Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
28 Years, 13 Days and 77384 Haiku later...

There's no need to fret
Just because that big wave is
crashing down on us
Haiku # 36207, June 14, 2006 1:54 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
she moved to charleston
now she has a new boyfriend
I'm stuck all alone
Haiku # 36206, June 13, 2006 10:33 am ET
by left b hind of euphoria, Mi
Meet two ex girlfriends
With one today 2.30
Other tomorrow
-
Thought I
Haiku # 36205, June 13, 2006 7:17 am ET
by Male chauvinist of Not my real name
on my holiday
a square mile of time capsule
and lots of suburbs
Haiku # 36204, June 12, 2006 8:04 pm ET
by ash
on the powerbook
after a brief hiatus
here in adelaide
Haiku # 36203, June 12, 2006 8:02 pm ET
by ash
And then listen to
the murmers of the ludites
musings insincere
Haiku # 36202, June 12, 2006 2:46 pm ET
by Janis
Two large auto bots
No one reads them or acts or connects
What a waste of space
Haiku # 36201, June 12, 2006 8:42 am ET
by William Nippress of still dancing
I think that one day
we'll abandon our bodies
and become machines
Haiku # 36200, June 12, 2006 4:30 am ET
by Janis of the future
Nice conversation
Alphabit alternate names
One is Ascii puffs
Haiku # 36199, June 12, 2006 4:30 am ET
by Janis of Toronto
Moral dilemmas
Pondering the good fortune
of those in great need
Haiku # 36198, June 12, 2006 4:30 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Dead duck is floating,
spinning, caught in the twirling
eddy of desire
Haiku # 36197, June 12, 2006 2:25 am ET
by Betty LeBomb
A student no more
No uni ever again
And I didn't fail
Haiku # 36196, June 11, 2006 4:52 pm ET
by No longer a student of Manchester
England wins its first
A nice one nothing final
Heartbreak comes later
Haiku # 36195, June 11, 2006 11:45 am ET
by Janis of Toronto
strange - no haiku for two days
are you guys asleep or what?
i hope you're angry
Haiku # 36194, June 11, 2006 5:53 am ET
by Austrian of Austria
rearranging rhymes
not uncreative really
nonartificial
Haiku # 36193, June 9, 2006 5:03 pm ET
by Faking Austrian of Nonsense Location
lyrical death threat
nasty words, search engine roars
treat me with caution
Haiku # 36192, June 9, 2006 4:54 pm ET
by Schizophrenic Austrian of Austria
see me hear me but
still you try to box me in
think you know my mind
Haiku # 36191, June 9, 2006 4:15 pm ET
by Austrian of Asia
does sound like pussy
though impossible you are
not replacing bach
Haiku # 36190, June 9, 2006 4:04 pm ET
by Emi hater of Austria
antigravity
you must read Einstein's Hot Time
funny article
Haiku # 36189, June 9, 2006 3:53 pm ET
by pseudoscientist of Austria
The more you beat boss
The more next boss becomes strong.
Warning forever!
*
Time will increase; if
you die: decrease. Beat more boss -
Before time is lost!
Haiku # 36188, June 9, 2006 3:21 pm ET
by Shoot m ups are bad
ronald MC donald
fuck house charities one two
diabetes too
Haiku # 36187, June 9, 2006 3:05 pm ET
by nephrologist of Austrian dialysis station
I know someone who
Oftentimes would write haiku
And now he is dead
Haiku are bad
Haiku # 36186, June 9, 2006 2:56 pm ET
by Haiku are bad
us citizen
hyperlipidaemia
live long and prosper
Haiku # 36185, June 9, 2006 2:55 pm ET
by alpinist of Austria
Methylphenidate
Trimethoxyamfetamin
Secobarbital
Haiku # 36184, June 9, 2006 2:46 pm ET
by Drugs are bad
Sometimes this site is
Sofa king we todd did
It's hard not to laugh
Haiku # 36183, June 9, 2006 2:31 pm ET
by Janis of Toronto
The hose on the roof
Is not to be confused with
The hoes on the street
Haiku # 36182, June 9, 2006 2:27 pm ET
by Janis
Maybe, to make her
a bit more angry I should,
spell it S h eLIA
Haiku # 36181, June 9, 2006 2:09 pm ET
by Stan Kho
Sheila, the deserter.
