Bashō says something unhelpful
Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
29 Years, 55 Days and 78007 Haiku later...
I wish more guys on
wall street wrote more that way they
could see what they do...
Haiku # 40983 April 17, 2008 11:04 am ET
by bs
I drop to my hands
in deep shock at being uh
understood, for once...
Haiku # 40982 April 17, 2008 11:03 am ET
by bs
Self-expression helps
It exorcises demons
Locked deep within us

Haiku # 40981 April 17, 2008 8:21 am ET
by Use your time wisely of Consentrate on your feelings
we can now see why
You're numerous submissions
Grief drives you to it

Haiku # 40980 April 17, 2008 8:15 am ET
by Forgive my impatience of I was perhaps a little shallow
i miss my father
it's been seveteen nonths now
God rest his sweet soul
Haiku # 40979 April 16, 2008 2:52 pm ET
by ap
my guest kept me up
I'm dazed from lack of sleep
sweet kisses. Very.
Haiku # 40978 April 16, 2008 1:54 pm ET
by studboy of Venice, CA
our network goes down
like a diseased, furred lemming
lying on its back
Haiku # 40977 April 16, 2008 1:48 pm ET
by studboy of Venice,CA
menace
of silent words
of quiet words
Haiku # 40976 April 16, 2008 1:17 pm ET
by bs
standing by a shrub
arguing if it's a tree
or a shrub...godot
Haiku # 40975 April 16, 2008 1:16 pm ET
by bs of vladimir and estragon
alone
together
forever
Haiku # 40974 April 16, 2008 1:01 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
alone
together
forever
Haiku # 40973 April 16, 2008 1:01 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
do you understand
evil spirits? they are our
fruedian selves...sort of
Haiku # 40972 April 16, 2008 10:54 am ET
by bs of rebuke, rebuke...rebuke...
notice how there's a
reaction, but when it's gone
silence...come to it

it's spring already
Haiku # 40971 April 16, 2008 10:53 am ET
by bs
start submitting, not
bitching, HEALTHY competition
give us some ideas
Haiku # 40970 April 16, 2008 10:52 am ET
by bs
sometimes it's wise to
act the fool as to not know
what you're supposed to do

Haiku # 40969 April 16, 2008 10:52 am ET
by bs
rush limbaugh loves it
when "the liberals" bark and hoot
gives him a show hmm?
Haiku # 40968 April 16, 2008 10:50 am ET
by bs of if you want to submit your own
It's Bla! Bla! Black sheep
Have you any fool? Yes sir
Yes sir, three bags full
Haiku # 40967 April 16, 2008 4:33 am ET
by Give us a break!!!! of Stop submitting for a while!!!
indeed, this website
has it's purpose but sometimes
it's best to blow it off
Haiku # 40966 April 15, 2008 10:57 am ET
by bs
it's often the fact
the less i want something the
more people want me

Haiku # 40965 April 15, 2008 10:55 am ET
by bs
there's always an urge
animal or otherwise
to compete in man
Haiku # 40964 April 15, 2008 10:40 am ET
by bs
I find that I feel
compelled to answer critics
that's what they want I

imagine, and the
cycle is a circle of no
real concern or life
Haiku # 40963 April 15, 2008 10:36 am ET
by bs
the previous gen
is familiar to you
my son will say the same

about me
Haiku # 40962 April 15, 2008 10:30 am ET
by bs
then a new boat shows
picks us all up and then the
old boat sinks away...

(predicts response will be
"no it just picks me up...and you sink, compete, compete, compete...)

