiku # 41016, April 21, 2008 12:43 pm ET
by bs
two glasses of wine
woke up to a sunny day
and I feel like shit
Haiku # 41015, April 21, 2008 10:51 am ET
by good day for a siesta
should I glue or nail
these floors take my breath away
I now know of nails
Haiku # 41014, April 21, 2008 10:47 am ET
by johnny and the pneumatic nail gun
who the hell wants to
blow up coyotes with a
state of dynamite

I tell you some folks
just need to learn to use a
.22 to do the job
Haiku # 41013, April 21, 2008 10:46 am ET
by black sheep
nippress your lips and
um, thank God for romantics
at least someone's glad
Haiku # 41012, April 21, 2008 10:44 am ET
by black sheep
big interview looms -
neurons ignite volition,
nervous twitch remains
Haiku # 41011, April 21, 2008 10:43 am ET
by elio
Mesmerizing eyes
Desire for your so soft lips
Drives me crazy

To feel you yielding
Stroke, lick, kiss and bite your hips
I long to taste you

To be one with you
For your soft lips I wait
You are my desire

I go willingly
Taking me places unknown
You so naughty girl

Happily. Eager
Accepting the unexplored
Bedtime adventure
Haiku # 41010, April 21, 2008 4:56 am ET
by Into the unknown Will
religion's a funny
thing but, how it's lived is a
sad joke on us all
Haiku # 41009, April 20, 2008 11:36 pm ET
by black sheep
if you cut me
do i not bleed
fry by the fireside
Haiku # 41008, April 20, 2008 11:02 pm ET
by xian
temptation,
my eager desire, for you
to come closer.
Haiku # 41007, April 20, 2008 3:02 pm ET
by Shama of Whateveropolis
love 'hello darling'
your long-unheard voice-caress,
love in my mailbox.
Haiku # 41006, April 20, 2008 10:33 am ET
by Dee Plee Fab of flowing river
surging energy
urging, bursting bud-breaking
green living passion
Haiku # 41005, April 20, 2008 10:18 am ET
by Dee Plee Fab in springtime
it's all about me
thinks the shallow egotist
deluding himself
Haiku # 41004, April 20, 2008 8:21 am ET
by ash
Deny our urges
It's not human, ask catholic
American Priests

Priests should be allowed
To live as Homosexuals
Leave children alone
Haiku # 41003, April 20, 2008 4:54 am ET
by God save us from religion
Long long legs, great breasts
French bought up in Spain
Bottom to die for
Haiku # 41002, April 20, 2008 4:44 am ET
by Shallow sexist pig
Dancing in Eden
Laughter, fun, style and rhythm
Costas for coffee
Haiku # 41001, April 19, 2008 12:04 pm ET
by Dancing Fool
beautiful stuff you
all wrote, I love it, that's my
critique, I think
Haiku # 41000, April 19, 2008 11:37 am ET
by black sheep
"what you doing today?"
"going the cinema..." "why?"
"...its dark inside"
Haiku # 40999, April 19, 2008 8:30 am ET
by elio
Eyes of vivid blue
eit's a brave man who looks deep
You may lose your soul

I'm compelled to look
Temptations abandonment
Spirit and body

For too brief a time
Pleasures on many levels
Uninhibited

All of our senses
Foretells bringing together
A meeting of minds

Share willing bodies
Share the safe haven of bed
Share the spring flowers

Worship the Goddess
Pleasures to give and receive
Self-denial spent

Captivating me
Wind swept and tanned all over
Dee Plee Fab is back

Haiku # 40998, April 19, 2008 6:29 am ET
by Openness Will
even tomorrow
it might still be yesterday
twenty-five years past
Haiku # 40997, April 18, 2008 8:49 pm ET
by ash
our paths split today
harsh opportunity cost
will miss you so much
Haiku # 40996, April 18, 2008 12:25 pm ET
by Technokoi of Venice Beach
Nordic phone calls
What do you look like
Berit Svenson?
Haiku # 40995, April 18, 2008 7:59 am ET
by Neilism of London
breath escapes red lip's,
drawn deep down the abyss -
breathed back to her slowly

Haiku # 40994, April 18, 2008 7:31 am ET
by elio
the old gate,
creaks open at dusk -
mornings journey begins
Haiku # 40993, April 18, 2008 6:48 am ET
by elio
a crust of bread
flys high in the air -
pigeon trys again
Haiku # 40992, April 18, 2008 6:47 am ET
by elio
cold wind blows -
empty can of bud
crosses the road
Haiku # 40991, April 18, 2008 6:43 am ET
by elio
shell coats raw desire
loose chemical bond tightens
highly reactive
Haiku # 40990, April 17, 2008 1:15 pm ET
by Technokoi of Venice Beach
Stud boy congrats sir
softly on sweet lips do tread
sleep overrated
Haiku # 40989, April 17, 2008 1:01 pm ET
by Technokoi of Venice Beach
a wild ride life is
like a roller coaster ups
downs, side trips and screams
Haiku # 40988, April 17, 2008 11:55 am ET
by bs
you ever notice that
some people try to use some
as their clay to carve...
Haiku # 40987, April 17, 2008 11:24 am ET
by bs of potholes, bloody potholes
I've lived my life in
a war of wills trying to
fight to express self...
Haiku # 40986, April 17, 2008 11:22 am ET
by bs
I notice a lot
attach themselves because they
become parasites...

sucking spirit, blood
and soul because something is
empty in the self
Haiku # 40985, April 17, 2008 11:22 am ET
by bs of I have been this person before
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