Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
28 Years, 67 Days and 77465 Haiku later...

Long long legs, great breasts
French bought up in Spain
Bottom to die for
Haiku # 41002, April 20, 2008 4:44 am ET
by Shallow sexist pig
Dancing in Eden
Laughter, fun, style and rhythm
Costas for coffee
Haiku # 41001, April 19, 2008 12:04 pm ET
by Dancing Fool
beautiful stuff you
all wrote, I love it, that's my
critique, I think
Haiku # 41000, April 19, 2008 11:37 am ET
by black sheep
"what you doing today?"
"going the cinema..." "why?"
"...its dark inside"
Haiku # 40999, April 19, 2008 8:30 am ET
by elio
Eyes of vivid blue
eit's a brave man who looks deep
You may lose your soul

I'm compelled to look
Temptations abandonment
Spirit and body

For too brief a time
Pleasures on many levels
Uninhibited

All of our senses
Foretells bringing together
A meeting of minds

Share willing bodies
Share the safe haven of bed
Share the spring flowers

Worship the Goddess
Pleasures to give and receive
Self-denial spent

Captivating me
Wind swept and tanned all over
Dee Plee Fab is back

Haiku # 40998, April 19, 2008 6:29 am ET
by Openness Will
even tomorrow
it might still be yesterday
twenty-five years past
Haiku # 40997, April 18, 2008 8:49 pm ET
by ash
our paths split today
harsh opportunity cost
will miss you so much
Haiku # 40996, April 18, 2008 12:25 pm ET
by Technokoi of Venice Beach
Nordic phone calls
What do you look like
Berit Svenson?
Haiku # 40995, April 18, 2008 7:59 am ET
by Neilism of London
breath escapes red lip's,
drawn deep down the abyss -
breathed back to her slowly

Haiku # 40994, April 18, 2008 7:31 am ET
by elio
the old gate,
creaks open at dusk -
mornings journey begins
Haiku # 40993, April 18, 2008 6:48 am ET
by elio
a crust of bread
flys high in the air -
pigeon trys again
Haiku # 40992, April 18, 2008 6:47 am ET
by elio
cold wind blows -
empty can of bud
crosses the road
Haiku # 40991, April 18, 2008 6:43 am ET
by elio
shell coats raw desire
loose chemical bond tightens
highly reactive
Haiku # 40990, April 17, 2008 1:15 pm ET
by Technokoi of Venice Beach
Stud boy congrats sir
softly on sweet lips do tread
sleep overrated
Haiku # 40989, April 17, 2008 1:01 pm ET
by Technokoi of Venice Beach
a wild ride life is
like a roller coaster ups
downs, side trips and screams
Haiku # 40988, April 17, 2008 11:55 am ET
by bs
you ever notice that
some people try to use some
as their clay to carve...
Haiku # 40987, April 17, 2008 11:24 am ET
by bs of potholes, bloody potholes
I've lived my life in
a war of wills trying to
fight to express self...
Haiku # 40986, April 17, 2008 11:22 am ET
by bs
I notice a lot
attach themselves because they
become parasites...

sucking spirit, blood
and soul because something is
empty in the self
Haiku # 40985, April 17, 2008 11:22 am ET
by bs of I have been this person before
and not in the ways
of tradition but in the
ways of these beats souls...
Haiku # 40984, April 17, 2008 11:05 am ET
by bs
I wish more guys on
wall street wrote more that way they
could see what they do...
Haiku # 40983, April 17, 2008 11:04 am ET
by bs
I drop to my hands
in deep shock at being uh
understood, for once...
Haiku # 40982, April 17, 2008 11:03 am ET
by bs
Self-expression helps
It exorcises demons
Locked deep within us

Haiku # 40981, April 17, 2008 8:21 am ET
by Use your time wisely of Consentrate on your feelings
we can now see why
You're numerous submissions
Grief drives you to it