(shrugs, it's fallen man)
Haiku # 40961 April 15, 2008 10:29 am ET
by bs
the risk we take to
critique others bears the notion
I judge, I be judged
Haiku # 40960 April 15, 2008 10:27 am ET
by bs
Row row row your boat
Because it is sinking fast
And I cannot swim
Haiku # 40959 April 14, 2008 3:10 pm ET
by Anchovy P. Imbalances
Dull you say, we're dull?
Try reading your own Haiku's
So boring. That's dull!
Haiku # 40958 April 14, 2008 1:45 pm ET
by Previous generation of Not as dull as you
homecoming parade -
children line the streets with flags
troops bring back the slaves
Haiku # 40957 April 14, 2008 11:56 am ET
by elio
the clear blue sky,
crossed by heavy plane - slowly,
smog trails behind
Haiku # 40956 April 14, 2008 11:25 am ET
by elio of mistakenville
molten laver rises
up to earths heavy crust -
young man ploughs the land
Haiku # 40955 April 14, 2008 11:14 am ET
by elio
the clear blue sky,
crossed slowly by heavy plane -
smog trails behind
Haiku # 40954 April 14, 2008 10:35 am ET
by elio
down the darkened lane
lit by the judging posts
wildlife lingers
Haiku # 40953 April 14, 2008 10:32 am ET
by phil of wirral
expectation falls
as the rain washes today
down a thirsty drain
Haiku # 40952 April 14, 2008 10:26 am ET
by phil of wirral
good night sweet prints and
put thy self in the photo
holder, to fade out
Haiku # 40951 April 13, 2008 8:30 pm ET
by bs
why the hell is the
previous generation
so god damn dull
Haiku # 40950 April 13, 2008 8:26 pm ET
by bs
two preety birds,
tweeting through the night -
about a land of ice
Haiku # 40949 April 13, 2008 1:39 am ET
by elio
Bored, with everything
won't you end all this boredom?
then I think... guess not
Haiku # 40948 April 12, 2008 2:12 pm ET
by func of Stockholm
I'm on a roll and
need cheese and a bun to stop
this burgers for you
Haiku # 40947 April 12, 2008 10:55 am ET
by bs of one way to eat steak tartar
if people worry
about work, neighbors, home, life, peace
this world chokes me out...
Haiku # 40946 April 12, 2008 10:54 am ET
by bs of xtian cynicism
what is it that in
anger, I accused
canada of marx...

it was about big J
and then Americans are the
bottom of the you

know, popularity
contest in the news then
but does calling folks

either liberal scum
or knuckle dragging bubbas
solve anything...
Haiku # 40945 April 12, 2008 10:52 am ET
by bs of it was really bothering me
the shocking or the
kinds of people who end up
on the judge judy

suing people over
spilled coffee, sigh, snort, grunt
why do useless, live?
Haiku # 40944 April 12, 2008 10:48 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
I can't stop sometimes
with the mountains of haiku
like celestial....
Haiku # 40943 April 12, 2008 10:46 am ET
by bs of woah man
always someone more
shocking than the next till "gasp!"
he's moral, oh shit...
Haiku # 40942 April 12, 2008 10:42 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
the internet is
a tower of babel of
information things...
Haiku # 40941 April 12, 2008 10:41 am ET
by bs
some people do nothing
some people do everything
some folks smoke pot
Haiku # 40940 April 12, 2008 10:39 am ET
by bs of commentary on work ethics
I want to kick to
wake people up from their work
work work work work work

routines are comfort
like this one is to me and
denies should bes...
Haiku # 40939 April 12, 2008 10:38 am ET
by bs of routine roulette
destroy my syntax
with a sad format error
the shame of it all
Haiku # 40938 April 12, 2008 7:55 am ET
by ash
it's feast and famine
some are worse some are better they're all bad haiku
Haiku # 40937 April 12, 2008 7:53 am ET
by ash
what's faster than that??
presto and shazam degree
it's prestissimo
Haiku # 40936 April 12, 2008 2:57 am ET
by dontch know
from a hand, from place
contribution to a trick
ante up muffin
Haiku # 40935 April 12, 2008 2:55 am ET
by watcha holdin
Oh my great zeugma
come to me, my mind and home
yoking bonding love
Haiku # 40934 April 12, 2008 2:52 am ET
by I love u zeugma
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