Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
28 Years, 13 Days and 77385 Haiku later...

forget the Exit next year
just like the kings do
boycott the shiyatt
Haiku # 36639, August 5, 2006 1:04 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
freedom, my ass
melting pot, my ass
who the hell sux here?!!!!
Haiku # 36638, August 5, 2006 1:03 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
b92 sux monkey's ass
don't come to belgrade
screw serbia
Haiku # 36637, August 5, 2006 1:01 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Robinson Crusoe
Fucked cross dresser 6 days straight
became Man Friday
Haiku # 36612, August 5, 2006 12:05 am ET
by chessbored of hula hula
Macho, Macho Man
I've got to be a Macho Man!

(I'm Randy Savage)
Haiku # 36611, August 4, 2006 10:30 pm ET
by chessbored of wrestling words
When you were young....and
your heart was an open boooook
Slash sucked Duff's fat cock
Haiku # 36610, August 4, 2006 10:27 pm ET
by chessbored of paradise shitty
Dear Arbman of MOOOOO
Writing a decent haiku
Seems quite beyond you
Haiku # 36609, August 4, 2006 10:25 pm ET
by chessbored of money where your mouth is
Oral Sex anagram
Suck my hose, Mr Axl Rose
Tired of your 80's pose
Haiku # 36608, August 4, 2006 10:09 pm ET
by chessbored of welcome to the jungle.........again...zzzz
Live and let dive, man!
Wait, what was I saying now?...
Ah, you suck my cock!!
Haiku # 36607, August 4, 2006 9:54 pm ET
by Arbman of MOOOOO!!!
Great Michael Moore
model 'Man of the People'
- fat with a shit hat
Haiku # 36606, August 4, 2006 8:53 pm ET
by chessbored of columbine
add beer to hear shite
Mel gibson - anti-Semite
antipodean

Haiku # 36605, August 4, 2006 8:50 pm ET
by chessbored of down under
Going to Starbucks
Shitting on the john - surprise?
It is liquid crap!
Haiku # 36604, August 4, 2006 7:31 pm ET
by chessbored of room for milk
What is there to do?
Let's just eat and fuck all night
Hedonists! UNITE!
Haiku # 36603, August 4, 2006 4:56 pm ET
by Turneron of work
Going to Starbucks
Four dollars for a latte
It is liquid crack
Haiku # 36602, August 4, 2006 4:54 pm ET
by Junkie of Southbay, CA
Sitting on the john
Fuck! Who the hell just walked in?
Hate shitting at work
Haiku # 36601, August 4, 2006 4:51 pm ET
by Addy of L.A

if men are from mars
and women are from venus
where are dumbshits from
Haiku # 36600, August 4, 2006 4:43 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Eight-Five-Sixty Two
Marilyn Monroe found dead
Suicide my ass
Haiku # 36599, August 4, 2006 4:35 pm ET
by Crimson Mind of Phoenix, AZ
melting' pot haiku

