Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
28 Years, 13 Days and 77384 Haiku later...

sadly i blew it
the match that started my fire
out with another
Haiku # 37378, September 28, 2006 9:43 am ET
by ash
? ,
! .
& ;
(Say it)
Some people can only feel superior when putting down others that
Haiku # 37377, September 28, 2006 9:26 am ET
by Missing link
Educationists
That
Haiku # 37376, September 28, 2006 5:22 am ET
by Teach or preach it
Must be a teacher
Punctuation correction
Get a life; will you!
Haiku # 37375, September 28, 2006 5:11 am ET
by That
Burnt out to an Ash
You just need rekindling
Go see an old flame
Haiku # 37374, September 28, 2006 5:06 am ET
by William Nippress
difference between
lightbulb and a pregnant gal
can't unscrew the gal
Haiku # 37373, September 27, 2006 11:54 pm ET
by wiseman
ther's so much damn noise
when opportunity knocks
somebody shut it up...
Haiku # 37372, September 27, 2006 11:53 pm ET
by pessimist
deviation from
fact, form, or rule by artist
for sake of effect
Haiku # 37371, September 27, 2006 4:36 pm ET
by quit smoking yet?
Grammar drowns in your
Sea of commas, I build an
Arc to house full stops.
Haiku # 37369, September 27, 2006 11:58 am ET
by Anal Phlegmy of Punctuation Expectoration
from pulse to the lie
one's ice now is liquescent
escape the lips, come
Haiku # 37368, September 27, 2006 2:01 am ET
by gigue
Just Googled myself
Returns most disappointing
I'm a vast loser
Haiku # 37367, September 26, 2006 6:36 pm ET
by Lush
can't say what happened
maybe i ran out of words
or inspiration
Haiku # 37366, September 26, 2006 9:37 am ET
by ash
To lay in your arms
Warm, skin to soft skin
Beautiful woman
*
Your natural self
Nurturing, Comforting love
Your gift to mankind
Haiku # 37365, September 26, 2006 8:02 am ET
by William Nippress
He
Haiku # 37364, September 26, 2006 7:41 am ET
by The Ash fan club
Dash them off at speed
Taking time they
Haiku # 37363, September 26, 2006 7:27 am ET
by William Nippress
Dew on long green leaves
Rhinestone dressing in the sun
Short lived beautiful
*
Slow wheeling red kite
Arrogantly gliding high
Harried by a crow
*
Clear sunny morning
Out from my window I see
Earths gifts to all men
*
Free to all, enjoy!
Ours is brief, blink of an eye
Life
Haiku # 37362, September 26, 2006 6:02 am ET
by William Nippress
once he lays me down
i will be free.. free freefree

no more need fo rme
Haiku # 37361, September 26, 2006 2:46 am ET
by baby fly away home
I've got to be free..we
reflections in the waves spark
some happy some sad
Haiku # 37360, September 26, 2006 1:44 am ET
by come sail away
silly ass bastard
leave a meassage after beep
fly it up your ass
Haiku # 37359, September 26, 2006 1:41 am ET
by jerky boyz.. thank you.. fruity ass
wonder anyway shit
I'm doing the best I ever did
now @$#^%^ go away !!!

Haiku # 37358, September 26, 2006 1:37 am ET
by smack .. godsmack
cenote cenote in
sinkhole hell deliver sin
a pool at the bottom
Haiku # 37357, September 26, 2006 1:29 am ET
by deeper oceans choke
terminal war
far away guess it took away
died cried soul .now fade
Haiku # 37356, September 26, 2006 1:26 am ET
by lover.. cemetery gate
bound down bass drive down
one day recognize .sister
look at me now. rebel
Haiku # 37355, September 26, 2006 1:24 am ET
by broken respect
highest point attained
Victorian social scene
dizzying it is
Haiku # 37354, September 26, 2006 1:17 am ET
by master of self destruction
Weekend box office
Jackass two was number one
Should we be worried?
Haiku # 37353, September 25, 2006 5:05 pm ET
by Crimson Mind of Phoenix, AZ
my bad haiku is
not necessarily a
bad haiku perhaps.

