Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
28 Years, 60 Days and 77457 Haiku later...

the grass grows taller
symbollically underground
empiricism
Haiku # 38804, May 4, 2007 12:41 pm ET
by worms
hep hep and hooray!
after 10 long years of shit
finally a breakthrough!
Haiku # 38803, May 4, 2007 12:39 pm ET
by Janis
wish i was a boy
but then i wouldn't be me
and then I'de be gay
Haiku # 38802, May 4, 2007 12:35 pm ET
by accpetance easier
i can feel the blow
of the shepard's staff and will
need asprin quite soon
Haiku # 38801, May 4, 2007 12:33 pm ET
by Mos Eisley
what if something sucks
but someone likes it (plan 9)
and can't look away...
Haiku # 38800, May 4, 2007 12:32 pm ET
by Mos Eisley
submit disbelief
many are gone from this world
life keeps charging...on...
Haiku # 38799, May 4, 2007 12:31 pm ET
by Mos Eisley
it is a steer art
resting upon king power
with a shepard's hook
Haiku # 38798, May 4, 2007 12:29 pm ET
by he is guiding
bad is this haiku
no one will read my haiku
because it all stinks
Haiku # 38797, May 4, 2007 12:29 pm ET
by Shirley Smothers
by jove i think he's
got it, gee willikers odd's
gods, five seven five
Haiku # 38796, May 4, 2007 12:22 pm ET
by Mos Eisley
I'd like to stop but
Bukowski said he could not
this is a sickness
Haiku # 38795, May 4, 2007 12:20 pm ET
by Mos Eisley
I feel better when
I am kind and don't react
like I lose something
Haiku # 38794, May 4, 2007 12:19 pm ET
by Mos Eisley
haiku is not that
easy, distilled message to
make a simple point
Haiku # 38793, May 4, 2007 12:18 pm ET
by Mos Eisley
I'm just as lax for
words but something just comes out
better here to think
Haiku # 38792, May 4, 2007 12:17 pm ET
by Mos Eisley of clears the mind, heals the if i had a soul
it's a fact of life
somehow it all exists in
your mind, happiness
Haiku # 38791, May 4, 2007 12:16 pm ET
by Mos Eisley
No worries my friend
For I know not what i speak
Spatula of Death
Haiku # 38790, May 4, 2007 12:16 pm ET
by Janis
in words perhaps both
feelings and reason alone
are handicapped too...
Haiku # 38789, May 4, 2007 12:15 pm ET
by Mos Eisley
solid in the towers
of ivory but after vatican II
even that world changed

John XXIII
Haiku # 38788, May 4, 2007 12:14 pm ET
by Mos Eisley
Curmudgeonliness
discombobulated and
Inconsequential
Haiku # 38787, May 4, 2007 12:14 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
beasts in a cafe
on display, espresso deals
alien creatures sit
Haiku # 38786, May 4, 2007 12:13 pm ET
by Mos Eisley
when the urge comes to
intimidate and smite who can
contain the damned id?
Haiku # 38785, May 4, 2007 12:12 pm ET
by Mos Eisley
the night of the long
knives cost the lives of hitler's
foes their opinions
Haiku # 38784, May 4, 2007 12:11 pm ET
by Mos
it was just this once
whence a feeling overcomes
a big I'm sorry :(
Haiku # 38783, May 4, 2007 12:09 pm ET
by GAh so sorry
And with that i wish
you a hearty "fuck you too"
Smite with all my might
Haiku # 38782, May 4, 2007 12:06 pm ET
by Janis
the search remains futile
the question remains the same
the dance stays inside
the heart's odor undetected
strings become short winded
asphyxiating with blood like water
as the grave closes over
valleys of the shadow
pay debt to mother's nature
she then stares from beyond
the master's bus station