if true is that catholics organized
my projection from usa
then it is one stinky junk
Haiku # 36598, August 4, 2006 12:47 pm ET
by Milos Vujasinovic
you know!!! I believe you!!!
talk to me what to do!!!
who needs reasons when we have smartass like you !!!
Haiku # 36597, August 4, 2006 12:42 pm ET
by RESPECT!!!
turn down the volume
there's more than should be aloud
or even allowed
Haiku # 36596, August 4, 2006 9:09 am ET
by ash
idiots!!! thats what you are
fuckin idiots!!!
all of you
Haiku # 36595, August 4, 2006 7:21 am ET
by a man who wants to write something idiotic
Anointing with life
Whispering serenity
Rain as soft as light
Haiku # 36594, August 4, 2006 6:35 am ET
by William nippress
A mismatch by choice
One petite soft feminine
Other large uncouth
Haiku # 36593, August 4, 2006 6:22 am ET
by Who can fathom love?
A single look stuns
With fervor she holds my gaze
Eyes blaze with passion
Haiku # 36592, August 4, 2006 6:12 am ET
by Dedicated to Sultry Nicky
Soft, my loves lips kiss
Held hard her soft body yields
Passion takes control
Haiku # 36591, August 4, 2006 6:06 am ET
by William Nippress
Quantity goes up
Quality goes down and down
Chess think a little
-
Try engaging brain
Before you send your drivel
It
Haiku # 36590, August 4, 2006 5:57 am ET
by Can lead a horse to water
You tiny ants suck
Flakes of my omniscience
Solipsists unite
Haiku # 36589, August 3, 2006 9:54 pm ET
by chessbored of no exit
Animal sex smell
Musky pheremones on heat
Wash your armpits dude
Haiku # 36588, August 3, 2006 9:51 pm ET
by chessbored of bath
Show me your bare arse
I said show me your bear arse
Fuck yourself Yogi
Haiku # 36587, August 3, 2006 9:49 pm ET
by chessbored of Yellowstone Park
Fleet soaring eagle
Lord and master of the skies
I squashed your egg flat
Haiku # 36586, August 3, 2006 9:47 pm ET
by chessbored of guano on holiday
Another haiku?
Quantity has quality
But lets not go nuts
Haiku # 36585, August 3, 2006 9:44 pm ET
by chessbored of Do not pass Go
Fun Masturbation
Top game for one player in
secret location
Haiku # 36584, August 3, 2006 9:42 pm ET
by chessbored of bandhana
Interesting hair
simultaneous pubics
up here and down there
Haiku # 36583, August 3, 2006 9:39 pm ET
by chessbored of backcomb your pubes
Poor Albert Camus
Genius wiped out driving
"WATCH OUT FOR THAT TR-!!!!"
Haiku # 36582, August 3, 2006 5:51 pm ET
by chessbored of outside
3 sad wasted lines
from Anonymous Poet
fat hairy scro-et
Haiku # 36581, August 3, 2006 5:48 pm ET
by chessbored of sac it to me
please pull my finger
and seal the windows and doors
so it'll linger
Haiku # 36580, August 3, 2006 5:45 pm ET
by chesbored of eggy
Garlic and ginger
Makes your salmon taste divine
and your fingers smell
Haiku # 36579, August 3, 2006 5:42 pm ET
by chessbored of sniff sniff
Look over there, a thief!

......but I dont see anyone.

He's good, stole your eyes
Haiku # 36578, August 3, 2006 5:40 pm ET
by chessbored of blinky
Air on your G String
Now please blow my pink oboe
Woodwind siren song
Haiku # 36577, August 3, 2006 5:38 pm ET
by chessbored of toot toot
No Radio 3
Modulation misery
pirates are to blame
Haiku # 36576, August 3, 2006 5:34 pm ET
by chessbored of qwerty
Prostitute said what
to Abbott and Costello?
"Who's on first?" of course
Haiku # 36575, August 3, 2006 3:33 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
he's as abrassive
as forty grit sandpaper
on a grinding wheel
Haiku # 36574, August 3, 2006 3:25 pm ET
by Crimson Mind of Phoenix, AZ
Lame dialectic
Um ... "Holy irrelevance!"
Thought this: badhaiku
Haiku # 36573, August 3, 2006 1:29 am ET
by Lush
what goes around, eh ?
history is mystery
get what you de-serb
Haiku # 36572, August 2, 2006 8:37 pm ET
by ash
Belgrade prostitute?
Slobber-down-my-cock-you-bitch
Dead Milosevic
Haiku # 36571, August 2, 2006 4:19 pm ET
by chessbored of past tense
tunder from the black sky
I feel the presence that never lies
stillness of the night wind
Haiku # 36570, August 2, 2006 4:03 pm ET
by mercy as a blade
NW 10 G 17 means
2-min average wind direction is NW
2-min average wind speed is 10

belgrade ustashas scream hell
over this guy
serbian thief, the most known one (you know who he is)
Haiku # 36569, August 2, 2006 2:30 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
serbian ustashas killed the serbs
the most terrible ustashas were
serbs that became croats

these bloody ustashas
finally became the partisans
now saying looka there goes a thief

even today
many serbs preparing thmsls to become
"honest" ustashasa when they grow up
Haiku # 36568, August 2, 2006 2:25 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
ustasha haiku

hating serbs in belgrade
its a popular shit
look there goes a serbian thief
Haiku # 36567, August 2, 2006 2:20 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
look a thief
these serbian ustashas scream
while destroying the entire serbia
Haiku # 36566, August 2, 2006 2:16 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
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