Bashō says something unhelpful
Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
29 Years, 81 Days and 78057 Haiku later...
Living in Paris
is a sine qua non of
Loving in Paris
Haiku # 37587 October 28, 2006 8:48 am ET
by Brady of Toronto
Extracting movement
Taking the beauty from music
Turned into magic
Haiku # 37586 October 28, 2006 8:19 am ET
by Dancing fool
follower I see
not so much a leader be
get out of the way
Haiku # 37585 October 28, 2006 12:31 am ET
by inspire me I dare u
Haiku sucks....
Haiku # 37584 October 27, 2006 11:04 pm ET
by Captain Monterey Jack
Site for bad haiku
Is not for your rants, nimrod
Don't kill my buzz please.
Haiku # 37583 October 27, 2006 10:20 pm ET
by haiku fan
we need more ammo
the heathens advance closer
fix bayonets, men!
Haiku # 37582 October 27, 2006 8:04 pm ET
by bizzlesnach
tickle me elmo
right here inside my zipper
I would bone Oprah
Haiku # 37581 October 27, 2006 7:56 pm ET
by Bizzlesnach
my wet love carrot
your jiggling bags of milk
it's like an earthquake
Haiku # 37580 October 27, 2006 7:53 pm ET
by bizzlesnach
those chinese lanterns,
dangling on the cities' streets,
light up the cold nights.
Haiku # 37579 October 27, 2006 4:22 pm ET
by tri tran of usa
if its not about..
then you can finish this no doubt
your wisdom ..odium..

u can't touch this ..uh
jump up and down really
fast
it.. like you know me
Haiku # 37578 October 27, 2006 4:01 pm ET
by fluffy feather hammer fall
my pants are falling
and I am smoking black tar
Long's Peak here I come!!

suck joy love toy gift
bad haiku and poetic
gimme a fantasy

I'll throw a snowball
the sunny delight of day
this brings me cheer
Haiku # 37577 October 27, 2006 3:55 pm ET
by geeky gigue of middle aged boredom
anger and pleasure
my worst enemy within
to peace..hold control
Haiku # 37576 October 27, 2006 11:54 am ET
by nomenclature
Head up my own arse
Confounded ego
Haiku # 37575 October 27, 2006 4:12 am ET
by Lost and alone
Shared sexual desire
Life is many things but dull
Without her too long
*
Excitement intrigue
Talk and glances, but turned down
Coffee with an ex
Haiku # 37574 October 27, 2006 4:02 am ET
by Life is never straightforward
be in the wrong box?
the saddle's on the wrong horse?
cutting one's own throat
Haiku # 37573 October 26, 2006 1:41 pm ET
by oopsey I see.. gigue
Pluto of Underworld
must have been really pissed off
when they took his rock
Haiku # 37572 October 26, 2006 1:33 pm ET
by gigue
If Phlegethon iced
then the abode of the dead
would require skates
Haiku # 37571 October 26, 2006 1:30 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
deleting bookmarks,
i rediscovered this page.
i am whole again.
Haiku # 37570 October 26, 2006 8:45 am ET
by orion of cincinnati
Caught up we all flow
Cobwebs of consensus billow
We all catch the wind
Haiku # 37569 October 26, 2006 5:57 am ET
by William Nippress
my last poem stank
of possible bigotry.
phobic i am not.
Haiku # 37568 October 26, 2006 12:21 am ET
by orion of cincinnati
Alexander reigned,
in a time before NAMBLA.
Homosexual?
Haiku # 37567 October 26, 2006 12:16 am ET
by orion of cincinnnati
the pickle mocks me,
alone in the jar, it jeers...
ninja cucumber.
Haiku # 37566 October 25, 2006 4:34 pm ET
by orion of cincinnati
beetles in the wind,
like a hail of frozen rain.
insect projectiles.
Haiku # 37565 October 25, 2006 4:18 pm ET
by orion of cincinnati
Oh it is so true
You are not anonymous
Lots of stuff is logged
Haiku # 37564 October 25, 2006 2:55 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
I guess he
Haiku # 37563 October 25, 2006 1:25 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
I can think of worse
late for work, still on line pounds
on the keys for luck
Haiku # 37562 October 25, 2006 1:00 pm ET
by APC
kaleidoscopic
strobes lighted in optic nerve
close the eyes to deal
Haiku # 37561 October 25, 2006 12:21 pm ET
by gigue
Bulmaca Sozlugu
Haiku # 37560 October 25, 2006 11:14 am ET
by h.kara of Bulmaca
hail zabadooey
fifteen electrons of fame
till she pulls the plug
Haiku # 37559 October 25, 2006 9:06 am ET
by ash
went to the doctor
my head hurt, so he x-rayed
he found nothing
Haiku # 37556 October 24, 2006 1:43 pm ET
by bored here..et vous
the stalker, for real
or on line, seeks in others
that void in the self
Haiku # 37555 October 24, 2006 12:11 pm ET
by A Perfect Circle
the "rules" exist in
zen buddhism as flows for
social riverbeds
Haiku # 37554 October 24, 2006 12:00 pm ET
by Any Major Dude
I enjoyed all of it

