Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
28 Years, 13 Days and 77384 Haiku later...

my last poem stank
of possible bigotry.
phobic i am not.
Haiku # 37568, October 26, 2006 12:21 am ET
by orion of cincinnati
Alexander reigned,
in a time before NAMBLA.
Homosexual?
Haiku # 37567, October 26, 2006 12:16 am ET
by orion of cincinnnati
the pickle mocks me,
alone in the jar, it jeers...
ninja cucumber.
Haiku # 37566, October 25, 2006 4:34 pm ET
by orion of cincinnati
beetles in the wind,
like a hail of frozen rain.
insect projectiles.
Haiku # 37565, October 25, 2006 4:18 pm ET
by orion of cincinnati
Oh it is so true
You are not anonymous
Lots of stuff is logged
Haiku # 37564, October 25, 2006 2:55 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
I guess he
Haiku # 37563, October 25, 2006 1:25 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
I can think of worse
late for work, still on line pounds
on the keys for luck
Haiku # 37562, October 25, 2006 1:00 pm ET
by APC
kaleidoscopic
strobes lighted in optic nerve
close the eyes to deal
Haiku # 37561, October 25, 2006 12:21 pm ET
by gigue
Bulmaca Sozlugu
Haiku # 37560, October 25, 2006 11:14 am ET
by h.kara of Bulmaca
hail zabadooey
fifteen electrons of fame
till she pulls the plug
Haiku # 37559, October 25, 2006 9:06 am ET
by ash
went to the doctor
my head hurt, so he x-rayed
he found nothing
Haiku # 37556, October 24, 2006 1:43 pm ET
by bored here..et vous
the stalker, for real
or on line, seeks in others
that void in the self
Haiku # 37555, October 24, 2006 12:11 pm ET
by A Perfect Circle
the "rules" exist in
zen buddhism as flows for
social riverbeds
Haiku # 37554, October 24, 2006 12:00 pm ET
by Any Major Dude
I enjoyed all of it

french onion soup call
of the mid morning to brunch
customs r relative
Haiku # 37553, October 24, 2006 11:59 am ET
by Mox/Any Major Dude
Hangs Slim and curly
Castigated for my dick
You like cheese on top
Haiku # 37552, October 24, 2006 11:34 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
i feel for the men with peyronies
who are hung like bizarre macaronies
that some rules must be bent
one can only lament
but we're glad that it's theirs, not our ownies
Haiku # 37551, October 24, 2006 8:53 am ET
by ash
srtrike with glancing blow
done within the sidereal year
it is of iron
Haiku # 37550, October 23, 2006 7:57 pm ET
by causing side-spin
Liquid blossom sings.
The vampires scold poverty.
The fortresses wake.
Haiku # 37549, October 23, 2006 4:36 pm ET
by Super Haiku
Drive down any road and you
Haiku # 37548, October 23, 2006 12:28 pm ET
by Its not important
love of familiar
storge', a crawling chaos
what we all know of

there's a sense of this
desire for what we knew
but will never be
Haiku # 37547, October 23, 2006 12:16 pm ET
by Mox
welcome back moxie
syntactical travesty
but keep on plugging
Haiku # 37546, October 23, 2006 8:14 am ET
by ash
just glad to see you
back and let the waves flush full
with visions of flow

(good to see u back)
Haiku # 37545, October 22, 2006 9:03 pm ET
by Mox
annoying the masses
lets a mirrors reflection glow
ass in lion's skin




