Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
28 Years, 13 Days and 77384 Haiku later...

Ill met by moonlight
Went to all female drama
Midsummer nights dream
Haiku # 37507, October 17, 2006 10:51 am ET
by William Nippress
Need some company?
Do you want your Nilly rubbed?
Give you a good time!
Haiku # 37506, October 17, 2006 10:47 am ET
by World
I
Haiku # 37505, October 17, 2006 10:40 am ET
by Deviant behavior
summer's on the way
diurnal syncopation
go to bed you fool
Haiku # 37504, October 17, 2006 10:19 am ET
by ash
i cleaned my keyboard
now words can flow easier
if i have any
Haiku # 37503, October 17, 2006 9:28 am ET
by ash
i've seen a squonk's tears
your syntax brings me undone
waiting for that taste
Haiku # 37502, October 17, 2006 9:26 am ET
by ash
google is your friend
rubbernilly overclocks
and he likes folding
Haiku # 37501, October 17, 2006 9:20 am ET
by ash
stop and make pause here
so what's a rubbernilly??
take time to wonder
Haiku # 37500, October 16, 2006 5:22 pm ET
by new one on me
So full of myself
"How happy do I make her?"
I'll write crap haiku.
Haiku # 37499, October 16, 2006 2:56 pm ET
by rubbernilly
changing leaves fallen
colors of death challenge to
visions of re-birth
Haiku # 37498, October 16, 2006 11:09 am ET
by Any Major Dude
i remember fights
conflicts, arguments but as
things go, words can clog
Haiku # 37497, October 16, 2006 11:07 am ET
by Any Major Dude
Wraps arms around me
Beauty that is Jimila
Smiling teasing me
*
Talk to her softly
Tell her I
Haiku # 37496, October 16, 2006 8:13 am ET
by William Nippress
hot dogs rock
chicken fingers too
cheese cheese cheese
Haiku # 37495, October 15, 2006 10:07 pm ET
by Kramer Middleton
Ineffable sight
With an "F"-able crevice
Laughable haiku
Haiku # 37494, October 15, 2006 7:03 am ET
by Lush
put your hands down there
go ahead grab on it
and say.. SUPERSTAR!!!!
Haiku # 37493, October 15, 2006 3:32 am ET
by spreadin some luvvvv xxoxox muwahhhhh
I Drove across country
Landed in Cali and can't
find someone to hold
Haiku # 37492, October 15, 2006 1:48 am ET
by kackarott of west l.a.
west los angeles
is just as lonely as a
quiet suicide
Haiku # 37491, October 15, 2006 1:38 am ET
by kackarott of west la
to hail and farewell
no disputing about taste
I adjust, j'adoube
Haiku # 37487, October 14, 2006 10:31 am ET
by invalid imagination
athlon xp-m
i plan to make you all hot
because i'm bothered
Haiku # 37486, October 14, 2006 8:12 am ET
by ash
quite normal being ?
not in my lifetime i say
with no plans to change
Haiku # 37485, October 14, 2006 8:10 am ET
by ash
Today
Haiku # 37484, October 14, 2006 4:51 am ET
by Thought of nothing ells of All day every day
Today
Haiku # 37483, October 14, 2006 4:48 am ET
by Thought about it today of This is fun
Today
Haiku # 37482, October 14, 2006 4:45 am ET
by Thought for tomorrow of Nothing surprises me now
Glad to hear it Ash
Had me worried for a while
You are quite normal?
Haiku # 37481, October 14, 2006 4:39 am ET
by Stop making excuses
General forum
Feel free to add your own thoughts
On day to day life
Haiku # 37480, October 14, 2006 4:36 am ET
by Not exclusively mine of Thought for today
Today
Haiku # 37479, October 14, 2006 4:29 am ET
by Thought for today of Modern world
how dare you flame me
i'm not a dirty old man
i'm just middle aged
Haiku # 37478, October 14, 2006 4:27 am ET
by ash
eighteen is okay
taste is very personal
she might like antiques
Haiku # 37477, October 14, 2006 4:23 am ET
by ash
got in far enough
stir my emotions about
now.. sappy girl song

Haiku # 37476, October 13, 2006 6:11 pm ET
by this ones for u
volunteered spirit
all-embracing perspective
future survival
Haiku # 37475, October 13, 2006 5:09 pm ET
by claim
Little face crowded
lovley people
Haiku # 37474, October 13, 2006 5:09 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
A twilight repose
Crepuscular emissions
Awoke encrusted
Haiku # 37473, October 13, 2006 2:15 pm ET
by Lush
i'm sticking with ash
make no excuses here
a muse meant in fun
Haiku # 37472, October 13, 2006 10:02 am ET
by mellie
The sunset looked nice
Could it be from the fallout
From last week's big test?
Haiku # 37471, October 13, 2006 6:22 am ET
by Ryan of Korea
Send eighteen year old
Oh Ash, can
Haiku # 37470, October 13, 2006 4:54 am ET
by Stop making excuses
Costly attributes
Playing the field loses friends
Find one stick to them
Haiku # 37469, October 13, 2006 4:49 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
ash amuses me
seasons aside hot or cold
spicing up my life
Haiku # 37468, October 13, 2006 3:40 am ET
by mellie
keep your diseases
you can send me your daughter
for summer muse meant
Haiku # 37467, October 12, 2006 11:30 pm ET
by ash
It rips past my ears
Bullet with some ones name on
Thank gods it
Haiku # 37466, October 12, 2006 10:22 am ET
by A Soldier anywhere
Widower, alone
An eighteen-year-old daughter
Bringing up on my own
Haiku # 37465, October 12, 2006 10:10 am ET
by Stop making excuses
Shade the Sky blue
The Earth brown, Green, red, yellow
This Rainbow, my home
Haiku # 37464, October 12, 2006 10:02 am ET
by William Nippress
I
Haiku # 37463, October 12, 2006 10:00 am ET
by Stop making excuses
not in the running
i'm a bit quiet lately
whilst i catch my breath
Haiku # 37462, October 12, 2006 8:46 am ET
by ash
IP. Mil
How easily you are traced
You
Haiku # 37461, October 12, 2006 6:35 am ET
by Conduct unbecoming
There are many hopes
Lay hidden within my text
Expressions of life
Haiku # 37460, October 12, 2006 6:21 am ET
by A Virgin Haiku
What is it you want?
Me to express your desires?
Or show off your skill?
Haiku # 37459, October 12, 2006 6:17 am ET
by A Virgin Haiku
I remain untouched
So please be gentle with me
Tease me, entice me
Haiku # 37458, October 12, 2006 6:13 am ET
by A Virgin Haiku
Ah, stupidity
A cross-cultural phenom
Shared across borders
Haiku # 37457, October 11, 2006 11:58 am ET
by Janis of Toronto
Night beings exist
Getting dark in Alaska
Soon he will be out
Haiku # 37456, October 11, 2006 9:33 am ET
by Darkness visible
Copper colored fence
Neighbors and me know our place
Hemmed in by boundaries
Haiku # 37455, October 11, 2006 9:28 am ET
by Each to his own
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