Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
28 Years, 15 Days and 77388 Haiku later...

emo's like to cry
there so sad and want to die.
and wear eyeliner
Haiku # 34961, March 13, 2006 5:41 am ET
by marsha mellow of a filing cabinet?
Languid, nude skin screams
Joyfully undress secrets
Bare smooth breasts entice
Haiku # 34960, March 13, 2006 5:40 am ET
by Mighty meaty matey
The succession starts
Springs early awakening
White snowdrop carpet
Haiku # 34959, March 13, 2006 5:17 am ET
by William Nippress
Cherry blossoms fall
snow upon the sidewalk. my
love is for haiku
Haiku # 34958, March 13, 2006 4:45 am ET
by Betty LeBomb
Marriage is much like
a basketball. Orange and
round, covered with bumps
Haiku # 34957, March 13, 2006 4:12 am ET
by Betty LeBomb
Tree frogs signalling
mother fuckers cut me off
don't have right of way
Haiku # 34956, March 13, 2006 4:07 am ET
by Betty LeBomb
I'll-take-another
an onomatopoeia
when said slowly slurred
Haiku # 34955, March 13, 2006 4:06 am ET
by Betty LeBomb
Parasitic worm
is controlling my thinking
gonna make me drink
Haiku # 34954, March 13, 2006 4:00 am ET
by Betty LeBomb
Stutterous bumble,
a rat-at-at tumble down
phonetic phumbler.
Haiku # 34953, March 12, 2006 12:40 am ET
by Mel Venus of Folk Land
Drawn taut like a bow
shoulder blades almost touching
can't code anymore
Haiku # 34952, March 11, 2006 9:19 pm ET
by Betty LeBomb
Lint trap signaling
I'm left with a soggy mess
dryer's on the broke
Haiku # 34951, March 11, 2006 9:17 pm ET
by Betty LeBomb
Panoptical world
is the watcher aware?
I was
Haiku # 34950, March 11, 2006 8:30 am ET
by Mob of Scotland
tree frogs signaling
unstopping choir chanting spring
coldbloods warm... warmbloods
Haiku # 34949, March 11, 2006 8:22 am ET
by Kiralli of Berkshire Hills
Cute
Though burdensome
Someone's cuter
Haiku # 34948, March 11, 2006 4:49 am ET
by Milos Vujasinovic of Belgrade, Serbia
My word hits them
They run like the truth
From consequences
Haiku # 34947, March 11, 2006 4:45 am ET
by Milos Vujasinovic of My word hits them
Black widow she ain't
taking off
w/ Husband slayers
Haiku # 34946, March 11, 2006 4:43 am ET
by Milos Vujasinovic of Belgrade, Serbia
Hip here lizerd lizerd
mah poke is wearing thin
Could you shed some skin
Haiku # 34945, March 11, 2006 4:40 am ET
by Milos Vujasinovic of Belgrade, Serbia
Romans, Huns and Ottomans
Small fry for those
Who stole my wife
Haiku # 34944, March 11, 2006 4:29 am ET
by Milos Vujasinovic of Belgrade, Serbia
Heck, indicient proposal
will take his wife
Willy Nilly
Haiku # 34943, March 11, 2006 3:52 am ET
by Milos Vujasinovic of Belgrade, Serbia
hola' hovito
drug selling to rap singing
crapulous old fool
Haiku # 34942, March 11, 2006 3:48 am ET
by Steve Stevenson of Guam
Patton had a Willie
Babe and Baxter were just silly
Princess Anne's bit them dudes
And Bud is for Spuds
Haiku # 34941, March 11, 2006 3:25 am ET
by Milos Vujasinovic of Correkshun, Serbia
Serbian New Riches
collecting their toys
They spare nuns
Haiku # 34940, March 11, 2006 1:42 am ET
by Milos Vujasinovic of Belgrade, Serbia
Riding with Custer
into the prairie Sun
Blasting ocean waves
Haiku # 34939, March 11, 2006 1:39 am ET
by Milos Vujasinovic of Belgrade, Serbia
Patton had a Willie
Baby was just silly
Princess Anne's bit them dudes
And Bud is for Spuds
Haiku # 34938, March 11, 2006 1:38 am ET
by Milos Vujasinovic of Belgrade, Serbia
feeling nostalgic
leafing through your old letters
i wish you were here
Haiku # 34937, March 11, 2006 12:35 am ET
by ash
spring nips at our backs
yet the asshole squints unwashed
someone grab the hose
Haiku # 34936, March 10, 2006 8:49 pm ET
by psarah
I saw.
I conquered.
I came.
Haiku # 34935, March 10, 2006 4:44 pm ET
by Julius seized her
Jumping on his back,
Gollum destroys Frodo
Haiku # 34934, March 10, 2006 4:20 pm ET
by Pokeaman of Sodom
Sweet Lord! I need pain!
Bleeding from my twistedness.
It makes me feel real.
Haiku # 34933, March 10, 2006 4:01 pm ET
by Mr Happy


