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Damn, if Serb crazy bitches
find out you are down and out
Cabbies'll be on look out to run you over
Haiku # 36252, June 21, 2006 1:46 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Life isn't science
We make it up as we go
Things often go wrong
Haiku # 36251, June 21, 2006 1:30 pm ET
by Crimson Mind of Phoenix, AZ
Wicca solstice day
The goat is not behaving
I leave the knives blunt
Haiku # 36250, June 21, 2006 11:42 am ET
by Brady of Toronto
What friends are to you?
A good friend will come bail you out
Even from a of jail
*
When your in trouble
True friends will sit next to you
And say we screwed up
*
I've learned such as this
Life is like toilet paper
Go
Haiku # 36249, June 21, 2006 7:58 am ET
by Wise old bird
Circling each other
We are trying to score points
Ex lovers and I
*
It maters who wins
Makes us feel superior
Wretched waste of time
Haiku # 36248, June 21, 2006 7:21 am ET
by Male chauvinist
melancholia
there's not a lot you can do
but plenty you can't
Haiku # 36247, June 21, 2006 4:09 am ET
by ash
Three whole punch,
punch, punch,
one at a time.
Haiku # 36246, June 20, 2006 3:17 pm ET
by Tristan of Vermont
Lick the lollipop
of mediocrity once;
you'll suck forever
Haiku # 36245, June 20, 2006 1:58 pm ET
by Crimson Mind of Phoenix, AZ
destroy his family
portray a misfit in the eye of public
the ancient recipe to destroy one
Haiku # 36244, June 20, 2006 1:16 pm ET
by Milos Vujasinovic
this world lacks quality
la lala lalala la la
leaders suck ass bigtime
Haiku # 36243, June 20, 2006 12:46 pm ET
by Milos Vujasinovic of SANU is my bitch
across the table, not knowing why

the most despised in the West
the biggest western bitch in the East
i am your motherfucker bitches
Haiku # 36242, June 20, 2006 12:42 pm ET
by Milos Vujasinovic of SANU is my bitch
In the backyard,green eyes peering from the bush
Kitty is stalking me!
Haiku # 36241, June 20, 2006 1:02 am ET
by Christine Bruness of Lyndhurst, NJ
piano in the corner
soulful play
bitch waitress walking by.
Haiku # 36240, June 19, 2006 9:59 pm ET
by C.A. of Oklahoma.
massive attack of
assholes during their concertt.
"this is backstage area"
Haiku # 36239, June 19, 2006 5:11 pm ET
by austrian of austria
placebo effect:
working as security
while they played their songs
Haiku # 36238, June 19, 2006 5:05 pm ET
by Austrian Security Student of klick the link or stink
Beatle McCartney
Turned Sixty Four on Sunday
Song bites Paul in ass

*****

McCartney's new wife
Just wants Paul's money now that
He's turned Sixty four

*****

"Will you still feed me,
Will you still need me, when I'm
Sixty Four?" - Guess Not.
Haiku # 36237, June 19, 2006 3:25 pm ET
by Crimson Mind of Phoenix, AZ
The stakes were as high
as the participants.
But I won the game
Haiku # 36236, June 19, 2006 2:42 pm ET
by Janis of Toronto
Softly she murmurs
We dance in each other
Haiku # 36235, June 19, 2006 9:16 am ET
by William Nippress
Birth, life and my death
I will be there for them all
But where will you be?
Haiku # 36234, June 19, 2006 9:15 am ET
by William Nippress
surf's up shintaro
sing a song of fuji-san
waxing lyrical
Haiku # 36233, June 19, 2006 9:08 am ET
by ash
Am I qualified?
Just who
Haiku # 36232, June 19, 2006 9:00 am ET
by William Nippress
dancing with the dead
dangerous undertaking
oops, i soiled my pants
Haiku # 36231, June 19, 2006 8:58 am ET
by ash
this ambivalence
i can't decide if it's me
perhaps i should change
Haiku # 36230, June 19, 2006 8:54 am ET
by ash
Thanks for your efforts
Better! Knew you could do it
Just needed a kick
Haiku # 36229, June 19, 2006 8:52 am ET
by William Nippress
on my backyard deck,
weathered black cat meows
claiming its new turf
Haiku # 36228, June 18, 2006 7:29 pm ET
by Christine Bruness of Lyndhurst, NJ
Some festoonery
Draped upon lampoonery
Mere buffoonery
Haiku # 36227, June 18, 2006 3:47 pm ET
by Lush
Some hard drive failure
mixed in with some partying
The weekend excites
Haiku # 36226, June 18, 2006 12:16 pm ET
by Janis of Toronto
Masterful being
Your imaginariness
Is what you do best
Haiku # 36225, June 18, 2006 12:15 pm ET
by Janis of Toronto
wake up to myself
the time for naked has passed
smear the vaseline


