Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
28 Years, 66 Days and 77464 Haiku later...

should I glue or nail
these floors take my breath away
I now know of nails
Haiku # 41014, April 21, 2008 10:47 am ET
by johnny and the pneumatic nail gun
who the hell wants to
blow up coyotes with a
state of dynamite

I tell you some folks
just need to learn to use a
.22 to do the job
Haiku # 41013, April 21, 2008 10:46 am ET
by black sheep
nippress your lips and
um, thank God for romantics
at least someone's glad
Haiku # 41012, April 21, 2008 10:44 am ET
by black sheep
big interview looms -
neurons ignite volition,
nervous twitch remains
Haiku # 41011, April 21, 2008 10:43 am ET
by elio
Mesmerizing eyes
Desire for your so soft lips
Drives me crazy

To feel you yielding
Stroke, lick, kiss and bite your hips
I long to taste you

To be one with you
For your soft lips I wait
You are my desire

I go willingly
Taking me places unknown
You so naughty girl

Happily. Eager
Accepting the unexplored
Bedtime adventure
Haiku # 41010, April 21, 2008 4:56 am ET
by Into the unknown Will
religion's a funny
thing but, how it's lived is a
sad joke on us all
Haiku # 41009, April 20, 2008 11:36 pm ET
by black sheep
if you cut me
do i not bleed
fry by the fireside
Haiku # 41008, April 20, 2008 11:02 pm ET
by xian
temptation,
my eager desire, for you
to come closer.
Haiku # 41007, April 20, 2008 3:02 pm ET
by Shama of Whateveropolis
love 'hello darling'
your long-unheard voice-caress,
love in my mailbox.
Haiku # 41006, April 20, 2008 10:33 am ET
by Dee Plee Fab of flowing river
surging energy
urging, bursting bud-breaking
green living passion
Haiku # 41005, April 20, 2008 10:18 am ET
by Dee Plee Fab in springtime
it's all about me
thinks the shallow egotist
deluding himself
Haiku # 41004, April 20, 2008 8:21 am ET
by ash
Deny our urges
It's not human, ask catholic
American Priests

Priests should be allowed
To live as Homosexuals
Leave children alone
Haiku # 41003, April 20, 2008 4:54 am ET
by God save us from religion
Long long legs, great breasts
French bought up in Spain
Bottom to die for
Haiku # 41002, April 20, 2008 4:44 am ET
by Shallow sexist pig
Dancing in Eden
Laughter, fun, style and rhythm
Costas for coffee
Haiku # 41001, April 19, 2008 12:04 pm ET
by Dancing Fool
beautiful stuff you
all wrote, I love it, that's my
critique, I think
Haiku # 41000, April 19, 2008 11:37 am ET
by black sheep
"what you doing today?"
"going the cinema..." "why?"
"...its dark inside"
Haiku # 40999, April 19, 2008 8:30 am ET
by elio
Eyes of vivid blue
eit's a brave man who looks deep
You may lose your soul

I'm compelled to look
Temptations abandonment
Spirit and body

For too brief a time
Pleasures on many levels
Uninhibited

All of our senses
Foretells bringing together
A meeting of minds

Share willing bodies
Share the safe haven of bed
Share the spring flowers

Worship the Goddess
Pleasures to give and receive
Self-denial spent

Captivating me
Wind swept and tanned all over
Dee Plee Fab is back

Haiku # 40998, April 19, 2008 6:29 am ET
by Openness Will
even tomorrow
it might still be yesterday
twenty-five years past
Haiku # 40997, April 18, 2008 8:49 pm ET
by ash
our paths split today
harsh opportunity cost
will miss you so much
Haiku # 40996, April 18, 2008 12:25 pm ET
by Technokoi of Venice Beach
Nordic phone calls
What do you look like
Berit Svenson?
Haiku # 40995, April 18, 2008 7:59 am ET
by Neilism of London
breath escapes red lip's,
drawn deep down the abyss -
breathed back to her slowly