her soft round buttocks
crave the sting of His harsh hand
the pain is so sweet
Haiku # 34932, March 10, 2006 3:00 pm ET
by Crimson Mind of Phoenix, AZ


rhythmic paddle smacks
against her firm round bottom
flesh turns pink, then red
Haiku # 34931, March 10, 2006 2:57 pm ET
by Crimson Mind of Phoenix, AZ


sensual spanking
His hand slaps her round bottom
pink handprints appear
Haiku # 34930, March 10, 2006 2:54 pm ET
by Crimson Mind of Phoenix, AZ
To the pub tonight
Meat a woman, no knickers
Not spelling mistake
Haiku # 34929, March 10, 2006 7:36 am ET
by Mighty meaty matey
Sometimes life is tough
because I can
Haiku # 34928, March 9, 2006 6:06 pm ET
by Doughy MacGoughy of Slough
Writing bad haiku
Don't want to follow the rules
This line is short.
Haiku # 34927, March 9, 2006 5:55 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
School takes too much time
Give me a pit stop for five
Treasure all of them
Haiku # 34926, March 9, 2006 5:27 pm ET
by Left-Hand Trump of cell block 1138
I live on a boat.
My neighbor is a dolphin.
I call him Skippy.
Haiku # 34925, March 9, 2006 4:52 pm ET
by Mad Ken
Bappetybappetybapptybap
Whumpawhumpawhumpa
El Camino, His Excellency
Haiku # 34924, March 9, 2006 4:46 pm ET
by Milos Vujasinovic of Belgrade, Serbia
No soup for you
No gals in Serbia
For the Serbs
Haiku # 34923, March 9, 2006 4:41 pm ET
by Milos Vujasinovic of Belgrade, Serbia
unbelievable
gastroenterological
examination
Haiku # 34922, March 9, 2006 4:35 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Trekkies are the shiyat
Be at 1 w/ them
Transcedence
Haiku # 34921, March 9, 2006 4:31 pm ET
by Milos Vujasinovic of Belgrade, Serbia
A 'Lost in Space' fan
I found myself ostracized by
obessive Trekkies
Haiku # 34920, March 9, 2006 3:45 pm ET
by Crimson Mind of Phoenix, AZ
Sumguy from Sumwhere
Could see your reply
What was you gonna say?
Haiku # 34919, March 9, 2006 2:53 pm ET
by Milos Vujasinovic of Belgrade, Serbia
From the Bridge of Sighs,
we both take a dump upstream,
pinch at the same time.
>
At the downstream side,
we lean over to watch for
whose log floats out first.
Haiku # 34918, March 9, 2006 1:58 pm ET
by a game of poo sticks
NULL
Haiku # 34917, March 9, 2006 12:23 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
NULL
Haiku # 34916, March 9, 2006 12:20 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
nah u shut up u
Haiku # 34915, March 9, 2006 12:20 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Haiku # 34914, March 9, 2006 12:19 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Yeah what about it??
Haiku # 34913, March 9, 2006 12:18 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
NULL
Haiku # 34912, March 9, 2006 12:18 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
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