Haiku # 40980, April 17, 2008 8:15 am ET
by Forgive my impatience of I was perhaps a little shallow
i miss my father
it's been seveteen nonths now
God rest his sweet soul
Haiku # 40979, April 16, 2008 2:52 pm ET
by ap
my guest kept me up
I'm dazed from lack of sleep
sweet kisses. Very.
Haiku # 40978, April 16, 2008 1:54 pm ET
by studboy of Venice, CA
our network goes down
like a diseased, furred lemming
lying on its back
Haiku # 40977, April 16, 2008 1:48 pm ET
by studboy of Venice,CA
menace
of silent words
of quiet words
Haiku # 40976, April 16, 2008 1:17 pm ET
by bs
standing by a shrub
arguing if it's a tree
or a shrub...godot
Haiku # 40975, April 16, 2008 1:16 pm ET
by bs of vladimir and estragon
alone
together
forever
Haiku # 40974, April 16, 2008 1:01 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
alone
together
forever
Haiku # 40973, April 16, 2008 1:01 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
do you understand
evil spirits? they are our
fruedian selves...sort of
Haiku # 40972, April 16, 2008 10:54 am ET
by bs of rebuke, rebuke...rebuke...
notice how there's a
reaction, but when it's gone
silence...come to it

it's spring already
Haiku # 40971, April 16, 2008 10:53 am ET
by bs
start submitting, not
bitching, HEALTHY competition
give us some ideas
Haiku # 40970, April 16, 2008 10:52 am ET
by bs
sometimes it's wise to
act the fool as to not know
what you're supposed to do

Haiku # 40969, April 16, 2008 10:52 am ET
by bs
rush limbaugh loves it
when "the liberals" bark and hoot
gives him a show hmm?
Haiku # 40968, April 16, 2008 10:50 am ET
by bs of if you want to submit your own
It's Bla! Bla! Black sheep
Have you any fool? Yes sir
Yes sir, three bags full
Haiku # 40967, April 16, 2008 4:33 am ET
by Give us a break!!!! of Stop submitting for a while!!!
indeed, this website
has it's purpose but sometimes
it's best to blow it off
Haiku # 40966, April 15, 2008 10:57 am ET
by bs
it's often the fact
the less i want something the
more people want me

Haiku # 40965, April 15, 2008 10:55 am ET
by bs
there's always an urge
animal or otherwise
to compete in man
Haiku # 40964, April 15, 2008 10:40 am ET
by bs
I find that I feel
compelled to answer critics
that's what they want I

imagine, and the
cycle is a circle of no
real concern or life
Haiku # 40963, April 15, 2008 10:36 am ET
by bs
the previous gen
is familiar to you
my son will say the same

about me
Haiku # 40962, April 15, 2008 10:30 am ET
by bs
then a new boat shows
picks us all up and then the
old boat sinks away...

(predicts response will be
"no it just picks me up...and you sink, compete, compete, compete...)

(shrugs, it's fallen man)
Haiku # 40961, April 15, 2008 10:29 am ET
by bs
the risk we take to
critique others bears the notion
I judge, I be judged
Haiku # 40960, April 15, 2008 10:27 am ET
by bs
Row row row your boat
Because it is sinking fast
And I cannot swim
Haiku # 40959, April 14, 2008 3:10 pm ET
by Anchovy P. Imbalances
Dull you say, we're dull?
Try reading your own Haiku's
So boring. That's dull!
Haiku # 40958, April 14, 2008 1:45 pm ET
by Previous generation of Not as dull as you
homecoming parade -
children line the streets with flags
troops bring back the slaves
Haiku # 40957, April 14, 2008 11:56 am ET
by elio
the clear blue sky,
crossed by heavy plane - slowly,
smog trails behind
Haiku # 40956, April 14, 2008 11:25 am ET
by elio of mistakenville
molten laver rises
up to earths heavy crust -
young man ploughs the land
Haiku # 40955, April 14, 2008 11:14 am ET
by elio
the clear blue sky,
crossed slowly by heavy plane -
smog trails behind
Haiku # 40954, April 14, 2008 10:35 am ET
by elio
down the darkened lane
lit by the judging posts
wildlife lingers
Haiku # 40953, April 14, 2008 10:32 am ET
by phil of wirral
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