Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
28 Years, 13 Days and 77384 Haiku later...

Not that I blame you
Some of your verse annoyed some
So why change your name?
Haiku # 37542, October 22, 2006 6:55 pm ET
by William Nippress
last month, lawn I mowed
a bee did fly up my shirt
would ya know? it stung
Haiku # 37541, October 22, 2006 2:48 pm ET
by true story
I play with fire
and get burned with the passion
of thoughtless self-will
Haiku # 37540, October 22, 2006 2:26 pm ET
by mox
baby blues color
softly letting monday die
wild winds calling home
Haiku # 37539, October 22, 2006 12:53 pm ET
by two step
mr nippress's haiku
are thoughtful words and how
I see tact as truth

or perhaps it can be
I'll try to cut down on the
analysis...a bad habit
Haiku # 37538, October 22, 2006 11:53 am ET
by Any Major Dude
just think for a moment
that you are in my shoes
and that I am in yours

when I hear "oh that moxie
is flaming again, you damn
writing stinks" I would in

real life want to right hook
that person which is shocking
because the mindset

I see or despise in most
people is their unwillingness
to be brave to ACTUALLLY

SAY what is on their minds
Haiku # 37537, October 22, 2006 11:51 am ET
by Moxie
there is a pitfall
when someone is known by their
how others see them

Haiku # 37536, October 22, 2006 11:44 am ET
by Any Major Dude/Mox
the people in my
real life are absorbed by their
work, is there time for

empathy when you
know that one moment is but
survival as king
Haiku # 37535, October 22, 2006 11:39 am ET
by Moxie (was back as "Any Major Dude"
Mohamed Ally
To fight Casius Clay
Who do you think wins?


(Non-competitive haiku)
Haiku # 37534, October 22, 2006 6:00 am ET
by William Nippress
A dull Liquid sky
Now summer has departed
Thoughts turn to autumn