Haiku # 36224, June 17, 2006 11:38 pm ET
by ash
counting syllables
it's like painting by numbers
if your soul's not bared
Haiku # 36223, June 17, 2006 10:26 pm ET
by ash
"Time Dog" saves future
A science fiction short film
By Robert Peacock

*****
LepreCon Film Fest
Second Annual Awards
Best of Show: "Time Dog"
Haiku # 36222, June 16, 2006 7:17 pm ET
by Crimson Mind of Phoenix, AZ
Snap. You've been served will,
Now get to it you pussies
Let the verse kick ass.
Haiku # 36221, June 16, 2006 3:48 pm ET
by Janis of its on!
Yo, William Asspress.
How about an example
Of genius in verse?
Haiku # 36220, June 16, 2006 3:22 pm ET
by Lush
Aghaa, write something good!
Your drivel
Haiku # 36219, June 16, 2006 6:34 am ET
by William nippress of Why do you bother?
What the fuck is that Exit
when there is no exit
At least not from your skin
Haiku # 36218, June 16, 2006 6:06 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
naked in the past,
forgot time travel rule one:
you can't go in clothes

-- inspired by the movie, "The Terminator"
and the SciFaiku of James M. Palmer at Area 51
Haiku # 36217, June 15, 2006 2:57 pm ET
by Crimson Mind of Phoenix, AZ
Serbs are as bad
as the rest of the shit in the world
True badder, no mistake
Haiku # 36216, June 15, 2006 2:45 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Screw any city elders
herding after individual
Serbs or not
Haiku # 36215, June 15, 2006 2:43 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Chaos reigns within.
Reflect, repent, and reboot.
Order shall return.
Haiku # 36214, June 15, 2006 6:38 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
ribald poesy
rampant, flagrant heresy
chronic pleurisy
Haiku # 36213, June 15, 2006 12:08 am ET
by Lush
Hosting parasites
All hail Janis, source of site
Approaching midnight
Haiku # 36212, June 14, 2006 11:29 pm ET
by Lush
back to the beaches
it was nice to be away
but this is my home
Haiku # 36211, June 14, 2006 8:06 pm ET
by ash
Vladane jebem ti mrtvu majku
na grobu tvog nerodjenog deteta
I svim tebi slicnim
Haiku # 36210, June 14, 2006 5:34 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Beware of Dog sign
A dominant colour scheme
And nothing to say
Haiku # 36209, June 14, 2006 3:29 pm ET
by Janis
Five syllables first
Seven syllables come next
Finish with five more
Haiku # 36208, June 14, 2006 2:44 pm ET
by Crimson Mind of Phoenix, AZ
There's no need to fret
Just because that big wave is
crashing down on us
Haiku # 36207, June 14, 2006 1:54 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
she moved to charleston
now she has a new boyfriend
I'm stuck all alone
Haiku # 36206, June 13, 2006 10:33 am ET
by left b hind of euphoria, Mi
Meet two ex girlfriends
With one today 2.30
Other tomorrow
-
Thought I
Haiku # 36205, June 13, 2006 7:17 am ET
by Male chauvinist of Not my real name
on my holiday
a square mile of time capsule
and lots of suburbs
Haiku # 36204, June 12, 2006 8:04 pm ET
by ash
on the powerbook
after a brief hiatus
here in adelaide
Haiku # 36203, June 12, 2006 8:02 pm ET
by ash
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