maybe it's a really
bad rushed together tanka?
Haiku # 37352, September 25, 2006 3:32 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
little red numbers
like flame hot sprinkles on ice
they tickle my twit
Haiku # 37351, September 25, 2006 12:22 pm ET
by muahhhh xxoo
do you find lessons
in all man's incomprehension
life curriculum
Haiku # 37350, September 25, 2006 8:44 am ET
by lady attainment
Priests are so dam sure
Its others are wrong, not us!
Kill them! for our god
*
It
Haiku # 37349, September 25, 2006 6:18 am ET
by William Nippress
Wistful countryside
Dull greens and smoke yellows
Far vistas mist veiled
*
How should I feel here?
Myself insignificant
A part and no more
*
All Mans arrogance
Earths priests force us to believe
Everything for us
*
Question my function
Do we have a true purpose?
For what am I here?
*
Am I pivotal?
What I to the universe?
Inconsequential?
Haiku # 37348, September 25, 2006 6:04 am ET
by William Nippress
scandalous gossip
unpublished hush history
Procopius work
Haiku # 37347, September 25, 2006 2:10 am ET
by anecdote
Holding on? Let go?
How do I judge the right time?
Anyway I lose
Haiku # 37346, September 24, 2006 5:07 pm ET
by William Nippress
Your eyes betray you
Your thoughts cannot stay hidden
Your eyes tell me all
*
They smile they are sad
An instant of emotions
Held for all to see
Haiku # 37345, September 24, 2006 4:57 pm ET
by William Nippress
Looking for comfort
I slide my hand into yours
This sacred shared touch
Haiku # 37344, September 24, 2006 4:48 pm ET
by William Nippress
love enough.forever
side together ..stranger ways
with another..time
Haiku # 37343, September 24, 2006 4:25 pm ET
by in .. time .. &
fancy your ideals
a creation of vision
melody music
Haiku # 37342, September 24, 2006 2:19 pm ET
by imagination
todays dishwater
rolls over hands that will
caress your breast later.
Haiku # 37341, September 23, 2006 8:28 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
oh zabadooey
with such a short time to star
till janis deletes
Haiku # 37340, September 23, 2006 6:53 pm ET
by ash
often brilliant eyes
various and delicate
is beauty lace wing
Haiku # 37339, September 23, 2006 4:12 pm ET
by neuropterous
Quiet borderland
Between starting a Haiku
Nothing comes, dread hush
*
Need inspiration
My thoughts turn to idiots
They write without thought!
Haiku # 37338, September 23, 2006 9:47 am ET
by William Nippress
Popular demand?
For such a brief appearance
Must cost an ego
Haiku # 37337, September 23, 2006 8:22 am ET
by By Zabadoooooe
Naked I gambol
Amid heather and brambles
My skin in shambles
Haiku # 37335, September 22, 2006 9:46 am ET
by Lush
Beautiful woman
Sally is my new partner
We
Haiku # 37334, September 22, 2006 7:12 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Pounding sound of rain
Natural sounds of the world
Its flat roof music
Haiku # 37333, September 22, 2006 6:38 am ET
by William Nippress
The words
Haiku # 37332, September 22, 2006 6:33 am ET
by But whats my name
fancy handkerchief
happens to be bass player's
own index finger
Haiku # 37331, September 21, 2006 11:32 am ET
by booger watcher
Delicious flatus,
first fart of this bright new day;
hint of tomatoes
Haiku # 37330, September 21, 2006 5:15 am ET
by chessbored
early bird gets worms
but it seems the second mouse
always gets the cheeeez
Haiku # 37329, September 20, 2006 5:59 pm ET
by hum
'Pop!' goes the weasel
which is really pretty weird
wouldn't you agree?
Haiku # 37328, September 20, 2006 5:21 pm ET
by chessbored of ..
it's hard to juggle
too many balls in the air
but worse when one pops
Haiku # 37327, September 20, 2006 5:19 pm ET
by chessbored of stressed
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