Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
28 Years, 13 Days and 77384 Haiku later...

how dare you flame me
i'm not a dirty old man
i'm just middle aged
Haiku # 37478, October 14, 2006 4:27 am ET
by ash
eighteen is okay
taste is very personal
she might like antiques
Haiku # 37477, October 14, 2006 4:23 am ET
by ash
got in far enough
stir my emotions about
now.. sappy girl song

Haiku # 37476, October 13, 2006 6:11 pm ET
by this ones for u
volunteered spirit
all-embracing perspective
future survival
Haiku # 37475, October 13, 2006 5:09 pm ET
by claim
Little face crowded
lovley people
Haiku # 37474, October 13, 2006 5:09 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
A twilight repose
Crepuscular emissions
Awoke encrusted
Haiku # 37473, October 13, 2006 2:15 pm ET
by Lush
i'm sticking with ash
make no excuses here
a muse meant in fun
Haiku # 37472, October 13, 2006 10:02 am ET
by mellie
The sunset looked nice
Could it be from the fallout
From last week's big test?
Haiku # 37471, October 13, 2006 6:22 am ET
by Ryan of Korea
Send eighteen year old
Oh Ash, can
Haiku # 37470, October 13, 2006 4:54 am ET
by Stop making excuses
Costly attributes
Playing the field loses friends
Find one stick to them
Haiku # 37469, October 13, 2006 4:49 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
ash amuses me
seasons aside hot or cold
spicing up my life
Haiku # 37468, October 13, 2006 3:40 am ET
by mellie
keep your diseases
you can send me your daughter
for summer muse meant
Haiku # 37467, October 12, 2006 11:30 pm ET
by ash
It rips past my ears
Bullet with some ones name on
Thank gods it
Haiku # 37466, October 12, 2006 10:22 am ET
by A Soldier anywhere
Widower, alone
An eighteen-year-old daughter
Bringing up on my own
Haiku # 37465, October 12, 2006 10:10 am ET
by Stop making excuses
Shade the Sky blue
The Earth brown, Green, red, yellow
This Rainbow, my home
Haiku # 37464, October 12, 2006 10:02 am ET
by William Nippress
I
Haiku # 37463, October 12, 2006 10:00 am ET
by Stop making excuses
not in the running
i'm a bit quiet lately
whilst i catch my breath
Haiku # 37462, October 12, 2006 8:46 am ET
by ash
IP. Mil
How easily you are traced
You
Haiku # 37461, October 12, 2006 6:35 am ET
by Conduct unbecoming
There are many hopes
Lay hidden within my text
Expressions of life
Haiku # 37460, October 12, 2006 6:21 am ET
by A Virgin Haiku
What is it you want?
Me to express your desires?
Or show off your skill?
Haiku # 37459, October 12, 2006 6:17 am ET
by A Virgin Haiku
I remain untouched
So please be gentle with me
Tease me, entice me
Haiku # 37458, October 12, 2006 6:13 am ET
by A Virgin Haiku
Ah, stupidity
A cross-cultural phenom
Shared across borders
Haiku # 37457, October 11, 2006 11:58 am ET
by Janis of Toronto
Night beings exist
Getting dark in Alaska
Soon he will be out
Haiku # 37456, October 11, 2006 9:33 am ET
by Darkness visible
Copper colored fence
Neighbors and me know our place
Hemmed in by boundaries
Haiku # 37455, October 11, 2006 9:28 am ET
by Each to his own
The oneness of Love
Found only in bed or dance
Expression, passion
Haiku # 37454, October 11, 2006 4:53 am ET
by William Nippress
Effluence of words
No substitute for talent
So self evident
Haiku # 37453, October 11, 2006 4:47 am ET
by William Nippress
Bored we ignore him
We talk instead, of talent
Lacking in this one
Haiku # 37452, October 11, 2006 4:44 am ET
by William Nippress
the intense tug of
mankind's social nature, games
some wish to opt out
Haiku # 37448, October 10, 2006 10:41 am ET
by Any Major Dude
The Ash of a fire
The reminder of the heat
That can re-combust
Haiku # 37447, October 10, 2006 5:41 am ET
by Ash fan club
I have been searching
Elusive self-expression
Found it, Irena!
*
A dance instructor
Who communicates through dance
I now understand
*
Danced Tango last night
The first time I understood
The reality
*
Interpretation
The dance is self-expression
Movement with music
*
Partner responsive
Like driving a Ferrari
At last I
Haiku # 37446, October 10, 2006 5:33 am ET
by William Nippress
the news is all bad
our parents are much too old
and then it's our turn
Haiku # 37445, October 9, 2006 8:36 pm ET
by ash
I have a cold .. @$#%
nothing will stop me!! SHE-RAH
blood cells activate !!
Haiku # 37444, October 9, 2006 6:29 pm ET
by down and out..
six syllables in
the last fortune cookie thought
longs for msg?

