Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
28 Years, 13 Days and 77384 Haiku later...

Two large auto bots
No one reads them or acts or connects
What a waste of space
Haiku # 36201, June 12, 2006 8:42 am ET
by William Nippress of still dancing
I think that one day
we'll abandon our bodies
and become machines
Haiku # 36200, June 12, 2006 4:30 am ET
by Janis of the future
Nice conversation
Alphabit alternate names
One is Ascii puffs
Haiku # 36199, June 12, 2006 4:30 am ET
by Janis of Toronto
Moral dilemmas
Pondering the good fortune
of those in great need
Haiku # 36198, June 12, 2006 4:30 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Dead duck is floating,
spinning, caught in the twirling
eddy of desire
Haiku # 36197, June 12, 2006 2:25 am ET
by Betty LeBomb
A student no more
No uni ever again
And I didn't fail
Haiku # 36196, June 11, 2006 4:52 pm ET
by No longer a student of Manchester
England wins its first
A nice one nothing final
Heartbreak comes later
Haiku # 36195, June 11, 2006 11:45 am ET
by Janis of Toronto
strange - no haiku for two days
are you guys asleep or what?
i hope you're angry
Haiku # 36194, June 11, 2006 5:53 am ET
by Austrian of Austria
rearranging rhymes
not uncreative really
nonartificial
Haiku # 36193, June 9, 2006 5:03 pm ET
by Faking Austrian of Nonsense Location
lyrical death threat
nasty words, search engine roars
treat me with caution
Haiku # 36192, June 9, 2006 4:54 pm ET
by Schizophrenic Austrian of Austria
see me hear me but
still you try to box me in
think you know my mind
Haiku # 36191, June 9, 2006 4:15 pm ET
by Austrian of Asia
does sound like pussy
though impossible you are
not replacing bach
Haiku # 36190, June 9, 2006 4:04 pm ET
by Emi hater of Austria
antigravity
you must read Einstein's Hot Time
funny article
Haiku # 36189, June 9, 2006 3:53 pm ET
by pseudoscientist of Austria
The more you beat boss
The more next boss becomes strong.
Warning forever!
*
Time will increase; if
you die: decrease. Beat more boss -
Before time is lost!
Haiku # 36188, June 9, 2006 3:21 pm ET
by Shoot m ups are bad
ronald MC donald
fuck house charities one two
diabetes too
Haiku # 36187, June 9, 2006 3:05 pm ET
by nephrologist of Austrian dialysis station
I know someone who
Oftentimes would write haiku
And now he is dead
Haiku are bad
Haiku # 36186, June 9, 2006 2:56 pm ET
by Haiku are bad
us citizen
hyperlipidaemia
live long and prosper
Haiku # 36185, June 9, 2006 2:55 pm ET
by alpinist of Austria
Methylphenidate
Trimethoxyamfetamin
Secobarbital
Haiku # 36184, June 9, 2006 2:46 pm ET
by Drugs are bad
Sometimes this site is
Sofa king we todd did
It's hard not to laugh
Haiku # 36183, June 9, 2006 2:31 pm ET
by Janis of Toronto
The hose on the roof
Is not to be confused with
The hoes on the street
Haiku # 36182, June 9, 2006 2:27 pm ET
by Janis
Maybe, to make her
a bit more angry I should,
spell it S h eLIA
Haiku # 36181, June 9, 2006 2:09 pm ET
by Stan Kho
Sheila, the deserter.
Left EVERYONE in tow,
including her dead father.
Haiku # 36180, June 9, 2006 2:06 pm ET
by Stan Kho
Sheila is now dead,
In the abandonment of
all that she ever knew.
Haiku # 36179, June 9, 2006 2:03 pm ET
by Stan Kho
The thing about plants
Is that they don't like to move
That's why they're called plants
Haiku # 36178, June 9, 2006 11:08 am ET
by Janis of Toronto
bad haiku by ash
salsa dancing jimila
tango and lorna
Haiku # 36177, June 9, 2006 9:38 am ET
by mellie
I said it before
But I will say it again
You
Haiku # 36176, June 9, 2006 6:58 am ET
by William Nippress of Nemesis
Standards gone down loads
Bad haiku was
Haiku # 36175, June 9, 2006 6:52 am ET
by William Nippress of Nemesis
The sirens are singing
I follow them
"You
Haiku # 36174, June 9, 2006 1:19 am ET
by Mara of Vancity, Canada
Listen up Al Gore.
Here's "An Inconvenient Truth:"
You're not viable.
Haiku # 36173, June 9, 2006 12:26 am ET
by Lush
I proclaim, "Get those
mutherfuckin' snakes off this
mutherfuckin' plane"
Haiku # 36172, June 8, 2006 5:20 pm ET
by Janis of Toronto
oh man in the moon
stop giggling you foolish clown
as world goes gaga
Haiku # 36171, June 8, 2006 3:37 pm ET
by man from the jungle of Austria
Stupidity reigns
From land of the rising sun
Came that spammer bot
Haiku # 36170, June 7, 2006 4:03 pm ET
by Janis
Your leaden mud walks.
Prayers fall then a priest wakes.
Black blue water burns.
Haiku # 36169, June 7, 2006 2:33 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
A journey hates earth.
Returned fish turn and priests walk.
Hairs set but cold walks.
Haiku # 36168, June 7, 2006 2:03 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Blue, green hands return.
Twisting nuns clash the towers.
Delicate clouds run.
Haiku # 36167, June 7, 2006 1:52 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Must pronounce them right:
mathematics family,
family mathematics.
Haiku # 36166, June 7, 2006 1:17 pm ET
by MyGoodFriend
Cold sets ugly sheep.
The fish loiter or mud falls.
Stupidity waits.
Haiku # 36165, June 7, 2006 1:03 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
It's not metaphor
I know why the caged bird sings
Innate, not plaintive
Haiku # 36164, June 7, 2006 12:59 pm ET
by Lush
Some spam is tasty
I'm way into "teen fisting"
To the elbow kids!
Haiku # 36163, June 7, 2006 12:55 pm ET
by Lush
Mud roughly hunts smoke.
Good cold hates a plundered spice.
Cruelly, ships burn.
Haiku # 36162, June 7, 2006 12:40 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Hairs walk then truth plays.
Broken empty angels wake.
Blossom strokes summer.
Haiku # 36161, June 7, 2006 12:12 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
The arrows bend pears.
Love returns then the eyes wake.
A petal scolds breasts.
Haiku # 36160, June 7, 2006 12:10 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Fucking spammer bot
you make me see red you do
I hate you to bits
Haiku # 36159, June 7, 2006 11:46 am ET
by Janis of Grrrrr
Earth splashes yet triumphs break.
Fair plundered angels retire.
Wonder turns the birds.
Haiku # 36158, June 7, 2006 11:43 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Lemons kiss wonder.
Pianos slip for pears wait.
Small flustered mouths splash.
Haiku # 36157, June 7, 2006 11:33 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Truth turns a kind knight.
Operas recognise nuns.
Joy eats ugly leaves.
Haiku # 36156, June 7, 2006 11:13 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Armies fear duets.
Cruel blossom carouses.
Shortly, red eyes burn.
Haiku # 36155, June 7, 2006 11:03 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Silver angels set.
A slick judge greenly breaks rain.
Wonder moves a spice.
Haiku # 36154, June 7, 2006 10:53 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
The stanzas walk.
A walked army startles spring.
Rain splashes a sheep.
Haiku # 36153, June 7, 2006 10:43 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Journeys break vampires.
Apples bite indifference.
A young priest starts girls.
Haiku # 36152, June 7, 2006 10:12 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
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