Bashō says something unhelpful
Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
29 Years, 316 Days and 78435 Haiku later...
Need some company?
Do you want your Nilly rubbed?
Give you a good time!
Haiku # 37506 ↗ October 17, 2006 10:47 am ET
by World
I
Haiku # 37505 ↗ October 17, 2006 10:40 am ET
by Deviant behavior
summer's on the way
diurnal syncopation
go to bed you fool
Haiku # 37504 ↗ October 17, 2006 10:19 am ET
by ash
i cleaned my keyboard
now words can flow easier
if i have any
Haiku # 37503 ↗ October 17, 2006 9:28 am ET
by ash
i've seen a squonk's tears
your syntax brings me undone
waiting for that taste
Haiku # 37502 ↗ October 17, 2006 9:26 am ET
by ash
google is your friend
rubbernilly overclocks
and he likes folding
Haiku # 37501 ↗ October 17, 2006 9:20 am ET
by ash
stop and make pause here
so what's a rubbernilly??
take time to wonder
Haiku # 37500 ↗ October 16, 2006 5:22 pm ET
by new one on me
So full of myself
"How happy do I make her?"
I'll write crap haiku.
Haiku # 37499 ↗ October 16, 2006 2:56 pm ET
by rubbernilly
changing leaves fallen
colors of death challenge to
visions of re-birth
Haiku # 37498 ↗ October 16, 2006 11:09 am ET
by Any Major Dude
i remember fights
conflicts, arguments but as
things go, words can clog
Haiku # 37497 ↗ October 16, 2006 11:07 am ET
by Any Major Dude
Wraps arms around me
Beauty that is Jimila
Smiling teasing me
*
Talk to her softly
Tell her I
Haiku # 37496 ↗ October 16, 2006 8:13 am ET
by William Nippress
hot dogs rock
chicken fingers too
cheese cheese cheese
Haiku # 37495 ↗ October 15, 2006 10:07 pm ET
by Kramer Middleton
Ineffable sight
With an "F"-able crevice
Laughable haiku
Haiku # 37494 ↗ October 15, 2006 7:03 am ET
by Lush
put your hands down there
go ahead grab on it
and say.. SUPERSTAR!!!!
Haiku # 37493 ↗ October 15, 2006 3:32 am ET
by spreadin some luvvvv xxoxox muwahhhhh
I Drove across country
Landed in Cali and can't
find someone to hold
Haiku # 37492 ↗ October 15, 2006 1:48 am ET
by kackarott of west l.a.
west los angeles
is just as lonely as a
quiet suicide
Haiku # 37491 ↗ October 15, 2006 1:38 am ET
by kackarott of west la
to hail and farewell
no disputing about taste
I adjust, j'adoube
Haiku # 37487 ↗ October 14, 2006 10:31 am ET
by invalid imagination
athlon xp-m
i plan to make you all hot
because i'm bothered
Haiku # 37486 ↗ October 14, 2006 8:12 am ET
by ash
quite normal being ?
not in my lifetime i say
with no plans to change
Haiku # 37485 ↗ October 14, 2006 8:10 am ET
by ash
Today
Haiku # 37484 ↗ October 14, 2006 4:51 am ET
by Thought of nothing ells of All day every day
Today
Haiku # 37483 ↗ October 14, 2006 4:48 am ET
by Thought about it today of This is fun
Today
Haiku # 37482 ↗ October 14, 2006 4:45 am ET
by Thought for tomorrow of Nothing surprises me now
Glad to hear it Ash
Had me worried for a while
You are quite normal?
Haiku # 37481 ↗ October 14, 2006 4:39 am ET
by Stop making excuses
General forum
Feel free to add your own thoughts
On day to day life
Haiku # 37480 ↗ October 14, 2006 4:36 am ET
by Not exclusively mine of Thought for today
Today
Haiku # 37479 ↗ October 14, 2006 4:29 am ET
by Thought for today of Modern world
how dare you flame me
i'm not a dirty old man
i'm just middle aged
Haiku # 37478 ↗ October 14, 2006 4:27 am ET
by ash
eighteen is okay
taste is very personal
she might like antiques
Haiku # 37477 ↗ October 14, 2006 4:23 am ET
by ash
got in far enough
stir my emotions about
now.. sappy girl song

Haiku # 37476 ↗ October 13, 2006 6:11 pm ET
by this ones for u
volunteered spirit
all-embracing perspective
future survival
Haiku # 37475 ↗ October 13, 2006 5:09 pm ET
by claim
Little face crowded
lovley people
Haiku # 37474 ↗ October 13, 2006 5:09 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
A twilight repose
Crepuscular emissions
Awoke encrusted
Haiku # 37473 ↗ October 13, 2006 2:15 pm ET
by Lush
i'm sticking with ash
make no excuses here
a muse meant in fun
Haiku # 37472 ↗ October 13, 2006 10:02 am ET
by mellie
The sunset looked nice
Could it be from the fallout
From last week's big test?
Haiku # 37471 ↗ October 13, 2006 6:22 am ET
by Ryan of Korea
Send eighteen year old
Oh Ash, can
Haiku # 37470 ↗ October 13, 2006 4:54 am ET
by Stop making excuses
Costly attributes
Playing the field loses friends
Find one stick to them
Haiku # 37469 ↗ October 13, 2006 4:49 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
ash amuses me
seasons aside hot or cold
spicing up my life
Haiku # 37468 ↗ October 13, 2006 3:40 am ET
by mellie
keep your diseases
you can send me your daughter
for summer muse meant
Haiku # 37467 ↗ October 12, 2006 11:30 pm ET
by ash
It rips past my ears
Bullet with some ones name on
Thank gods it
Haiku # 37466 ↗ October 12, 2006 10:22 am ET
by A Soldier anywhere
Widower, alone
An eighteen-year-old daughter
Bringing up on my own
Haiku # 37465 ↗ October 12, 2006 10:10 am ET
by Stop making excuses
Shade the Sky blue
The Earth brown, Green, red, yellow
This Rainbow, my home
Haiku # 37464 ↗ October 12, 2006 10:02 am ET
by William Nippress
I
Haiku # 37463 ↗ October 12, 2006 10:00 am ET
by Stop making excuses
not in the running
i'm a bit quiet lately
whilst i catch my breath
Haiku # 37462 ↗ October 12, 2006 8:46 am ET
by ash
IP. Mil
How easily you are traced
You
Haiku # 37461 ↗ October 12, 2006 6:35 am ET
by Conduct unbecoming
There are many hopes
Lay hidden within my text
Expressions of life
Haiku # 37460 ↗ October 12, 2006 6:21 am ET
by A Virgin Haiku
What is it you want?
Me to express your desires?
Or show off your skill?
Haiku # 37459 ↗ October 12, 2006 6:17 am ET
by A Virgin Haiku
I remain untouched
So please be gentle with me
Tease me, entice me
Haiku # 37458 ↗ October 12, 2006 6:13 am ET
by A Virgin Haiku
Ah, stupidity
A cross-cultural phenom
Shared across borders
Haiku # 37457 ↗ October 11, 2006 11:58 am ET
by Janis of Toronto
Night beings exist
Getting dark in Alaska
Soon he will be out
Haiku # 37456 ↗ October 11, 2006 9:33 am ET
by Darkness visible
Copper colored fence
Neighbors and me know our place
Hemmed in by boundaries
Haiku # 37455 ↗ October 11, 2006 9:28 am ET
by Each to his own
The oneness of Love
Found only in bed or dance
Expression, passion
Haiku # 37454 ↗ October 11, 2006 4:53 am ET
by William Nippress