Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
28 Years, 13 Days and 77384 Haiku later...

Koyaanisqatsi
Surly is opposite to
Sticking it to man
Haiku # 36269, June 23, 2006 1:14 pm ET
by Questionable ethics
Yes, search is broken
I don't have time to fix it
La la la la la
Haiku # 36268, June 23, 2006 11:51 am ET
by Janis
Hey Khalil Gibran
Proto-hippie Masterplan?
Stick it to The Man!
Haiku # 36267, June 23, 2006 9:03 am ET
by koyaanisqatsi
I did not mean you!
Meant you! Your Haiku
Haiku # 36266, June 23, 2006 9:02 am ET
by William Nippress
Again ... dash spelling,
grammar, diction and usage.
Descriptivism!
Haiku # 36265, June 23, 2006 5:25 am ET
by Lush
Spiralling inward
Whilst hurtling ever northward
In Torontan fjord
Haiku # 36264, June 23, 2006 5:21 am ET
by Lush
My haiku might not scan
But your pretty search engine
Does not work at all
Haiku # 36263, June 23, 2006 2:53 am ET
by Floored genius
one thing i learned
applies here
opinions are like assholes
Haiku # 36262, June 22, 2006 11:39 pm ET
by C.A.
She's got headlight eyes
That shine the light of harsh truth
Damn, I am ugly!

-- inspired by haiku #36257, by Lush
Haiku # 36261, June 22, 2006 3:15 pm ET
by Crimson Mind of Phoenix, AZ
Crossing the border
Freak rainstorm out of the blue
Rio Grande consumes
Haiku # 36260, June 22, 2006 1:34 pm ET
by Richard
You
Haiku # 36259, June 22, 2006 8:55 am ET
by William Nippress
bruce dern was so right
ain't but two things taste like fish
and one of them's fish
Haiku # 36258, June 21, 2006 11:48 pm ET
by ash
Reflected in eyes
Of my beloved up close
Damn, I am handsome!
Haiku # 36257, June 21, 2006 4:23 pm ET
by Lush
Sprachbarrieren,
Grenzen, Kapital, Glaube -
they are all just words!
Haiku # 36256, June 21, 2006 3:52 pm ET
by Austrian talking to drunken croatian of Nickelsdorf, Austria
Majku Vam jebem nije Isusovu
Svima u Beogradu
Koji se po losem prepoznaju
Haiku # 36255, June 21, 2006 2:32 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
WELL PUT BIRD!
Haiku # 36254, June 21, 2006 2:00 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Come to Serbia but with a lot of dough
Unless you wanna be dead meat
To the bastards across the board
Haiku # 36253, June 21, 2006 1:48 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Damn, if Serb crazy bitches
find out you are down and out
Cabbies'll be on look out to run you over
Haiku # 36252, June 21, 2006 1:46 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Life isn't science
We make it up as we go
Things often go wrong
Haiku # 36251, June 21, 2006 1:30 pm ET
by Crimson Mind of Phoenix, AZ
Wicca solstice day
The goat is not behaving
I leave the knives blunt
Haiku # 36250, June 21, 2006 11:42 am ET
by Brady of Toronto
What friends are to you?
A good friend will come bail you out
Even from a of jail
*
When your in trouble
True friends will sit next to you
And say we screwed up
*
I've learned such as this
Life is like toilet paper
Go
Haiku # 36249, June 21, 2006 7:58 am ET
by Wise old bird
Circling each other
We are trying to score points
Ex lovers and I
*
It maters who wins
Makes us feel superior
Wretched waste of time
Haiku # 36248, June 21, 2006 7:21 am ET
by Male chauvinist
melancholia
there's not a lot you can do
but plenty you can't
Haiku # 36247, June 21, 2006 4:09 am ET
by ash
Three whole punch,
punch, punch,
one at a time.
Haiku # 36246, June 20, 2006 3:17 pm ET
by Tristan of Vermont
Lick the lollipop
of mediocrity once;
you'll suck forever
Haiku # 36245, June 20, 2006 1:58 pm ET
by Crimson Mind of Phoenix, AZ
destroy his family
portray a misfit in the eye of public
the ancient recipe to destroy one
Haiku # 36244, June 20, 2006 1:16 pm ET
by Milos Vujasinovic
this world lacks quality
la lala lalala la la
leaders suck ass bigtime
Haiku # 36243, June 20, 2006 12:46 pm ET
by Milos Vujasinovic of SANU is my bitch
across the table, not knowing why

