Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
28 Years, 13 Days and 77384 Haiku later...

Attention husbands
Unless you pay interest to her
I will steal your wife
^
It
Haiku # 37419, October 6, 2006 8:32 am ET
by Story of my life
Look into my eyes
You
Haiku # 37418, October 6, 2006 5:04 am ET
by Story of my life
safe psychology
u cant have it. it can't hurt
theory is swiss cheese
Haiku # 37417, October 5, 2006 2:30 pm ET
by full of holes
You flop next to me
Breasts heaving, belly on show
I want you badly
^
Unfortunately
You have a husband and kids
And you
Haiku # 37416, October 5, 2006 8:45 am ET
by Story of my life
How old is old though
Wake up each morning aching
Takes a while to walk
Haiku # 37415, October 4, 2006 8:10 pm ET
by Ash fan club
Sidewalk motoring
Licensed street vendors beware
Hurtling through your wares
Haiku # 37414, October 4, 2006 6:06 pm ET
by Lush
Toddler blew in my
Breathalyzer ignition
Road menace once more
Haiku # 37413, October 4, 2006 6:03 pm ET
by Lush
I hold groceries
underwear fell to ankles
my face says..OH! OOPS!!
Haiku # 37412, October 4, 2006 12:31 pm ET
by WHOAA. and thnXXX
it's disconcerting
you don't grow old suddenly
time accelerates
Haiku # 37411, October 4, 2006 9:18 am ET
by ash
You can
Haiku # 37410, October 4, 2006 6:38 am ET
by Ash fan club
Crisp clean air slaps me
Suddenly I am awake
Feelings flood my brain
*
I
Haiku # 37409, October 4, 2006 6:34 am ET
by Must have sex more often
assignable cause
throw of the dice; heads or tails
the cause is absent
Haiku # 37408, October 3, 2006 11:51 am ET
by run in the head, sink in the mind
10 o'clock he's dead
he drank all day long again
my kids do need me
Haiku # 37407, October 3, 2006 11:42 am ET
by Al anon of.. unhappy
sequence of events
flesh dramatic performance
stage scenario
Haiku # 37406, October 3, 2006 11:17 am ET
by freaked out.. :(
stark recognition
it's sort of like a sickness
but it's just my life
Haiku # 37405, October 3, 2006 8:49 am ET
by ash
Eyes feast on colors
Bright autumn floods my vision
Mesmerizing light
*
Spellbound I stare
Unable to comprehend
Unable to move
*
Held captive. Silenced
Trying to resolve feelings
Express my viewpoint
*
Not sure can do it
With my inadequate words
You need to be here!
Haiku # 37404, October 3, 2006 7:42 am ET
by Whoops
Eyes feast on colors
Bright autumn floods my vision
Mesmerizing light
*
Spellbound I stair
Unable to comprehend
Unable to move
*
Held captive. Silenced
Trying to resolve feelings
Express my viewpoint
*
Not sure can do it
With my inadequate words
You need to be here!
Haiku # 37403, October 3, 2006 7:38 am ET
by William Nippress
Just popp'd to say hi.
Some old friends are still around!
Should come more often...
Haiku # 37402, October 2, 2006 4:22 pm ET
by R. of PT
Dance close holding tight
Run my hand down your body
Feel your soft curves
*
Femininity
Just by being a woman
Woman brings such joy
Haiku # 37401, October 2, 2006 12:17 pm ET
by William Nippress
Solemn promises
Flawless polished sleek words
Escaping poet
*
Small expectant child
Leaning to distrust its world
Drifting despairing
*
Parents full of doubt
Encircling their problems
That non be resolved
*
Coping skills?
A life full of misery
Ability none
*
Escape denied them
Only option. Addiction
Another life lost
Haiku # 37400, October 2, 2006 12:09 pm ET
by William Nippress
Escape now and then
Give to yourself some freedom
Even a little
Haiku # 37399, October 1, 2006 5:07 pm ET
by Helps ease you through life
every shooting star
is a wish for love love love
look up I wish ..dream
Haiku # 37398, October 1, 2006 6:14 am ET
by make it happen
go upstairs lady
face the empty permeate
drench my death of told

