Bashō says something unhelpful
Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
29 Years, 81 Days and 78057 Haiku later...
living is complex
one thing after another
dying is simple
Haiku # 37618 October 30, 2006 11:01 pm ET
by ash
once your satisfied
everything else seems mundane
like taking a piss
Haiku # 37617 October 30, 2006 6:57 pm ET
by rah hahahah.mmmmmm
it's a bit stressy
but it's nice to get to bed
early in a way
Haiku # 37616 October 30, 2006 6:11 pm ET
by Moxie
the clock on the wall
is one hour slow. damn you
daylight savings time.
Haiku # 37615 October 30, 2006 1:46 pm ET
by Crimson Mind of Phoenix, AZ
remember words are a virus
and like moods, they're catching
Haiku # 37614 October 30, 2006 11:43 am ET
by Moxie
others letting a
bit of light shine and the clouds
break up in moments
Haiku # 37613 October 30, 2006 11:30 am ET
by Moxie
Loves lost emotions
Devotion, care, and longing
Giving sacrifice
Haiku # 37612 October 30, 2006 10:43 am ET
by William Nippress
Walking solitude
Breeze blown clouds cross the moon
Moonlit Birds fly by
&
Hot breath floats on wind
Caught on autumns mournful call
Cold clear night whispers
&
Summer is no more
Prepare for winter goddess
Crowned ice diadem
&
She who sports the crown
Deep unfeeling coal black eyes
Comes nigh unbidden
Haiku # 37611 October 30, 2006 10:34 am ET
by William Nippress
A sign of welcome?
Its all gone wrong hasn
Haiku # 37610 October 30, 2006 7:38 am ET
by William Nippress
yoghurt and fresh fruit
madly overclocked athlon
and then there's moxie
Haiku # 37609 October 30, 2006 6:52 am ET
by ash
india.arie
hey, holds up the metal
sign to her m.
Haiku # 37608 October 29, 2006 9:37 pm ET
by Mox
when the skin decays
from a brother or our kind
we are all bleached bones

u can't answer KKK talk
witn an intelligent answer
might as well expect
rush limbaugh to come out
of the closet as a bisexual
crossdresser who is sexually
attracted to micheal j. fox
before his parkinson's disease
which explains his lack of empathy and my thinking
rush is getting senile to lower
himself to that
Haiku # 37606 October 29, 2006 9:28 pm ET
by Mox
http://www.languageisavirus.com/

I just left a link in case someone
wanted to play around with the concept of language
as this too as a website is an on going work in progress

there's the bends from deep
sea diving coming up fast
from the depths of her

to the depths of mind
not coming up soon enough
for mental fresh air
Haiku # 37604 October 29, 2006 9:00 pm ET
by Moxie
I liked that one "spiral down"

there's a feeling of
intense strings pulled, to fill time
to sell news by fear

some call it the liberal
media, others
call it corporate

the note is the same
panic on the dance floor and
short attention spans

as our systems build
for the absorbing of info
cyborg mankind

books to mp3
data in our minds, and ads
maybe our minds, thieves

becoming us as we
hook our identities
to this little beast

we call home enter
entangled our world wide
web of time and space
Haiku # 37603 October 29, 2006 8:40 pm ET
by Mox
Pushed and pulled about
Others seek to control me
My life
Haiku # 37602 October 29, 2006 3:27 pm ET
by Spiraling down
pianos are one
tori amos, trent reznor
you play well, key in
Haiku # 37601 October 29, 2006 1:08 pm ET
by Mox
spinning still living
loving the sound that drives me
my god I'm happy
Haiku # 37600 October 29, 2006 9:38 am ET
by good god.. SWEET
Turning on my axis
I
Haiku # 37599 October 29, 2006 6:28 am ET
by William Nippress
My name is Kendell
I love to play the piano
its fun or enjoying
Haiku # 37598 October 28, 2006 2:54 pm ET
by Chris Divinity
wish I had a "neg-"
"gress" but beauty and taboo
over skin color

what whaT?
Haiku # 37597 October 28, 2006 1:58 pm ET
by Mox
The Negress Always
Called Him Natty Bumppo. found
When He Laughed.thank you
Haiku # 37596 October 28, 2006 1:00 pm ET
by 1*2*3*4*5 of e66f2
I can say in less
words, what I mean come out
and just say it all
Haiku # 37595 October 28, 2006 11:43 am ET
by Moxie
I disagree with
clarity as too much "peace"
is akin to castration

