Milk! Milk! Lemonade!
Round the back Chocolate Cake!
so we sang at school

What does a man do
when he can't face one more day
...........does it anyway

Taxi driver guy
4am - why beep your horn?
please crash your shit car

this chair hurts my butt
I dream of a leather faced
executive perch

Aggressive beggar
Dont give me that tired old jive
I earn my money

Greetings, alien!
With your very large scrotum,
Extra testicle?

A new 'Superman'?
Christopher Reeve was kosher
alas, his wheelchair rusts

Escaped office hell.
modern day production line
break me for profit?

oh anxiety!
gripping my heart like a vice
damn you to hell - twice

fragrant flower you
your perfume is my succour
this world smells like shit

it only takes 3 days
to cure nicotine craving
habit is the bind

due to inflation
your fifteen minutes of fame
will now last just six

head start?
for what?
more of his bitching.

cicada
becomes tasty meal
for brother bird

Entitled: Colloquial Locution
In 'merican 'burbs
Few ponder the plight of Serbs
Please spare us your blurbs

Silly army boy
your forged haiku do not go
unnoticed 'round here

Giving up smoking
Nicotine Craving becomes
Lunatic Raving.

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great site!
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i am the master of haiku or monster i am yours new god

haiku haiku on the wall
I prefer a bottle of
saaakeee martini

goth deth or must die
then everybody die

Hey Zabadooey
Seems you forgot to mention
'Raging Egotist'

mister mxyzptlk
at the mention of his name
resumes those old tricks

noone has ever provoked them
no, but they like to call you names
nedra, are u black or what

what do you want
first of all, express yourself
why are u so angry

Your feet and hair stink
Please wash that gross dirty ass
Lather up stinky

With my tomahawk
I accost uniformed cops
Tasered yet again

for better or worse
i don't love america
and they ignore me

as the world changes
it stays pretty much the same
from its perspective

yet ev 'ry moment
the universe is diff 'rent
places people be

the choices are ours
laugh at the indifference
because it won't change

the end is in sight
perhaps it is illusion
beginning again

the moon is alone
yet it's not a lonely moon
i can't see its friends

As if Ash suggests, there's this US custom
First they ought to kill you
Then they give you the head start

Where is the Catch...
the Pun?!
Nice try, ash

Is there a D in democracy
D in, like, destroy
Destroy Miloses family

The silent depths of nothingness
Sweet sounding premises
Of 'The Constitution', ah

End your sentence
Head start over....what?!
Falling into abyss

One country plannedly destroyed one family
shall one say more
The Sun has risen again

before that lament
"america ruined me"
you had a head start

irani called wayne ?
like the indians called bruce
who telemarket

work day afternoon
interrupted by my boss
while I search Monster

it's all about me
it's all about me i said
it's all about me

milo is obsessed,
hasn't mastered Buddha's
non-attachment

Upon seventh skim
Stone discus collapsed beneath
Rippling pond water

conquest of dew drop
what weather is the rain fall
she wins in the pour

canine my hind spot
with a quarter to scratch it
rubbing his hiney

less porn, more gambling
so don't play with your member
try some other stud

thank you janis
for deleting the porn links
just haiku again

a message of heart
it's all i think about now
a bad obsession?

where it comes to cut
blood sacrifice, hate or life
or the best of love

because it happened
doesn't mean you have to clean it up
leave your mess for me

what i think..dunno
chicago express big mess
drive around best tought

six people are there
but who will dare to do that
is it true or fat

Oh my god it's true!
The crazies are replaced by
just more of the same

first there was moxie
then there was zabadooee
and now there's milos

Hope that Emeril Lagasse lookelike
Beside my wife
Explores the cavities of wives

Of those that destroyed my family
one by one, respectively,
Hope the Hell awaits ya