french onion soup call
of the mid morning to brunch
customs r relative
Haiku # 37553 October 24, 2006 11:59 am ET
by Mox/Any Major Dude
Hangs Slim and curly
Castigated for my dick
You like cheese on top
Haiku # 37552 October 24, 2006 11:34 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
i feel for the men with peyronies
who are hung like bizarre macaronies
that some rules must be bent
one can only lament
but we're glad that it's theirs, not our ownies
Haiku # 37551 October 24, 2006 8:53 am ET
by ash
srtrike with glancing blow
done within the sidereal year
it is of iron
Haiku # 37550 October 23, 2006 7:57 pm ET
by causing side-spin
Liquid blossom sings.
The vampires scold poverty.
The fortresses wake.
Haiku # 37549 October 23, 2006 4:36 pm ET
by Super Haiku
Drive down any road and you
Haiku # 37548 October 23, 2006 12:28 pm ET
by Its not important
love of familiar
storge', a crawling chaos
what we all know of

there's a sense of this
desire for what we knew
but will never be
Haiku # 37547 October 23, 2006 12:16 pm ET
by Mox
welcome back moxie
syntactical travesty
but keep on plugging
Haiku # 37546 October 23, 2006 8:14 am ET
by ash
just glad to see you
back and let the waves flush full
with visions of flow

(good to see u back)
Haiku # 37545 October 22, 2006 9:03 pm ET
by Mox
annoying the masses
lets a mirrors reflection glow
ass in lion's skin




Haiku # 37544 October 22, 2006 7:49 pm ET
by chromato-pseudo-blepsis
Cartilage exposed
Rhinoplasty forthcoming
Caveat Canis!
Haiku # 37543 October 22, 2006 7:40 pm ET
by Lush
Not that I blame you
Some of your verse annoyed some
So why change your name?
Haiku # 37542 October 22, 2006 6:55 pm ET
by William Nippress
last month, lawn I mowed
a bee did fly up my shirt
would ya know? it stung
Haiku # 37541 October 22, 2006 2:48 pm ET
by true story
I play with fire
and get burned with the passion
of thoughtless self-will
Haiku # 37540 October 22, 2006 2:26 pm ET
by mox
baby blues color
softly letting monday die
wild winds calling home
Haiku # 37539 October 22, 2006 12:53 pm ET
by two step
mr nippress's haiku
are thoughtful words and how
I see tact as truth

or perhaps it can be
I'll try to cut down on the
analysis...a bad habit
Haiku # 37538 October 22, 2006 11:53 am ET
by Any Major Dude
just think for a moment
that you are in my shoes
and that I am in yours

when I hear "oh that moxie
is flaming again, you damn
writing stinks" I would in

real life want to right hook
that person which is shocking
because the mindset

I see or despise in most
people is their unwillingness
to be brave to ACTUALLLY

SAY what is on their minds
Haiku # 37537 October 22, 2006 11:51 am ET
by Moxie
there is a pitfall
when someone is known by their
how others see them

Haiku # 37536 October 22, 2006 11:44 am ET
by Any Major Dude/Mox