Ok, must be words
Pity as it can kill thought
I suppose its me?

Will not let me paste
Tried typing but not working
Must think I

I break humerus,
Wisdom teeth emerge; haiku
And codeine numbs pain.

Me write haiku.
Me write haiku all day long,
make me happy boy.

A prolapsed rectum
Among your ailment spectrum
Anal bliss, then woe

The Summer Solstice
The longest day of the year
But how wide is it?

If your firewall
Blocks your referer header
You are not human

:-)

Ah-ha. The answer
To my problem lies within
My firewall software.

I write the haiku.
Site objects, apparantly
I'm a horrid bot.

Looking for a mate
With a soft kiss on my lips
and love in my heart
-
Bulge in my trousers
Lets them know I

starry starry night
paint your palette blue and grey
close, but no haiku

The peaceful forest
Disturbed by his tinkling bling -
Rapper out of Bounds!

Aluminum Hats
Will not save you when they come
To take you away

men's brain fly high when
bloodhound gang members do the
penispropeller
-
it is sad but true
without it we are nothing
with it just problems

a hard decision
why choose coming or going
when you can do both

What a good idea -
Those years were really too long.
Welcome back Janis

I have found your site
Bad Haiku is hit or miss
This one is a miss

Bad haiku is back
and I even did not know
how wonderful news

My prick says yes, yes
I

some may say forum
yet others are against 'em
it's just bad haiku

what the fuck
a forum or a haiku site?
some people cant tell.

Confucius. He say
Man with whole in his pocket
Feel cocky all day

Koyaanisqatsi
Surly is opposite to
Sticking it to man

Yes, search is broken
I don't have time to fix it
La la la la la

Hey Khalil Gibran
Proto-hippie Masterplan?
Stick it to The Man!

I did not mean you!
Meant you! Your Haiku

Again ... dash spelling,
grammar, diction and usage.
Descriptivism!

Spiralling inward
Whilst hurtling ever northward
In Torontan fjord

My haiku might not scan
But your pretty search engine
Does not work at all

one thing i learned
applies here
opinions are like assholes

She's got headlight eyes
That shine the light of harsh truth
Damn, I am ugly!

-- inspired by haiku #36257, by Lush

Crossing the border
Freak rainstorm out of the blue
Rio Grande consumes

You

bruce dern was so right
ain't but two things taste like fish
and one of them's fish

Reflected in eyes
Of my beloved up close
Damn, I am handsome!

Sprachbarrieren,
Grenzen, Kapital, Glaube -
they are all just words!

Majku Vam jebem nije Isusovu
Svima u Beogradu
Koji se po losem prepoznaju

WELL PUT BIRD!

Come to Serbia but with a lot of dough
Unless you wanna be dead meat
To the bastards across the board

Damn, if Serb crazy bitches
find out you are down and out
Cabbies'll be on look out to run you over

Life isn't science
We make it up as we go
Things often go wrong

Wicca solstice day
The goat is not behaving
I leave the knives blunt

What friends are to you?
A good friend will come bail you out
Even from a of jail
*
When your in trouble
True friends will sit next to you
And say we screwed up
*
I've learned such as this
Life is like toilet paper
Go

Circling each other
We are trying to score points
Ex lovers and I
*
It maters who wins
Makes us feel superior
Wretched waste of time

melancholia
there's not a lot you can do
but plenty you can't

Three whole punch,
punch, punch,
one at a time.

Lick the lollipop
of mediocrity once;
you'll suck forever

destroy his family
portray a misfit in the eye of public
the ancient recipe to destroy one

this world lacks quality
la lala lalala la la
leaders suck ass bigtime

across the table, not knowing why

the most despised in the West
the biggest western bitch in the East
i am your motherfucker bitches