Haiku # 37544, October 22, 2006 7:49 pm ET
by chromato-pseudo-blepsis
Cartilage exposed
Rhinoplasty forthcoming
Caveat Canis!
Haiku # 37543, October 22, 2006 7:40 pm ET
by Lush
Not that I blame you
Some of your verse annoyed some
So why change your name?
Haiku # 37542, October 22, 2006 6:55 pm ET
by William Nippress
last month, lawn I mowed
a bee did fly up my shirt
would ya know? it stung
Haiku # 37541, October 22, 2006 2:48 pm ET
by true story
I play with fire
and get burned with the passion
of thoughtless self-will
Haiku # 37540, October 22, 2006 2:26 pm ET
by mox
baby blues color
softly letting monday die
wild winds calling home
Haiku # 37539, October 22, 2006 12:53 pm ET
by two step
mr nippress's haiku
are thoughtful words and how
I see tact as truth

or perhaps it can be
I'll try to cut down on the
analysis...a bad habit
Haiku # 37538, October 22, 2006 11:53 am ET
by Any Major Dude
just think for a moment
that you are in my shoes
and that I am in yours

when I hear "oh that moxie
is flaming again, you damn
writing stinks" I would in

real life want to right hook
that person which is shocking
because the mindset

I see or despise in most
people is their unwillingness
to be brave to ACTUALLLY

SAY what is on their minds
Haiku # 37537, October 22, 2006 11:51 am ET
by Moxie
there is a pitfall
when someone is known by their
how others see them

Haiku # 37536, October 22, 2006 11:44 am ET
by Any Major Dude/Mox
the people in my
real life are absorbed by their
work, is there time for

empathy when you
know that one moment is but
survival as king
Haiku # 37535, October 22, 2006 11:39 am ET
by Moxie (was back as "Any Major Dude"
Mohamed Ally
To fight Casius Clay
Who do you think wins?


(Non-competitive haiku)
Haiku # 37534, October 22, 2006 6:00 am ET
by William Nippress
A dull Liquid sky
Now summer has departed
Thoughts turn to autumn

(Non-competitive haiku)
Haiku # 37533, October 22, 2006 5:53 am ET
by William Nippress
Hi Yoshi that wave
Its awfully big don
Haiku # 37532, October 22, 2006 5:49 am ET
by William Nippress
The heavens are Blue
But It
Haiku # 37531, October 22, 2006 5:46 am ET
by William Nippress
Don
Haiku # 37530, October 22, 2006 5:42 am ET
by William Nippress
Hi Moxie, so what?
It is a long time no see
First Haiku a flame?
Haiku # 37529, October 22, 2006 5:34 am ET
by William Nippress
measure of distance
general prose used for time
it is the light-year
Haiku # 37528, October 21, 2006 7:51 pm ET
by Crystal and her 2 kids
a lot of people here
express western competitiveness
which is the antithesis
of the spirit of haiku
Haiku # 37527, October 21, 2006 10:57 am ET
by Moxie
Two weeks and give up
Can
Haiku # 37526, October 21, 2006 8:10 am ET
by William Nippress
Life goes in cycles
Sometimes get it sometimes not
Can
Haiku # 37525, October 21, 2006 8:00 am ET
by William Nippress
get naked sweaty
preform a writhing lap dance
costs extra to touch
Haiku # 37524, October 20, 2006 8:42 pm ET
by sellin out.. the way he wants it.. the way he likes it
dance with this love child
disciplined mind and street rat
arabesque, hitch kick
Haiku # 37523, October 20, 2006 8:38 pm ET
by where did my bling go?
A dance we once shared
Now only a memory
Of a better time
Haiku # 37522, October 20, 2006 5:13 pm ET
by Crimson Mind of Phoenix, AZ
far too much dancing
not enough jiggy jiggy
makes for dull haiku
Haiku # 37521, October 20, 2006 8:32 am ET
by ash
Choreography
Keeps us on balance in life
That
Haiku # 37520, October 20, 2006 5:58 am ET
by William Nippress
Dancing Bachata
Contour hugging sexy moves
Good to be a man
*
Three lovely women
Clair, Patricia, and Lorna
I guess I
Haiku # 37519, October 20, 2006 3:41 am ET
by William Nippress
I am very bored
But that is my docile way
It is not my fault
Haiku # 37518, October 19, 2006 2:25 pm ET
by Docility Jones
hole in the heavens
unknown and yet more unkown
taken seriously
Haiku # 37517, October 19, 2006 12:17 pm ET
by gigue
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