the smart, funny, rich
beautiful girl of your dreams
Is surely taken

Sudoku today,
Is just digits in boxes,
A little bit rude.

eyes like blue headlights
hair cartoon firecracker red
with lips like Jolie

*****
legs that just won't quit
quality, natural breasts
firm, subtle round ass

*****

look of innocence
sexy, passionate and wild
intelligent too

*****

the girl of my dreams
smart, funny, rich, beautiful
too much to ask for?

The bouncy bellies probe.
Moans tightly drink the shudders.
Bouncy shudders undress.

poems to live,buy
chance of a lifetime,great price
by one gets one free

I know the feeling
Only self amusement here
And aggrandizement

as hard as I try
my haiku still aren't funny
story of my life

Captured crapulence
With rapturous aperture
Jap apparatus

in over your head
i don't think it is funny
but i don't get it

How do we tell! said
A curious postulate
That we had sex twice
-
Twice? Said her colleague
Well yes, she said. Don

Put up the good fight.
Fought hard. Was in it right up
to the beginning.

Perhaps with new look
I resemble hamster some
What: I may mate yet.

Some mammals have luck
Hamsters mate twice every year
The Lucky bastards

Paddle hard Yoshie
The wave is nearly on us
Dam Japanese print

Just realised: No
Sex for two months. Am fully
re-virginising.

What is this sex thing?
I forget. May start growing
Hair on palms of hands.

To accessorise:
A glassy stare, over-sweat,
And a feral stench.

May also adopt
Curious gait and a drool.
There is not a hope.

Ok, must be words
Pity as it can kill thought
I suppose its me?

Will not let me paste
Tried typing but not working
Must think I

I break humerus,
Wisdom teeth emerge; haiku
And codeine numbs pain.

Me write haiku.
Me write haiku all day long,
make me happy boy.

A prolapsed rectum
Among your ailment spectrum
Anal bliss, then woe

The Summer Solstice
The longest day of the year
But how wide is it?

If your firewall
Blocks your referer header
You are not human

:-)

Ah-ha. The answer
To my problem lies within
My firewall software.

I write the haiku.
Site objects, apparantly
I'm a horrid bot.

Looking for a mate
With a soft kiss on my lips
and love in my heart
-
Bulge in my trousers
Lets them know I

starry starry night
paint your palette blue and grey
close, but no haiku

The peaceful forest
Disturbed by his tinkling bling -
Rapper out of Bounds!

Aluminum Hats
Will not save you when they come
To take you away

men's brain fly high when
bloodhound gang members do the
penispropeller
-
it is sad but true
without it we are nothing
with it just problems

a hard decision
why choose coming or going
when you can do both

What a good idea -
Those years were really too long.
Welcome back Janis

I have found your site
Bad Haiku is hit or miss
This one is a miss

Bad haiku is back
and I even did not know
how wonderful news

My prick says yes, yes
I

some may say forum
yet others are against 'em
it's just bad haiku

what the fuck
a forum or a haiku site?
some people cant tell.

Confucius. He say
Man with whole in his pocket
Feel cocky all day

Koyaanisqatsi
Surly is opposite to
Sticking it to man

Yes, search is broken
I don't have time to fix it
La la la la la

Hey Khalil Gibran
Proto-hippie Masterplan?
Stick it to The Man!

I did not mean you!
Meant you! Your Haiku

Again ... dash spelling,
grammar, diction and usage.
Descriptivism!

Spiralling inward
Whilst hurtling ever northward
In Torontan fjord

My haiku might not scan
But your pretty search engine
Does not work at all

one thing i learned
applies here
opinions are like assholes

She's got headlight eyes
That shine the light of harsh truth
Damn, I am ugly!

-- inspired by haiku #36257, by Lush

Crossing the border
Freak rainstorm out of the blue
Rio Grande consumes

You

bruce dern was so right
ain't but two things taste like fish
and one of them's fish

Reflected in eyes
Of my beloved up close
Damn, I am handsome!