Haiku # 40994, April 18, 2008 7:31 am ET
by elio
the old gate,
creaks open at dusk -
mornings journey begins
Haiku # 40993, April 18, 2008 6:48 am ET
by elio
a crust of bread
flys high in the air -
pigeon trys again
Haiku # 40992, April 18, 2008 6:47 am ET
by elio
cold wind blows -
empty can of bud
crosses the road
Haiku # 40991, April 18, 2008 6:43 am ET
by elio
shell coats raw desire
loose chemical bond tightens
highly reactive
Haiku # 40990, April 17, 2008 1:15 pm ET
by Technokoi of Venice Beach
Stud boy congrats sir
softly on sweet lips do tread
sleep overrated
Haiku # 40989, April 17, 2008 1:01 pm ET
by Technokoi of Venice Beach
a wild ride life is
like a roller coaster ups
downs, side trips and screams
Haiku # 40988, April 17, 2008 11:55 am ET
by bs
you ever notice that
some people try to use some
as their clay to carve...
Haiku # 40987, April 17, 2008 11:24 am ET
by bs of potholes, bloody potholes
I've lived my life in
a war of wills trying to
fight to express self...
Haiku # 40986, April 17, 2008 11:22 am ET
by bs
I notice a lot
attach themselves because they
become parasites...

sucking spirit, blood
and soul because something is
empty in the self
Haiku # 40985, April 17, 2008 11:22 am ET
by bs of I have been this person before
and not in the ways
of tradition but in the
ways of these beats souls...
Haiku # 40984, April 17, 2008 11:05 am ET
by bs
I wish more guys on
wall street wrote more that way they
could see what they do...
Haiku # 40983, April 17, 2008 11:04 am ET
by bs
I drop to my hands
in deep shock at being uh
understood, for once...
Haiku # 40982, April 17, 2008 11:03 am ET
by bs
Self-expression helps
It exorcises demons
Locked deep within us

Haiku # 40981, April 17, 2008 8:21 am ET
by Use your time wisely of Consentrate on your feelings
we can now see why
You're numerous submissions
Grief drives you to it

Haiku # 40980, April 17, 2008 8:15 am ET
by Forgive my impatience of I was perhaps a little shallow
i miss my father
it's been seveteen nonths now
God rest his sweet soul
Haiku # 40979, April 16, 2008 2:52 pm ET
by ap
my guest kept me up
I'm dazed from lack of sleep
sweet kisses. Very.
Haiku # 40978, April 16, 2008 1:54 pm ET
by studboy of Venice, CA
our network goes down
like a diseased, furred lemming
lying on its back
Haiku # 40977, April 16, 2008 1:48 pm ET
by studboy of Venice,CA
menace
of silent words
of quiet words
Haiku # 40976, April 16, 2008 1:17 pm ET
by bs
standing by a shrub
arguing if it's a tree
or a shrub...godot
Haiku # 40975, April 16, 2008 1:16 pm ET
by bs of vladimir and estragon
alone
together
forever
Haiku # 40974, April 16, 2008 1:01 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
alone
together
forever
Haiku # 40973, April 16, 2008 1:01 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
do you understand
evil spirits? they are our
fruedian selves...sort of
Haiku # 40972, April 16, 2008 10:54 am ET
by bs of rebuke, rebuke...rebuke...
notice how there's a
reaction, but when it's gone
silence...come to it

it's spring already
Haiku # 40971, April 16, 2008 10:53 am ET
by bs
start submitting, not
bitching, HEALTHY competition
give us some ideas
Haiku # 40970, April 16, 2008 10:52 am ET
by bs
sometimes it's wise to
act the fool as to not know
what you're supposed to do

Haiku # 40969, April 16, 2008 10:52 am ET
by bs
rush limbaugh loves it
when "the liberals" bark and hoot
gives him a show hmm?
Haiku # 40968, April 16, 2008 10:50 am ET
by bs of if you want to submit your own
It's Bla! Bla! Black sheep
Have you any fool? Yes sir
Yes sir, three bags full
Haiku # 40967, April 16, 2008 4:33 am ET
by Give us a break!!!! of Stop submitting for a while!!!
indeed, this website
has it's purpose but sometimes
it's best to blow it off
Haiku # 40966, April 15, 2008 10:57 am ET
by bs
it's often the fact
the less i want something the
more people want me

Haiku # 40965, April 15, 2008 10:55 am ET
by bs
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