Haiku # 38781, May 4, 2007 11:53 am ET
by just this once...
what the fuck is wrong
with all you goddamned poets
one stanza only
Haiku # 38780, May 4, 2007 11:29 am ET
by Janis
I feel i want a
soul to have a guiding light
to know she's not in

this world alone but she
knows I accept her as she is
all are Devo
Haiku # 38779, May 4, 2007 10:39 am ET
by Mox
I do see myself
tempted to jump, voices say
give up...but I can't

some other voice says
outside the chatter of man
you must wait and stay

to second guess this
life of mine and I can't yours
so much social noise

some retreat to be
forgotten to heal, to see
and repent of noise
Haiku # 38778, May 4, 2007 10:37 am ET
by Mox
I feel I want to
die sometimes because I am
haunted, uncleansed but

the work must be done
and more within than without
others have their own

the resentment of
childish outbursts, to seek friends
from enemies? self

interest has to
play a part on their behalf
otherwise, no go
Haiku # 38777, May 4, 2007 10:35 am ET
by Mox
so we slow down to
see what we are doing to
self and others, to see

the blue sky at last
the clear moon, the whole silly
simple things missed out

the glory of this art
creation, so cheesy but
expressed and vital
Haiku # 38776, May 4, 2007 10:32 am ET
by Mox
faster when u fall
hauntings, majestic ruins
careful of wishes
Haiku # 38775, May 4, 2007 8:44 am ET
by live by the bullet
if she lived I'm sure
the twixt of two candle wicks
would factor this time
Haiku # 38774, May 4, 2007 8:42 am ET
by pieces of heart and soul
a naked janis joplin
is posted on my wall
I wish she lived

she lived too quickly
she died too soon, through choices
made on a quick whim
Haiku # 38773, May 4, 2007 7:25 am ET
by Mox
there are a lot of
good poets on here and my
aesthetic is shall

we say, a bit too
well, hypo-critical and
too self centered, too...
Haiku # 38772, May 4, 2007 7:23 am ET
by Mox
who are these rude girls
these maidens who hold our hearts
to mould as if clay
Haiku # 38771, May 4, 2007 7:16 am ET
by Mox
I am terrified
by the changes being made
in my own life, and

terrified by what
might happen, to just learn to
live in "now" is new
Haiku # 38770, May 4, 2007 7:15 am ET
by Mox of much ado about what might be
it's in a name but
in a face too, the sides of
the human spirit

jeckyll and hyde call
the angel and devil on
human shoulders says

turn these stones to bread
or don't do that thing that we
cannot live by bread alone

(went over 575 again)

(and William Nipress is CIVIL, not gay)
Haiku # 38769, May 4, 2007 7:12 am ET
by Mox
Read your submission
Thought it boring and childish
Written in my name
*
Tried to insult me?
Please feel free to try again
You did not succeed
Haiku # 38768, May 4, 2007 5:36 am ET
by William NIppress of laughing at you
up to the heavens
on a life stairway we climb
and down and up and
Haiku # 38766, May 3, 2007 10:09 pm ET
by dont i know it
award of excellence
for my science fair kindie
i'm so very proud
Haiku # 38765, May 3, 2007 10:06 pm ET
by he has a girlfriend too
up and down the stairs
the stairs I go up and down
my up and down life
Haiku # 38764, May 3, 2007 9:09 pm ET
by Shirley Smothers
up and down she goes
and in her hand she holds this.
damn dirty mind boys
Haiku # 38763, May 3, 2007 6:12 pm ET
by she wants me..
Moldy flowers rest
Chickenshit endocrine mess
I am bored to death
Haiku # 38762, May 3, 2007 3:26 pm ET
by LauraTheLouse of right here dummy
why is the sky blue
well son, the light from the sun
bounces off air parts

and reflects the blue
tints back at our eyes from the
sun itself, thus QED........
Haiku # 38761, May 3, 2007 9:52 am ET
by Mox
I wonder what its like
to be Amish and live in that
self contained world there
Haiku # 38760, May 3, 2007 9:50 am ET
by Mox
I have no doubt that
These therapeutic Ramblings
Which we skip over
*
Are doing him good
Boring as hell going nowhere
Do we read them
Haiku # 38758, May 3, 2007 8:44 am ET
by Write in 17 words
flame me till i roast
hose down my tormented soul
the world stays the same
Haiku # 38757, May 3, 2007 8:15 am ET
by ash
cockroaches are strong
keys in their little bodies
wonder of their souls
Haiku # 38756, May 3, 2007 2:45 am ET
by lights out
DId u count that on~5
your fingers Or did you take~7
off your shoes and count~5
;)
Haiku # 38755, May 3, 2007 2:35 am ET
by peterpiperpickedapeckofpickeledpeppers
this ache is too strong
melody is my affair
nothing else except
Haiku # 38754, May 3, 2007 2:21 am ET
by 2 wonders
like real perception
the viewer's eye is his own
and it's his/her truth

Haiku # 38753, May 3, 2007 2:18 am ET
by is it reality though
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