in the male sense
of expression of male
emotions and nature
Haiku # 37593 October 28, 2006 11:33 am ET
by Moxie
from one to know all
a second self greatest to least
no mince the matter
Haiku # 37592 October 28, 2006 11:15 am ET
by Foxkit
lucid and concise
quaint pre-post modern concepts
or not. Whatever
Haiku # 37591 October 28, 2006 10:21 am ET
by Brady of Toronto
mixing messages,
like drinks, blurs reality;
sober words clear sense.
Haiku # 37590 October 28, 2006 9:55 am ET
by Clarity
overclock i must
more of a nerd than ever
je suis
Haiku # 37589 October 28, 2006 8:53 am ET
by ash
reverse Turing test
jcaptcha gnirut routine
traps robot poets
Haiku # 37588 October 28, 2006 8:52 am ET
by Brady of Toronto
Living in Paris
is a sine qua non of
Loving in Paris
Haiku # 37587 October 28, 2006 8:48 am ET
by Brady of Toronto
Extracting movement
Taking the beauty from music
Turned into magic
Haiku # 37586 October 28, 2006 8:19 am ET
by Dancing fool
follower I see
not so much a leader be
get out of the way
Haiku # 37585 October 28, 2006 12:31 am ET
by inspire me I dare u
Haiku sucks....
Haiku # 37584 October 27, 2006 11:04 pm ET
by Captain Monterey Jack
Site for bad haiku
Is not for your rants, nimrod
Don't kill my buzz please.
Haiku # 37583 October 27, 2006 10:20 pm ET
by haiku fan
we need more ammo
the heathens advance closer
fix bayonets, men!
Haiku # 37582 October 27, 2006 8:04 pm ET
by bizzlesnach
tickle me elmo
right here inside my zipper
I would bone Oprah
Haiku # 37581 October 27, 2006 7:56 pm ET
by Bizzlesnach
my wet love carrot
your jiggling bags of milk
it's like an earthquake
Haiku # 37580 October 27, 2006 7:53 pm ET
by bizzlesnach
those chinese lanterns,
dangling on the cities' streets,
light up the cold nights.
Haiku # 37579 October 27, 2006 4:22 pm ET
by tri tran of usa
if its not about..
then you can finish this no doubt
your wisdom ..odium..

u can't touch this ..uh
jump up and down really
fast
it.. like you know me
Haiku # 37578 October 27, 2006 4:01 pm ET
by fluffy feather hammer fall
my pants are falling
and I am smoking black tar
Long's Peak here I come!!

suck joy love toy gift
bad haiku and poetic
gimme a fantasy

I'll throw a snowball
the sunny delight of day
this brings me cheer
Haiku # 37577 October 27, 2006 3:55 pm ET
by geeky gigue of middle aged boredom
anger and pleasure
my worst enemy within
to peace..hold control
Haiku # 37576 October 27, 2006 11:54 am ET
by nomenclature
Head up my own arse
Confounded ego
Haiku # 37575 October 27, 2006 4:12 am ET
by Lost and alone
Shared sexual desire
Life is many things but dull
Without her too long
*
Excitement intrigue
Talk and glances, but turned down
Coffee with an ex
Haiku # 37574 October 27, 2006 4:02 am ET
by Life is never straightforward
be in the wrong box?
the saddle's on the wrong horse?
cutting one's own throat
Haiku # 37573 October 26, 2006 1:41 pm ET
by oopsey I see.. gigue
Pluto of Underworld
must have been really pissed off
when they took his rock
Haiku # 37572 October 26, 2006 1:33 pm ET
by gigue
If Phlegethon iced
then the abode of the dead
would require skates
Haiku # 37571 October 26, 2006 1:30 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
deleting bookmarks,
i rediscovered this page.
i am whole again.
Haiku # 37570 October 26, 2006 8:45 am ET
by orion of cincinnati
Caught up we all flow
Cobwebs of consensus billow
We all catch the wind
Haiku # 37569 October 26, 2006 5:57 am ET
by William Nippress
my last poem stank
of possible bigotry.
phobic i am not.
Haiku # 37568 October 26, 2006 12:21 am ET
by orion of cincinnati
Alexander reigned,
in a time before NAMBLA.
Homosexual?
Haiku # 37567 October 26, 2006 12:16 am ET
by orion of cincinnnati
the pickle mocks me,
alone in the jar, it jeers...
ninja cucumber.
Haiku # 37566 October 25, 2006 4:34 pm ET
by orion of cincinnati