I'm too well preseved
to want all the chinese but
could use egg roll
Haiku # 37443, October 9, 2006 11:47 am ET
by Any Major Dude of just about anywhere
u say bushido?
well i must say right back son
gazundheit! tissue time :)
Haiku # 37442, October 9, 2006 11:45 am ET
by Any Major Dude
he goes thoroughfare
somehow the manner; what mode
from pillar to post
Haiku # 37435, October 9, 2006 12:40 am ET
by the method
the old games we used
to play as kids turned into
toys for nostalgia
Haiku # 37434, October 8, 2006 11:21 am ET
by Any Major Dude
manifestos wave
on the tide of ideas past
present, future cast

crash on the shore and
wash away the sands of man
and go back to sea
Haiku # 37433, October 8, 2006 11:05 am ET
by Any Major Dude
fix a date, friend death
for our dancing finale
a paso doble
Haiku # 37432, October 8, 2006 12:07 am ET
by Lucy Raig of Sydney
She squeals with delight
Emotional roller coaster
That is X factor
Haiku # 37431, October 7, 2006 4:19 pm ET
by Laila
Enough excuses
Ash get your arse into gear
Write something and quick
Haiku # 37430, October 7, 2006 4:02 pm ET
by Ash fan club
You blow hot and cold
Woman is a mystery
Complex but lovely
*
You give us signals
Conflicting and exciting
Then you turn us down
*
Have we cocked up?
Alternatively perverse?
We on the right track?
*
It
Haiku # 37429, October 7, 2006 3:58 pm ET
by It
Fine thoughtful Haiku
Haiku # 37428, October 7, 2006 3:39 pm ET
by William Nippress
reflection our god
lay blame on your creator
acknowledgement . start
Haiku # 37427, October 6, 2006 10:41 pm ET
by any religion will do
youre' an adult kid
man's messes are left behind
how shall this be cleansed?


Haiku # 37426, October 6, 2006 10:21 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
too much concrete here
mother nature will soon spew
the balance is upset

you're buying a new home
while woodstone street is vacant
new material shines

laws of nature are
unpredictable and true
we're a selfish race

Haiku # 37425, October 6, 2006 10:17 pm ET
by concrete my grass
i do not have high
expectations for mankind
our future looks bleak
Haiku # 37424, October 6, 2006 8:05 pm ET
by Crimson Mind of Phoenix, AZ
take a good look and
i'll show you a world where God's
asleep on the job
Haiku # 37423, October 6, 2006 8:04 pm ET
by Crimson Mind of Phoenix, AZ
going bald and grey
don't want to age gracefully
just don't want to age
Haiku # 37422, October 6, 2006 8:01 pm ET
by Crimson Mind of Phoenix, AZ
the efusion ebb
one's bread upon the waters
makes pearls beofre swine
Haiku # 37421, October 6, 2006 7:20 pm ET
by irreligion of a seamstress
Hot and same time cold
Root ginger and soft Ice cream
Sensational taste
Haiku # 37420, October 6, 2006 9:49 am ET
by William Nippress
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