Left EVERYONE in tow,
including her dead father.
Haiku # 36180, June 9, 2006 2:06 pm ET
by Stan Kho
Sheila is now dead,
In the abandonment of
all that she ever knew.
Haiku # 36179, June 9, 2006 2:03 pm ET
by Stan Kho
The thing about plants
Is that they don't like to move
That's why they're called plants
Haiku # 36178, June 9, 2006 11:08 am ET
by Janis of Toronto
bad haiku by ash
salsa dancing jimila
tango and lorna
Haiku # 36177, June 9, 2006 9:38 am ET
by mellie
I said it before
But I will say it again
You
Haiku # 36176, June 9, 2006 6:58 am ET
by William Nippress of Nemesis
Standards gone down loads
Bad haiku was
Haiku # 36175, June 9, 2006 6:52 am ET
by William Nippress of Nemesis
The sirens are singing
I follow them
"You
Haiku # 36174, June 9, 2006 1:19 am ET
by Mara of Vancity, Canada
Listen up Al Gore.
Here's "An Inconvenient Truth:"
You're not viable.
Haiku # 36173, June 9, 2006 12:26 am ET
by Lush
I proclaim, "Get those
mutherfuckin' snakes off this
mutherfuckin' plane"
Haiku # 36172, June 8, 2006 5:20 pm ET
by Janis of Toronto
oh man in the moon
stop giggling you foolish clown
as world goes gaga
Haiku # 36171, June 8, 2006 3:37 pm ET
by man from the jungle of Austria
Stupidity reigns
From land of the rising sun
Came that spammer bot
Haiku # 36170, June 7, 2006 4:03 pm ET
by Janis
Your leaden mud walks.
Prayers fall then a priest wakes.
Black blue water burns.
Haiku # 36169, June 7, 2006 2:33 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
A journey hates earth.
Returned fish turn and priests walk.
Hairs set but cold walks.
Haiku # 36168, June 7, 2006 2:03 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Blue, green hands return.
Twisting nuns clash the towers.
Delicate clouds run.
Haiku # 36167, June 7, 2006 1:52 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Must pronounce them right:
mathematics family,
family mathematics.
Haiku # 36166, June 7, 2006 1:17 pm ET
by MyGoodFriend
Cold sets ugly sheep.
The fish loiter or mud falls.
Stupidity waits.
Haiku # 36165, June 7, 2006 1:03 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
It's not metaphor
I know why the caged bird sings
Innate, not plaintive
Haiku # 36164, June 7, 2006 12:59 pm ET
by Lush
Some spam is tasty
I'm way into "teen fisting"
To the elbow kids!
Haiku # 36163, June 7, 2006 12:55 pm ET
by Lush
Mud roughly hunts smoke.
Good cold hates a plundered spice.
Cruelly, ships burn.
Haiku # 36162, June 7, 2006 12:40 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Hairs walk then truth plays.
Broken empty angels wake.
Blossom strokes summer.
Haiku # 36161, June 7, 2006 12:12 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
The arrows bend pears.
Love returns then the eyes wake.
A petal scolds breasts.
Haiku # 36160, June 7, 2006 12:10 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Fucking spammer bot
you make me see red you do
I hate you to bits
Haiku # 36159, June 7, 2006 11:46 am ET
by Janis of Grrrrr
Earth splashes yet triumphs break.
Fair plundered angels retire.
Wonder turns the birds.
Haiku # 36158, June 7, 2006 11:43 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
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