(Non-competitive haiku)
Haiku # 37533, October 22, 2006 5:53 am ET
by William Nippress
Hi Yoshi that wave
Its awfully big don
Haiku # 37532, October 22, 2006 5:49 am ET
by William Nippress
The heavens are Blue
But It
Haiku # 37531, October 22, 2006 5:46 am ET
by William Nippress
Don
Haiku # 37530, October 22, 2006 5:42 am ET
by William Nippress
Hi Moxie, so what?
It is a long time no see
First Haiku a flame?
Haiku # 37529, October 22, 2006 5:34 am ET
by William Nippress
measure of distance
general prose used for time
it is the light-year
Haiku # 37528, October 21, 2006 7:51 pm ET
by Crystal and her 2 kids
a lot of people here
express western competitiveness
which is the antithesis
of the spirit of haiku
Haiku # 37527, October 21, 2006 10:57 am ET
by Moxie
Two weeks and give up
Can
Haiku # 37526, October 21, 2006 8:10 am ET
by William Nippress
Life goes in cycles
Sometimes get it sometimes not
Can
Haiku # 37525, October 21, 2006 8:00 am ET
by William Nippress
get naked sweaty
preform a writhing lap dance
costs extra to touch
Haiku # 37524, October 20, 2006 8:42 pm ET
by sellin out.. the way he wants it.. the way he likes it
dance with this love child
disciplined mind and street rat
arabesque, hitch kick
Haiku # 37523, October 20, 2006 8:38 pm ET
by where did my bling go?
A dance we once shared
Now only a memory
Of a better time
Haiku # 37522, October 20, 2006 5:13 pm ET
by Crimson Mind of Phoenix, AZ
far too much dancing
not enough jiggy jiggy
makes for dull haiku
Haiku # 37521, October 20, 2006 8:32 am ET
by ash
Choreography
Keeps us on balance in life
That
Haiku # 37520, October 20, 2006 5:58 am ET
by William Nippress
Dancing Bachata
Contour hugging sexy moves
Good to be a man
*
Three lovely women
Clair, Patricia, and Lorna
I guess I
Haiku # 37519, October 20, 2006 3:41 am ET
by William Nippress
I am very bored
But that is my docile way
It is not my fault
Haiku # 37518, October 19, 2006 2:25 pm ET
by Docility Jones
hole in the heavens
unknown and yet more unkown
taken seriously
Haiku # 37517, October 19, 2006 12:17 pm ET
by gigue
Repository
What deep thoughts run through my head
Time to Cogitate
Haiku # 37516, October 19, 2006 9:28 am ET
by William Nippress
Loyal to the end
We may be small in numbers
But, we
Haiku # 37515, October 19, 2006 4:54 am ET
by Ash fan club
Rejoice be happy
The great influencer
Haiku # 37514, October 19, 2006 4:48 am ET
by Ash fan club
Had a good nights rest
Still nodding off at my desk
Why fight it? Nap Time.
Haiku # 37513, October 18, 2006 7:27 pm ET
by Crimson Mind of Phoenix, AZ
goods and fill the bill
to ripen and culminate
done for sped, wrought out
Haiku # 37512, October 18, 2006 2:21 am ET
by Toledo: yat-aghan
well whaddya know ?
i was just here all the time
but my brain wasn't
Haiku # 37511, October 18, 2006 1:14 am ET
by ash
welcome back from some
hiatus she has returned
for words to flow forth
Haiku # 37510, October 18, 2006 12:13 am ET
by Any Major Dude
the more things change time
law of Medes and Persians
we remain insane
Haiku # 37509, October 17, 2006 7:24 pm ET
by oooh la la
So full of myself
I will criticize others
I
Haiku # 37508, October 17, 2006 10:54 am ET
by Rubernilly
Ill met by moonlight
Went to all female drama
Midsummer nights dream
Haiku # 37507, October 17, 2006 10:51 am ET
by William Nippress
Need some company?
Do you want your Nilly rubbed?
Give you a good time!
Haiku # 37506, October 17, 2006 10:47 am ET
by World
I
Haiku # 37505, October 17, 2006 10:40 am ET
by Deviant behavior
summer's on the way
diurnal syncopation
go to bed you fool
Haiku # 37504, October 17, 2006 10:19 am ET
by ash
i cleaned my keyboard
now words can flow easier
if i have any
Haiku # 37503, October 17, 2006 9:28 am ET
by ash
i've seen a squonk's tears
your syntax brings me undone
waiting for that taste
Haiku # 37502, October 17, 2006 9:26 am ET
by ash
google is your friend
rubbernilly overclocks
and he likes folding
Haiku # 37501, October 17, 2006 9:20 am ET
by ash
stop and make pause here
so what's a rubbernilly??
take time to wonder
Haiku # 37500, October 16, 2006 5:22 pm ET
by new one on me
So full of myself
"How happy do I make her?"
I'll write crap haiku.
Haiku # 37499, October 16, 2006 2:56 pm ET
by rubbernilly
changing leaves fallen
colors of death challenge to
visions of re-birth
Haiku # 37498, October 16, 2006 11:09 am ET
by Any Major Dude
i remember fights
conflicts, arguments but as
things go, words can clog
Haiku # 37497, October 16, 2006 11:07 am ET
by Any Major Dude
Wraps arms around me
Beauty that is Jimila
Smiling teasing me
*
Talk to her softly
Tell her I
Haiku # 37496, October 16, 2006 8:13 am ET
by William Nippress
hot dogs rock
chicken fingers too
cheese cheese cheese
Haiku # 37495, October 15, 2006 10:07 pm ET
by Kramer Middleton
Ineffable sight
With an "F"-able crevice
Laughable haiku
Haiku # 37494, October 15, 2006 7:03 am ET
by Lush
put your hands down there
go ahead grab on it
and say.. SUPERSTAR!!!!
Haiku # 37493, October 15, 2006 3:32 am ET
by spreadin some luvvvv xxoxox muwahhhhh
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