the most despised in the West
the biggest western bitch in the East
i am your motherfucker bitches
Haiku # 36242, June 20, 2006 12:42 pm ET
by Milos Vujasinovic of SANU is my bitch
In the backyard,green eyes peering from the bush
Kitty is stalking me!
Haiku # 36241, June 20, 2006 1:02 am ET
by Christine Bruness of Lyndhurst, NJ
piano in the corner
soulful play
bitch waitress walking by.
Haiku # 36240, June 19, 2006 9:59 pm ET
by C.A. of Oklahoma.
massive attack of
assholes during their concertt.
"this is backstage area"
Haiku # 36239, June 19, 2006 5:11 pm ET
by austrian of austria
placebo effect:
working as security
while they played their songs
Haiku # 36238, June 19, 2006 5:05 pm ET
by Austrian Security Student of klick the link or stink
Beatle McCartney
Turned Sixty Four on Sunday
Song bites Paul in ass

*****

McCartney's new wife
Just wants Paul's money now that
He's turned Sixty four

*****

"Will you still feed me,
Will you still need me, when I'm
Sixty Four?" - Guess Not.
Haiku # 36237, June 19, 2006 3:25 pm ET
by Crimson Mind of Phoenix, AZ
The stakes were as high
as the participants.
But I won the game
Haiku # 36236, June 19, 2006 2:42 pm ET
by Janis of Toronto
Softly she murmurs
We dance in each other
Haiku # 36235, June 19, 2006 9:16 am ET
by William Nippress
Birth, life and my death
I will be there for them all
But where will you be?
Haiku # 36234, June 19, 2006 9:15 am ET
by William Nippress
surf's up shintaro
sing a song of fuji-san
waxing lyrical
Haiku # 36233, June 19, 2006 9:08 am ET
by ash
Am I qualified?
Just who
Haiku # 36232, June 19, 2006 9:00 am ET
by William Nippress
dancing with the dead
dangerous undertaking
oops, i soiled my pants
Haiku # 36231, June 19, 2006 8:58 am ET
by ash
this ambivalence
i can't decide if it's me
perhaps i should change
Haiku # 36230, June 19, 2006 8:54 am ET
by ash
Thanks for your efforts
Better! Knew you could do it
Just needed a kick
Haiku # 36229, June 19, 2006 8:52 am ET
by William Nippress
on my backyard deck,
weathered black cat meows
claiming its new turf
Haiku # 36228, June 18, 2006 7:29 pm ET
by Christine Bruness of Lyndhurst, NJ
Some festoonery
Draped upon lampoonery
Mere buffoonery
Haiku # 36227, June 18, 2006 3:47 pm ET
by Lush
Some hard drive failure
mixed in with some partying
The weekend excites
Haiku # 36226, June 18, 2006 12:16 pm ET
by Janis of Toronto
Masterful being
Your imaginariness
Is what you do best
Haiku # 36225, June 18, 2006 12:15 pm ET
by Janis of Toronto
wake up to myself
the time for naked has passed
smear the vaseline


Haiku # 36224, June 17, 2006 11:38 pm ET
by ash
counting syllables
it's like painting by numbers
if your soul's not bared
Haiku # 36223, June 17, 2006 10:26 pm ET
by ash
"Time Dog" saves future
A science fiction short film
By Robert Peacock

*****
LepreCon Film Fest
Second Annual Awards
Best of Show: "Time Dog"
Haiku # 36222, June 16, 2006 7:17 pm ET
by Crimson Mind of Phoenix, AZ
Snap. You've been served will,
Now get to it you pussies
Let the verse kick ass.
Haiku # 36221, June 16, 2006 3:48 pm ET
by Janis of its on!
Yo, William Asspress.
How about an example
Of genius in verse?
Haiku # 36220, June 16, 2006 3:22 pm ET
by Lush
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