Sitting in Starbucks
I spotted a freaky guy
born without any hope
by chessbored of watching the world go by
alphanumeric
you tax my poor memory
i need an upgrade
by ash
so it's come to this
high security haiku
fuck the terrorists
by ash
An overdue fine?
Forgot my library books,
went on vacation.
by chessboredq of oops
You ever wonder
why some arseholes are alive?
Just what are they for?
by chessbored of pondering
Maybe I should leave?
Nearly emigrated once
Toronto is nice
by chessbored of limbo
Dear Betrand Russell
we could use your mind right now
the world is fucked
by chessbored of wrong century
Pour me some more wine
I dont usually drink
but this wine is nice
by chessbored of *hic*
Had to implement
A little captcha image
To defeat spambots
(sorry)
by Janis of Toronto
Stars of dead Actors
Line Hollywood Boulevard
Always under foot
by Crimson Mind of Phoenix, AZ
Spam bots inhabit
Interesting hybrids of
Various countries.
by Phlegmy of Expectoration
Xenophobia. Wedge politics.
Scare campaign. Milos now
Paying the exemplary toll
by Anonymous Poet
Birthday presents? ...tut
Who needs that pain in the butt?
A card should suffice
by chessbored of materialistic purgatory
Milk! Milk! Lemonade!
Round the back Chocolate Cake!
so we sang at school
by chessbored of infant anatomists
What does a man do
when he can't face one more day
...........does it anyway
by chessbored of camus
Taxi driver guy
4am - why beep your horn?
please crash your shit car
by chessbored of insomnia is overrated
this chair hurts my butt
I dream of a leather faced
executive perch
by chessbored of give it a rub
Aggressive beggar
Dont give me that tired old jive
I earn my money
by chessbored of fuck off
Greetings, alien!
With your very large scrotum,
Extra testicle?
by chessbored of secret location
A new 'Superman'?
Christopher Reeve was kosher
alas, his wheelchair rusts
by chessbored of fortress of solitude
Escaped office hell.
modern day production line
break me for profit?
by chessbored of part time slacker
oh anxiety!
gripping my heart like a vice
damn you to hell - twice
by chessbored of greying out
fragrant flower you
your perfume is my succour
this world smells like shit
by chessbored of sniff sniff
it only takes 3 days
to cure nicotine craving
habit is the bind
by chessbored of smoke free zone
due to inflation
your fifteen minutes of fame
will now last just six
by Crimson Mind of Phoenix, AZ
head start?
for what?
more of his bitching.
by Anonymous Poet
cicada
becomes tasty meal
for brother bird
by Anonymous Poet
Entitled: Colloquial Locution
In 'merican 'burbs
Few ponder the plight of Serbs
Please spare us your blurbs
by Lush
Silly army boy
your forged haiku do not go
unnoticed 'round here
by Anonymous Poet
Giving up smoking
Nicotine Craving becomes
Lunatic Raving.
by Phlegmy of Expectoration
thank you!
great site!
good design!
nice work!
buy a dildo bich!
by salesking of Marginland
i am the master of haiku or monster i am yours new god
by people dai of death
haiku haiku on the wall
I prefer a bottle of
saaakeee martini
by shaken! not stirred!
goth deth or must die
then everybody die
by monahinq
Hey Zabadooey
Seems you forgot to mention
'Raging Egotist'
by chessbored of back in town
mister mxyzptlk
at the mention of his name
resumes those old tricks
by ash
noone has ever provoked them
no, but they like to call you names
nedra, are u black or what
what do you want
first of all, express yourself
why are u so angry
by Anonymous Poet
Your feet and hair stink
Please wash that gross dirty ass
Lather up stinky
by Nedra Zeall of New York
With my tomahawk
I accost uniformed cops
Tasered yet again
by Lush
for better or worse
i don't love america
and they ignore me
by ash
as the world changes
it stays pretty much the same
from its perspective
yet ev 'ry moment
the universe is diff 'rent
places people be
the choices are ours
laugh at the indifference
because it won't change
by ash
the end is in sight
perhaps it is illusion
beginning again
by ash
the moon is alone
yet it's not a lonely moon
i can't see its friends
by ash
As if Ash suggests, there's this US custom
First they ought to kill you
Then they give you the head start
Where is the Catch...
the Pun?!
Nice try, ash
by Milos Vujasinovic
Is there a D in democracy
D in, like, destroy
Destroy Miloses family
The silent depths of nothingness
Sweet sounding premises
Of 'The Constitution', ah
by Milos Vujasinovic
End your sentence
Head start over....what?!
Falling into abyss
by Milos Vujasinovic
One country plannedly destroyed one family
shall one say more
The Sun has risen again
by Milos Vujasinovic
before that lament
"america ruined me"
you had a head start
by ash
irani called wayne ?
like the indians called bruce
who telemarket
by ash