I'de kindy accept
the silence of death would know
given children fly
died she did for you
let go and is gold can overthrow
she vomits with love

what of the stairway
that I walk along and bow
guided death sister
Haiku # 37397, October 1, 2006 5:49 am ET
by pained and in need of validation from schooled kill
this battle fights hard
I tread waters that are cold
I am damned in life
Haiku # 37396, October 1, 2006 5:41 am ET
by testify lonely sister of old
my soul screams rebel
my heart screams for religion
IT'S A FIGHT.. THE END..
Haiku # 37395, October 1, 2006 5:38 am ET
by BABY RAIN .. nick and roses reaps in my heart.. smoke a cig.. @$#%^
your momma's so fat
that the car she drives aorund
is made of spandex

momma's so ugly
even the elephant man
paid to go see her

momma's so nasty
the crabs use her tampon string
for a safe bungee
Haiku # 37394, October 1, 2006 2:24 am ET
by your momma
seal of secrecy
stealth like a thief in the night
the eyes are opened
Haiku # 37393, October 1, 2006 2:07 am ET
by gigue
I will be having
a very long layover
CHicago... coffee???
Haiku # 37392, September 30, 2006 12:42 pm ET
by bwahhahahahahahaha !!!
Whisky in coffee
Creates pleasantly alert
And cloudy head-fug.
Haiku # 37391, September 30, 2006 11:11 am ET
by Phlegmy of Caffeination
Honeymoon couple
Do you want the bridal suite?
That
Haiku # 37390, September 30, 2006 6:38 am ET
by 1st time
Try everything once
Though to be honest I don
Haiku # 37389, September 30, 2006 6:37 am ET
by A bit of a wuss
It
Haiku # 37388, September 30, 2006 6:24 am ET
by Not my monkey of Oh I don
Vestigial tail
Supernumerary ball
No freaks in "nature"
Haiku # 37387, September 29, 2006 10:11 pm ET
by Lush
Left side affected
Personal experience
Not a lot of fun
^
Strokes without feeling
Please work as hard as you can
You have just two years
^
After. Slow repair!
More you do the more you make
You build new neurons
^
You must not give in
Fight hard like you never have
You can improve it
Haiku # 37386, September 29, 2006 12:02 pm ET
by Stroke victim of Up and about
some normality
betwixt hints of genius
and insanity
Haiku # 37385, September 29, 2006 6:52 am ET
by ash
A round robin flys
the gentle cue of one's sleeve
thereby hangs a tale
Haiku # 37384, September 28, 2006 9:12 pm ET
by unfurl the flag of princess happy
Stroke of luck?,Hardly,
Left side drooping and dreweling.
Who the hell are you?
Haiku # 37383, September 28, 2006 5:07 pm ET
by Scott Heffernan of GigHarbor WA
Answer elusive
"I don't speak any English"
Said without regret
Haiku # 37382, September 28, 2006 5:01 pm ET
by Janis
Nothing to see here
Close your eyes and move along
Shwarma Shwarma Yeah.
Haiku # 37381, September 28, 2006 4:57 pm ET
by Janis
discipline lecture
explanation at task
piscem natare doces
Haiku # 37380, September 28, 2006 12:54 pm ET
by mystify
Hope springs eternal
The parking garage is full
In and out cars go
Haiku # 37379, September 28, 2006 12:08 pm ET
by Secret Smoker of Nirvana
sadly i blew it
the match that started my fire
out with another
Haiku # 37378, September 28, 2006 9:43 am ET
by ash
? ,
! .
& ;
(Say it)
Some people can only feel superior when putting down others that
Haiku # 37377, September 28, 2006 9:26 am ET
by Missing link
Educationists
That
Haiku # 37376, September 28, 2006 5:22 am ET
by Teach or preach it
Must be a teacher
Punctuation correction
Get a life; will you!
Haiku # 37375, September 28, 2006 5:11 am ET
by That
Burnt out to an Ash
You just need rekindling
Go see an old flame
Haiku # 37374, September 28, 2006 5:06 am ET
by William Nippress
difference between
lightbulb and a pregnant gal
can't unscrew the gal
Haiku # 37373, September 27, 2006 11:54 pm ET
by wiseman
ther's so much damn noise
when opportunity knocks
somebody shut it up...
Haiku # 37372, September 27, 2006 11:53 pm ET
by pessimist
deviation from
fact, form, or rule by artist
for sake of effect
Haiku # 37371, September 27, 2006 4:36 pm ET
by quit smoking yet?
Grammar drowns in your
Sea of commas, I build an
Arc to house full stops.
Haiku # 37369, September 27, 2006 11:58 am ET
by Anal Phlegmy of Punctuation Expectoration
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